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Title: Fake Movies Post by: Mortal Envelope on October 13, 2007, 10:27:34 AM I've been itchin' to start another thread like this ...please contribute...sorry if I've repeated a few of these before...
The Princess Bride of Frankenstein Hulk Hogan's Heroes (mainly himself) The Fantastic Fork: Rise of the Silver Platter Manos on Ice: The Revenge Previous: Nicolas Cage can't not think about everything that just happened to him, effectively being in De Je Vous for the entire movie. Look for the 3rd in the trilogy called Vous Je De (this $hit never happened to me before!) The Adventures of Pluto and Kevin Nash Friday the 13th Part 33 and a 1/3: Jason Takes the Taliban: After the annoyance of the ultra right-wing Islamists, the US government kills two birds with one stone by air dropping a crate with a cyrogenic Jason Voorhees in the center of the Afghan/Pakistan mountains where he runs amok for decades on end (lelalelalelalalalal- ahhhhhhhhhh!) Batman vs Duckula: Count Duckula is transported from Nickelodean to Gotham City to take on the Dark Knight and his rubber-lip-wearing side kick. Independence Day of the Dead: Not so bright aliens decide to invade Earth a few days after the events of Dawn of the Dead only to be devoured. Die Hard Rain: Bruce Willis plays on a skyscraper in the rain. Survivor the Movie: Pee Wee's Playhouse Shocker 2: We'll pay you to watch it! Title: Re: Fake Movies Post by: Doc Daneeka on October 13, 2007, 10:34:04 AM 301: TONIGHT... WE DINE... IN HELL... again!
Snakes on a Plane 2: Of all the theoretical ideas for Snakes on a Plane 2, this is the worst :bouncegiggle: Father of the Runaway Bride of Chucky.... ....I came up with this one at about 8 years old, I hadn't seen any one of the films! ...Well now, I still haven't. Title: Re: Fake Movies Post by: indianasmith on October 13, 2007, 11:30:50 AM How about Sean Penn's epic film about his two dotty old aunts, who keep using his charter pilots to take them on all sorts of wacky misadventures . . .
THE PILOTS OF PENN'S AUNTS Of course, there is the movie that me and some friends were going to make in college - we shot the trailer and never made the movie. It was supposed to be called EXPLODING COWS FROM MARS Then, when Highlander II came out, we were so crushed and disappointed that we decided we could make a better sequel and got it about halfway written before giving up in disgust . . . ISLANDER II - THE SICKENING In which Connor MacCleod wears a Hawaiian shirt and develop's Montezuma's Revenge. Title: Re: Fake Movies Post by: Andrew on October 13, 2007, 11:46:42 AM When Harry Met Sally's Younger, Hotter Sister
Pee Wee's Bad Hair Day A man, a squirrel, a bike, and a lot of guns. Microsoft Windows: Extinction Microsoft finally ships an operating system so flawed that the CDs are infected with a deadly plague that will infect anyone who uses the computer. Unfortunately, the plague's dormant period is nearly a year; much of the Earth's population is wiped out. Sextette 2 Marlo (Mae West) died on their honeymoon, but Barrington (Timothy Dalton) and the other characters haven't a clue! Plus, when she is squeezed, sat down, or otherwise fiddled with, the corpse of Marlo still groans out sexually-loaded phrases, thus simulating life. Hilarity ensues. Title: Re: Fake Movies Post by: Mortal Envelope on October 13, 2007, 01:06:22 PM Ice Age of Apocalpyse: This powerful mutant from the Marvel universe gets trapped in time with annoying CGI characters voiced by Dennis Leary and Raymond Ramono (sp?).
The Longest Barnyard Rock n Roll High School Musical II: The Ramones take this $hiznit over right now! Spiderman with the Golden Gun Dirty Dancing with the Stars Beauty and the Beastie Boys II Riding in Cars with Bad Boys II A Tale of Two Sex and the Cities Desperate Stepford Wives Grandma's Boyz in da Hood Chicken Little House on the Prairie Throw Mama's Family from the Train Dirty Square Dancing Grumpy Old Men Without Hats The Man in the Iron Chasity Belt The Adventures of Ford Motor Company Workers Gridiron Gangs of New York Title: Re: Fake Movies Post by: Shadow on October 13, 2007, 01:43:20 PM Creation of the Humanoids from the Deep
Journey to the Seventh Planet of Dinosaurs A Simple Plan 9 from Outer Space The Elephant Man that Fell to Earth Robot Monster a Go-Go Beauty and the Beast of Yucca Flats The Dunwich Horror of the Blood Monsters I, Robot Jox Title: Re: Fake Movies Post by: Rev. Powell on October 13, 2007, 05:22:48 PM Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Undead - drat, someone beat me to it.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1122775/ Title: Re: Fake Movies Post by: Joe the Destroyer on October 13, 2007, 11:00:42 PM Snakes on a Soul Plane
I Saw What You Did Last Summer (figure it out :tongueout:) Godzilla's Revenge of the Dead Last Monster House on the Left or... Last House by the Cemetery on the Left on Haunted Hill Planet Terror of Mechagodzilla Flesh for the Beast From 20,000 Fathoms Texas Chainsaw Slumber Party Massacre Dogora Soldiers The Postman Fights Back to the Future Alone in the Dark Ride Silent Hamburger Hill American History Xtro Sky High Tension Don't Torture a Howard the Duckling The Borats are Coming! The Werewolves are Here! Title: Re: Fake Movies Post by: AndyC on October 13, 2007, 11:55:23 PM Sextette 2 Marlo (Mae West) died on their honeymoon, but Barrington (Timothy Dalton) and the other characters haven't a clue! Plus, when she is squeezed, sat down, or otherwise fiddled with, the corpse of Marlo still groans out sexually-loaded phrases, thus simulating life. Hilarity ensues. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Karma! :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Fake Movies Post by: Fausto on October 14, 2007, 07:46:14 PM Hannah does her sisters
The incest porn we've all been waiting for... Live and let die another day James Bonds past and present meet up for a final showdown to determine the best The rocky dennis picture show Eric Stolz once again dons latex deformities, but this time with fishnets and high heels Lake Flaccid Scientists try to determine how alligators in the wrong body of water are connected to sexual disfunction Title: Re: Fake Movies Post by: legger on October 14, 2007, 08:02:53 PM The George Washington Robot with Spaghetti: Starring Robin Williams
Tagline: I pledge a pizza to the flag Uncle louigi’s pizzeria is fallen on hard times. Louigi has massive debt his pizza oven is on the fritz and his nephew Dominick just quit. Not knowing how he will continue to run the place he stumbles upon a Japanese website that sells high tech robots. He searches through the listing and finds the Chef robot. Using his last $6,000 he purchases the robot. Flash forward to the robot warehouse. “Hey! We’re all out of the chef robot how are we going to fill this order?” ‘Just send him the George Washington robot with the chef’s hat on him!” So Louigi gets the George Washington Robot and hilarity ensues. Eventually the George Washington Robot gets good at being the chef and the Pizzeria becomes a huge success. Louigi understand though that the robot belongs in Washington D.C. So after a lot of ups and downs laughs and cries the robot is sent on his way to Washington D.C. The movie ends with Louigi opening up another robot crate that he ordered to replace George. As the crate opens we see none other than an Abraham Lincoln robot! At this point the movie would end in a freeze-frame. Perfectly setting up the sequel which is called The Abraham Lincoln Robot in Hot Water! Title: Re: Fake Movies Post by: Mortal Envelope on October 14, 2007, 09:43:37 PM Stop or my Mom will Shoot Up! Sly and the golden girls find a new hobby
The Island of Dr Pepper The Jungle Book of Nod: Mobly discovers a 6000 year old vampire lord Attack of the Killer Potato Head Dr. Googles A Fish Called Wanka She's the Sheriff The Animated Series Enter the Dragonfly Lady in the Water Bong One Flew Over Count Dooku's Nest ET: The Extra Testicles Santa With Muscles: 10 Year Special Brown Edition (Brownest Ever) Grease 2.5 in 3D Manimal House Son of Automan Teen Wolf III: The Next Generation Fire Extinguisher in the Sky Title: Re: Fake Movies Post by: Ozzymandias on October 15, 2007, 08:55:41 PM Ozzymandias speaks: My homage to Art Fern:
Hoppalong Cassidy Goes To Brokeback Mountain Abbott and Costello Meet Ann Coulter Harry Potter Plays With His Wand Superfly Sells Prescription Drugs From Canada For Less Maize Gets a Visit From Aunt Flo The Saint Get Excommunicated Andy Hardy Looses His Virginity Ma and Pa Kettle Make Meth Mr. Moto Eats Bad Sushi Santo VS The Minute Men Frankenstein's Illegitimate Son (http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/eccentric/jli1l1ij/fern-b.jpg) Ozzymandias has Spoken!!! Title: Re: Fake Movies Post by: Mortal Envelope on October 17, 2007, 06:10:30 PM Hot Shots Part Neuf Neuf (aka Quatre-vignt dix-neuf)
The Empire Strikes Barak One night in China O' Brien A Clockwork Pineapple Rovin Hood: Prince of Teeves, cher (as told by Gambit) The World According to Garth Brooks Breakin' 3: Tearing out of the eyes The Phantom Menace 2: more pod racing and "yippie!" Twisted Sister Act 2 Title: Re: Fake Movies Post by: lester1/2jr on October 20, 2007, 12:29:51 PM Don't stay too long at the killers house
Title: Re: Fake Movies Post by: VenominOhio on October 20, 2007, 10:12:54 PM The Last Blouse on the Left
The Flintstones Take Manhattan The Mighty Ducks 4:Turduckin Stephen King`s Silver Mullet An American Democrat in Iraq Stepson of Godzilla Dracula in a Amish Paradise Scream 4: The Good One Watching aint Dry:Put into the Corner National Lampoon`s Outer Space Vacation Blood Feast 3 : 2 for 1 Special. Title: Re: Fake Movies Post by: Doc Daneeka on October 21, 2007, 10:18:15 AM When Sonny met Sal - Detailing how the two robbers first hooked up and 5 minutes later went to rob the bank
The Tripper on Highway 5 - The epic battle between Reagan-face and Nixon-face for the title of "Best president-themed slasher in America" Title: Re: Fake Movies Post by: Mortal Envelope on October 21, 2007, 10:55:39 AM Attack of the Clooneys
Love at first Byte: How Bill met Melinda Point Breakin': Ex-president-masked bank robbers have a dance-off w/Patrick Swayzee Everything you wanted to know about Bigfoot but were afraid to ask Big 2: Balls Dirty Slamdancing Raging Bullwinkle: The Animated Movie About Shiznit The Cheneyville Horror Doom Generation 2: Mass Audience Suicide The Return to Slaughter High Benny Hill vs. Benny Hinn Attack of the Killer Sunflower Seeds 1408 Part Deux: Steven King still don't like him no atheists War of the Axl Roses The House on Haunted Hillary Snakes on a Kite Title: Re: Fake Movies Post by: Doc Daneeka on November 13, 2007, 07:36:23 PM NEWS BREAK! These "merged movies" were today part of the IMDB poll asking which ones "might really work"
Quote American History X-Men :bouncegiggle:Baby’s Day Out for Justice Big Momma’s House of Flying Daggers Charlie’s Angels in the Outfield The Cider House Rules of Engagement Dead Man Walking Tall From Dusk Til Dawn of the Dead The Hand That Rocks the Cradle 2 the Grave Little Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown The Madness of King George of the Jungle Million Dollar Baby Geniuses The Quiet American Psycho Resident Evil: Apocalypse Now Romeo Must Die Hard A Time to Kill Bill While You Were Sleeping With the Enemy Wayne’s World is Not Enough Title: Re: Fake Movies Post by: Chang Saam on November 14, 2007, 08:06:59 PM The Amazing Transparent Man on the Moon
Beginning of the End of Days The Brain That Wouldn't Die Hard With a Vengeance The Brute Mannequin Children of the Living Dead Talk Back The Clonus Horror of Party Beach The Creeping Terror of Tiny Town Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell Comes to Frog Town Devil Doll Man Vs Demonic Toys Mighty Jack and the Beanstalk Outlaw of Gore Gore Girls Racket Girls are Easy Robot Monster Squad The Slime People Under the Stairs The Touch of Satan's Cheerleaders The Blood Waters of Dr. Zardoz Motel Hellboy Jason xXx Patch Addams Family Values The Dead Hate the Living Daylights The Quick and the Dead and Breakfast Analyze That Thing You Do! Catch Me If You Can't Hardly Wait Harry Potter and the Hendersons Man With the Screaming Brain That Wouldn't Die Silent Running Man There's Something About Mary Shelley's Frankenstein Better Off Dead Alive Big Fish Called Wanda Title: Re: Fake Movies Post by: CheezeFlixz on November 14, 2007, 08:33:13 PM The Bridge over the River runs through it.
Planet of the Apes of Wrath 12 Angry Men in Black Citizen Kane and Able Paths of Glory Hole Das Boot Hill Gang Requiem for a Dream of Jeannie Title: Re: Fake Movies Post by: Chang Saam on November 14, 2007, 09:20:40 PM The Con Air Up There
Eraserhead of the Family Game of Death Becomes Her The Gods Must Be Crazy as Hell I Was a Male War Bride of the Monster Logan's Running on Empty Memoirs of an Invisible Man on Fire Point of No Return of the Jedi When Harry met Sally of the Sawdust The Serpent and the Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer St. Elmo's Fire Down Below Time After Time Bandits Top Secret of the Water Technique A Boy Named Foxy Brown Days of Heavenly Creatures Dumbo Brother, Where Art Thou? Kill Billy Madison The Spy Who Loved Me, Myself, and Irene Stand By Meteor Man True Romancing the Stone You Can't Cheat an Honest Man Called Horse Hold That Ghost World Harold and Maude Go To White Castle The Passion of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter |