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Title: The Mysterious Island
Post by: AndyC on October 22, 2007, 05:48:14 AM
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/nemo.jpg)

"Uh...captain? I gotta pee."


Title: Re: The Mysterious Island
Post by: Jack on October 22, 2007, 07:44:02 AM
Well, I'm sure these suits will protect us from the harsh environment...the problem is we can't fit through the door.


Title: Re: The Mysterious Island
Post by: Derf on October 22, 2007, 07:44:31 AM
"Aw, geez, who farted? Oh, never mind..."

or

The crew of the Nautilus had to take extreme measures when Captain Nemo developed a love for spicy Mexican food.


Title: Re: The Mysterious Island
Post by: Jordan on October 22, 2007, 10:13:59 AM
I am Hans-bot! Ya, und I am Franz-bot. And veer going to pump [clap!], YOU UP!  :teddyr:


Title: Re: The Mysterious Island
Post by: flackbait on October 22, 2007, 10:35:16 AM
One thought that everyone shared was "I feel like a bloody moron in this thing!"


Title: Re: The Mysterious Island
Post by: AndyC on October 22, 2007, 10:43:48 AM
The long-anticipated sequel to Project Grizzly


Title: Re: The Mysterious Island
Post by: Andrew on October 22, 2007, 10:50:38 AM
The real story behind "The Charge of the Light Brigade."


Title: Re: The Mysterious Island
Post by: Mr. DS on October 22, 2007, 11:12:43 AM
I don't care how long it takes, its opening night and we need to get this dance routine perfect.  From the top, a one and a two and a...


Title: Re: The Mysterious Island
Post by: JaseSF on October 22, 2007, 11:50:28 AM
The evolution of the human species? Detached heads on robot bodies?! Egads!


Title: Re: The Mysterious Island
Post by: AndyC on October 22, 2007, 12:51:52 PM
Michelin, because so much is riding on your tires


Title: Re: The Mysterious Island
Post by: Jack on October 22, 2007, 01:26:08 PM
All together now:  "I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout".


Title: Re: The Mysterious Island
Post by: Raffine on October 22, 2007, 01:31:37 PM
"Aw, Ralphie! Wait for us! C'mon!"


Title: Re: The Mysterious Island
Post by: Khaz on October 22, 2007, 03:56:48 PM
-Others to guy on left- "dude! where is your torso? I have heard the expression of legs all the way up to your smile, but, don't you think you are taking it a bit too far?"


Title: Re: The Mysterious Island
Post by: BlackAngel75 on October 23, 2007, 12:43:48 AM
I am Hans-bot! Ya, und I am Franz-bot. And veer going to pump [clap!], YOU UP!  :teddyr:

I like that.  Karma for you, buddy.

My caption:
Just like all the versions before it, This version of the Power Rangers didn't go too well on tv.


Title: Re: The Mysterious Island
Post by: Wortcov on October 23, 2007, 11:35:57 AM

"We're whalers on the moon,
We carry a harpoon.
But there ain't no whales
So we tell tall tales
And sing our whaling tune."


Title: Re: The Mysterious Island
Post by: AndyC on October 23, 2007, 12:16:34 PM
Whalers on the moon. I love it. Karma.


Title: Re: The Mysterious Island
Post by: Yaddo 42 on October 23, 2007, 09:25:00 PM
The Cybermen were always kind of cheesy looking....

or

Special hazmat suits were developed just for cleaning up after Mickey Rourke and Brad Pitt.


Title: Re: The Mysterious Island
Post by: Flangepart on October 24, 2007, 08:21:20 AM
ROBOT MONSTER :The sequal.


Title: Re: The Mysterious Island
Post by: BlackAngel75 on October 25, 2007, 02:05:32 AM
I didn't know that little guy from Buck Rogers had a family.


Title: Re: The Mysterious Island
Post by: Inyarear on October 30, 2007, 01:35:14 PM
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/nemo.jpg)
"So you managed to save Robby the Robot?"
"Yes."
"And what did you do with him after that?"


Title: Re: The Mysterious Island
Post by: IzzyDedjet on October 31, 2007, 12:40:19 AM
"Aw, geez, who farted? Oh, never mind..."

:teddyr: :thumbup: Karma

The real story behind "The Charge of the Light Brigade."

That happens to be one of my favorite movies, there bub.  But not the crappy 70's version.  The 40's version wit Errol Flynn and Olivia De Havilland.

As for my take on the whole thing...
Guy in the center:  Uh...Guys?  Would one of you scratch my butt please?  I can't seem to reach it


Title: Re: The Mysterious Island
Post by: Justy on November 24, 2007, 10:24:54 AM
"Chicken! Fight like a robot!" You're right boss! Going to the party as a squad of Berzerk robots IS cool.


Title: Re: The Mysterious Island
Post by: Musk Massacre on November 24, 2007, 02:50:51 PM
Ey, oh, ey, oh. Sure hope I don't fall down


Title: Re: The Mysterious Island
Post by: jdlarch on October 16, 2008, 02:19:32 AM
Is this a #2 pencil? I can't take this test unless I have a #2 pencil...and I prefer Faber-Castel.


Title: Re: The Mysterious Island
Post by: sprite75 on October 16, 2008, 11:48:55 AM
Everybody remember where we parked!


Title: Re: The Mysterious Island
Post by: Cthulhu on October 16, 2008, 12:22:01 PM
Taking safe sex to a whole new level.


Title: Re: The Mysterious Island
Post by: WingedSerpent on October 20, 2008, 03:49:39 PM
([url]http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/nemo.jpg[/url])




Domo arigato, mr. roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, mr. roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who i am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in japan, i am the modren man

I've got a secret i've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain i.b.m.
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive-just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

I'm not a robot without emotions-i'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
I'm not a hero, i'm not a saviour, forget what you know
I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control-we all need control
I need control-we all need control

I am the modren man, who hides behind a mask
So no one else can see my true identity

Domo arigato, mr. roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, mr. roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, mr. roboto, domo...domo
Thank you very much, mr. roboto
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, mr. roboto
For helping me escape just when i needed to
Thank you-thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you

The problem's plain to see: too much technology
Machines to save our lives. machines dehumanize.

The time has come at last
To throw away this mask
Now everyone can see
My true identity...
I'm kilroy! kilroy! kilroy! kilroy!


Title: Re: The Mysterious Island
Post by: Pennywise on March 15, 2009, 11:48:58 PM
In the future, billiards will be much more dangerous to play.