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Oh Mr. Sulu how I miss you when you're away. 

McCoy told me this would happen if I screwed with too many blue women.

puff puff "ok, got the probe. Managed to get my clothes back, now I gotta get out of this bald guy's closet" -from the lost episode"planet deliverance"

"Now we'll see how well Yeoman Rand handles the Captain's log!"

"Scotty, I need you to beam me up, but first tell me this:  is there any chance that an inanimate object could be fused with living tissue during teleportation?"

*PAUSE*

"Was that a 'Maybe?'"

I don't have a hairy wookie, but a peterified tribble in my pants!!!

"As God is my witness . . . I'll never be hungry again."

Given enough time, the crew would notice telltale signs that Dr. Janice Lester was still inhabiting the captain's body.

Spock, where are the batteries ?

One of the more disturbing captions that I've read.  Hats off to you, sir.

"How was I supposed to know giant androids were so brittle!?"

"I'll never make fun of Gene Roddenberry again."

Captain Kirk proves why he wins the Milton Berle Memorial "Just Enough to Win" Challenge year after year.

What d'ya know? Shatner really is Jewish.

Now properly equiped, Kirk is ready to conquer the Amazon planet.

THAT'S A GOOD ONE!!!

This has nothing to do with the topic, I just wanted to tell Indianasmith that his signature is rockin.  I loved that series.
The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, the Unbeliever is still one of my favorite reads.

Thanks Izzy!!!!  I need to change it to the last stanza of the poem . . . I had the first up for awhile and the second has been there for over two months.

Nope...can't think of any other joke I can apply to this....my brain hurts!

"And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage."

When I find the bastard who did this sculpture of me....

(In Shatner's speech)

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite
jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a
thousand times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is!
My gorge rises at it.

 :wink:

Cuz I'm a rocket man...

"Copenhagen, here I come!"

"No it isn't, it's a...!"

Nice, you get a round of karma :bouncegiggle:

Bald man: That's strange, I know I left a doggie treat for my Rancor right there....