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Title: Medusa
Post by: Ash on October 14, 2007, 03:48:58 AM
Remember Medusa from Clash of the Titans?
Here she is in all of her glorious ugliness!

(http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/2738/medusaclashoftitansne4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
"This is what happens when you smoke too many cigarettes."


Title: Re: Medusa
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on October 14, 2007, 04:38:22 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, Courtney Love!


Title: Re: Medusa
Post by: AndyC on October 14, 2007, 05:32:08 AM
Olay's Vitaniacin complex fights seven signs of aging, along with the extra-dry skin that comes with menopause.


Title: Re: Medusa
Post by: indianasmith on October 14, 2007, 07:49:12 AM
Foolish mortals!! The Democratic nomination is MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Medusa
Post by: Mr. DS on October 14, 2007, 11:38:15 AM
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Name: Medusa
Age:  some time before that "Christ" guy
Body Type: Snake(ish)
Turn Ons:  Archery, Turning Men Into Stone
Turn Offs:  Having My Head Lopped Off
Looking For:  A lover who can run their fingers through my hair...er...venomous snakes...

Come get your love at Match.com today.


Title: Re: Medusa
Post by: Doc Daneeka on October 14, 2007, 02:56:51 PM
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Name: Medusa
Age:  some time before that "Christ" guy
Body Type: Snake(ish)
Turn Ons:  Archery, Turning Men Into Stone
Turn Offs:  Having My Head Lopped Off
Looking For:  A lover who can run their fingers through my hair...er...venomous snakes...

Come get your love at Match.com today.
Get me the Sofia Landon Geier version and I'm there!


Title: Re: Medusa
Post by: IzzyDedjet on October 14, 2007, 03:07:30 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, Courtney Love!

I'd give you karma for that, but seriously, do I look THAT bad when I first get out of bed? :tongueout:


Title: Re: Medusa
Post by: AndyC on October 14, 2007, 09:18:42 PM
After the 'beer glasses' wear off


Title: Re: Medusa
Post by: BlackAngel75 on October 15, 2007, 11:52:26 PM
I love New York, Season 3


Title: Re: Medusa
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on October 16, 2007, 12:41:31 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, Courtney Love!

I'd give you karma for that, but seriously, do I look THAT bad when I first get out of bed? :tongueout:

No, I think I'm still drunk then.  :twirl:


Title: Re: Medusa
Post by: Yaddo 42 on October 16, 2007, 08:52:04 PM
Insert obvious Joan Rivers joke......

or

Just to balance out the politics from indianasmith's post:

Dick Cheney, you come back here right now and give you're Lynn a kiss!


Title: Re: Medusa
Post by: BlackAngel75 on October 18, 2007, 02:30:40 AM
Ms. Colture, your public is ready.


Title: Re: Medusa
Post by: HarlotBug3 on October 18, 2007, 03:10:59 PM
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She wore Bluuuuuuuue, blue velvet, blue as the color of her eys.


Title: Re: Medusa
Post by: Raffine on October 18, 2007, 07:36:18 PM

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"Fang and I had a civil ceremony — his mother didn’t come. AWH HAW HAW HAW!!!”



Title: Re: Medusa
Post by: indianasmith on October 18, 2007, 10:31:39 PM
Insert obvious Joan Rivers joke......

or

Just to balance out the politics from indianasmith's post:

Dick Cheney, you come back here right now and give you're Lynn a kiss!

I think Lynn Cheney is a nice lady, but just to be fair and balanced . . . KARMA for that one!


Title: Re: Medusa
Post by: Mortal Envelope on October 19, 2007, 05:58:02 PM
Medusa: "can you get that spotlight out of my eyes please?  thanks!"


Title: Re: Medusa
Post by: Yaddo 42 on October 20, 2007, 03:36:03 PM
Lynn Cheney's always been an easy target for me (not a fan), I had to avoid making a joke about her book Sisters. Thanks for taking the joke in the spirit of fun it was meant.

Back to the jokes:

Lindsey Lohan in 2017.


Title: Re: Medusa
Post by: Inyarear on October 30, 2007, 12:41:07 PM
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"Good work, Osama. Here's the first of the seventy-two."
"Uh, is it too late to change religions?"


Title: Re: Medusa
Post by: soylentgreen on January 14, 2008, 06:42:03 PM
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Tonight on The Factor, right after talking points, Anne Coulter.

                     ...and later

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we talk with Michele Malkin.



Title: Re: Medusa
Post by: Flangepart on January 14, 2008, 07:59:12 PM
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Hillary Clinton : First lady, Senator, and spokes model for Larry's Reptile farm and house of spackle.


Title: Re: Medusa
Post by: Justy on January 14, 2008, 09:09:39 PM
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Can somebody please explain to me why giant scorpions didn't start sprouting up after my head was cut off but only when I was stabbed in the head? I still can't figure that out. It's kinda weird. Really.


Title: Re: Medusa
Post by: Terf on March 11, 2008, 02:43:05 PM
The zombie version of Sarah Jessica Parker


Title: Re: Medusa
Post by: retrorussell on November 10, 2009, 03:52:37 AM
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Okay, you've had 3 shots of Wild Turkey, a fifth of Crown Royal, a Scotch and 4 beers.  DO I LOOK ATTRACTIVE YET???


Title: Re: Medusa
Post by: paula on November 12, 2009, 05:02:24 AM
Remember Medusa from Clash of the Titans?
Here she is in all of her glorious ugliness!

([url]http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/2738/medusaclashoftitansne4.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://imageshack.us[/url])
"This is what happens when you smoke too many cigarettes."


um....you caught me before putting on makeup!  thanks, how am I going to live this down?