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Title: Stalag 17
Post by: flackbait on October 01, 2007, 01:30:27 AM
this ones just begging for a good caption
(http://videodetective.com/photos/689/002895_26.jpg)


Title: Re: Stalag 17
Post by: Mr. DS on October 01, 2007, 11:21:59 AM
Boy I tell ya, these water cooler conversations just aren't the same without a water cooler. 


Title: Re: Stalag 17
Post by: IzzyDedjet on October 01, 2007, 12:45:42 PM
...And for an extra 10 Deutsche marks, Steve here will do this thing that's guaranteed to curl your toes


Title: Re: Stalag 17
Post by: Yaddo 42 on October 01, 2007, 09:47:16 PM
Ever have a quickie with Margaret Dumont, Sig? Is she a moaner or a screamer?

Say, this Oktoberfest really sucks. I'm sticking with Tijuana donkey shows for my next vacation.

You mean this isn't the casting call for the remake of Ilsa?

Poor Harvey could only stare on as the other actors had more lines, holding back a scream as he had another vision of his career a decade hence, playing Zipper opposite Frankie and Annette.


Title: Re: Stalag 17
Post by: jdlarch on October 01, 2007, 11:35:36 PM
So I says to my friend Buzz, here "a German uniform...now THERE's a uniform for ya." But then he goes "Yeah Killer, but it's not authentic unless the gun is real." So I says "I'll make a bet witcha buddy. I got two bucks says dat gun is real and loaded, and I got another 2 bucks I c'n give him to try it out and prove it's real!" So whaddaya say, pal? I'll cut ya in for half!


Title: Re: Stalag 17
Post by: AndyC on October 02, 2007, 06:01:44 PM
"Radio in the coffee pot? I don't know anything about a radio in the coffee pot! What makes you think there'd be a radio in the coffee pot?"


Title: Re: Stalag 17
Post by: indianasmith on October 02, 2007, 08:42:34 PM
"This one time, at POW camp . . . ."


Title: Re: Stalag 17
Post by: Inyarear on October 03, 2007, 11:39:22 PM
(http://videodetective.com/photos/689/002895_26.jpg)
"Is your wife... a goer? Ey? Ey? Know what I mean?
Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge."


Title: Re: Stalag 17
Post by: AndyC on October 04, 2007, 05:31:10 AM
([url]http://videodetective.com/photos/689/002895_26.jpg[/url])
"Is your wife... a goer? Ey? Ey? Know what I mean?
Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge."

Karma :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Stalag 17
Post by: asimpson2006 on October 04, 2007, 08:36:34 AM
is that a bratwrusch in your pocket or are you happy to see me.


Title: Re: Stalag 17
Post by: trekgeezer on October 04, 2007, 01:18:33 PM
([url]http://videodetective.com/photos/689/002895_26.jpg[/url])
"Is your wife... a goer? Ey? Ey? Know what I mean?
Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge."



Karma from me too for that one! :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Stalag 17
Post by: Flangepart on October 13, 2007, 10:00:39 AM
So the joke goes, A German soldier, a Russian soldier and a Polish soldier walk into Poland...