Title: Kinky Spock Post by: trekgeezer on October 15, 2007, 08:14:35 AM (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/spockwhipped.jpg) Spock, you really need to trim those finger nails. Title: Re: Kinky Spock Post by: Mr. DS on October 15, 2007, 10:44:47 AM I'm sorry Captain, chest waxing to Vulcans is illogical and kind of gay.
Title: Re: Kinky Spock Post by: frank on October 15, 2007, 11:57:09 AM "Well, Captain, considering all possibilities, you got off lightly for deciding to poke the Ymir." Title: Re: Kinky Spock Post by: sideorderofninjas on October 15, 2007, 02:27:25 PM Kirk: "Spock, are pondering what I am pondering.." Spock: "I think so, Captain. Once completely oiled up, the Pon Farr will begin..." Title: Re: Kinky Spock Post by: AndyC on October 16, 2007, 07:45:50 AM "I'm sorry captain. Was that not your custom when one drops soap under these circumstances?"
or Guy in the next cell: "Oh good God, that scarred me for life." Title: Re: Kinky Spock Post by: Dr. Whom on October 16, 2007, 08:07:29 AM Listen Leonard, I don't care what the script says, but there's only one who takes his shirt of in this show, and that's me.
Title: Re: Kinky Spock Post by: JaseSF on October 16, 2007, 11:54:21 AM Spock?! You do realize that you're chest looks like hairy balls. don't you?
Title: Re: Kinky Spock Post by: IzzyDedjet on October 16, 2007, 01:47:49 PM Say it again Bill...SAY IT...SAY IT AND I'LL HIT YOU WITH MY PURSE AGAIN. GOT IT? Spock is not a sissy. He's just misunderstood
Title: Re: Kinky Spock Post by: Yaddo 42 on October 16, 2007, 08:58:16 PM Cardio, Jim, Cardio. And carbs are illogical.
Title: Re: Kinky Spock Post by: TheDope on October 29, 2007, 07:23:19 PM (http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/spockomfg.jpg)
Title: Re: Kinky Spock Post by: Mortal Envelope on October 30, 2007, 10:24:25 AM (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/spockwhipped.jpg)
Kirk: "Spock, why are your hands so low?" Spock: "Captain, I was hoping you could shave my coin purse?" Title: Re: Kinky Spock Post by: Inyarear on October 30, 2007, 12:53:28 PM (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/spockwhipped.jpg) "I told you she was a police officer, Captain." "Shut up, Spock." Title: Re: Kinky Spock Post by: Dr. Whom on November 05, 2007, 08:56:36 AM No, Captain, I have no idea of the origin of these slash fiction stories.
Title: Re: Kinky Spock Post by: JPickettIII on November 06, 2007, 09:53:20 AM (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/spockwhipped.jpg)
"You know Captain, It is times like these I am glad that I always have that fresh feeling!" Title: Re: Kinky Spock Post by: AndyC on November 06, 2007, 10:01:43 AM Captain, you really must learn to distinguish between a tribble and a badger.
Title: Re: Kinky Spock Post by: BlackAngel75 on November 12, 2007, 02:26:18 AM Why, no Jim. I've never been this stripper that you speak of. Why do you ask?
Title: Re: Kinky Spock Post by: Justy on November 24, 2007, 08:42:08 AM When you said "stone knives and bear skins" you weren't kidding!
Title: Re: Kinky Spock Post by: jdlarch on October 13, 2008, 11:18:31 PM Spock: You know I could really go for some Carpenters right now...
Kirk: We've only just begun.... Spock: No not that one! Kirk: Touch me...when we're dancing... Spock: AHHHH! That's the one! Title: Re: Kinky Spock Post by: sprite75 on October 14, 2008, 12:40:01 AM (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/spockwhipped.jpg) VO: Then came the big day. Kirk and Spock were married. That night came the honeymoon! Guy in Adjoining Cell: Ewwwwwwww! Spock: He's faking it! Title: Re: Kinky Spock Post by: Trevor on December 28, 2008, 05:00:03 AM ([url]http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/spockomfg.jpg[/url]) :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :teddyr: Title: Re: Kinky Spock Post by: sprite75 on June 08, 2009, 01:00:37 AM (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/spockwhipped.jpg) Spock: Is that what humans would call a beer belly? Title: Re: Kinky Spock Post by: The Burgomaster on June 09, 2009, 04:28:14 PM (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/spockwhipped.jpg)
"Spock . . . thank you for going boldly where no man has gone before." Title: Re: Kinky Spock Post by: JJ80 on November 30, 2013, 12:57:20 PM The showering facilities on the USS Enterprise were notably less technologically sophisticated than the rest of the vessel.
Title: Re: Kinky Spock Post by: retrorussell on November 30, 2013, 03:01:31 PM Kirk: Wow Spock; you were rough last night. You left scratches!
Spock: Well, Captain, we Vulcans are normally mild-mannered, reserved folk. In bed, however.. Man watching: Oh, don't mind me; do go on. (dry-humps bars) Title: Re: Kinky Spock Post by: sprite75 on November 30, 2013, 06:31:04 PM "I warned you Jim. Vulcan females in the throes of pon farr can be dangerous."
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