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Title: Metropolis
Post by: Gerry on October 11, 2007, 12:41:35 PM
(http://www.scifilm.org/images2/metrop-clock.jpg)

Although his desire to leave his dull job at the end of the day was understandable, Freder took the concept of "clock watching" a bit far.


Title: Re: Metropolis
Post by: AndyC on October 11, 2007, 05:39:37 PM
"You see Bill, this is why you'll never make it as a mime. You're supposed to move as if you were trapped inside a giant clock."


Title: Re: Metropolis
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 11, 2007, 07:08:13 PM
"Not to worry, Mr. Gulliver, I'm sure you won't have any trouble setting the time on this fine wrist watch."


Title: Re: Metropolis
Post by: Mr. DS on October 11, 2007, 07:53:31 PM
Johnny realized that no matter how hard he tried, making a human sized Micky Mouse watch was just impossible. 


Title: Re: Metropolis
Post by: Yaddo 42 on October 11, 2007, 09:04:27 PM
The Harold Lloyd ripoffs never stop.


Title: Re: Metropolis
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on October 11, 2007, 10:06:16 PM
Step 1 of artificially inseminating a clock


Title: Re: Metropolis
Post by: IzzyDedjet on October 12, 2007, 12:15:23 AM
Joe mentioned that he was feeling pressed, but I can't remember if he said BY or FOR time


Title: Re: Metropolis
Post by: Raffine on October 12, 2007, 08:00:25 AM
"Daylight Savings Time starts today?!? NOOOOO!!!"


Title: Re: Metropolis
Post by: AndyC on October 12, 2007, 10:41:36 AM
"Tiiiiiime is on my side.....no it's NOT!"


Title: Re: Metropolis
Post by: Flangepart on October 13, 2007, 09:40:07 AM
The miunet and hour hands were no problim. It was keeping the second hand from crushing his head that had frank in a bother.


Title: Re: Metropolis
Post by: Jack on October 13, 2007, 10:03:22 AM
Last time I got drunk I woke up on a golf course...and now this.  Gotta get back on the wagon.


Title: Re: Metropolis
Post by: Texdar on October 13, 2007, 12:02:24 PM
Clock aerobics proved to be hard on the back.


Title: Re: Metropolis
Post by: BlackAngel75 on October 15, 2007, 11:40:26 PM
Flava Flav will never have this clock!  NEVER!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Metropolis
Post by: Mortal Envelope on October 21, 2007, 11:06:24 AM
(http://www.scifilm.org/images2/metrop-clock.jpg)
Temple Fugate claims yet another victim!


Title: Re: Metropolis
Post by: JaseSF on October 22, 2007, 11:54:46 AM
Revenge of the killer clock!


Title: Re: Metropolis
Post by: Justy on November 24, 2007, 10:44:49 AM
Vi does nobody understand de German Strawberry Clock?!


Title: Re: Metropolis
Post by: jdlarch on October 13, 2008, 11:28:47 PM
Quick, cue the techno musik! I am ready for robotic, rythmic movement!


Title: Re: Metropolis
Post by: Pennywise on March 16, 2009, 06:21:38 PM
The crushing effects of time on the human body-actual footage.