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Title: Chuck Norris Endorses Mike Huckabee for President
Post by: Torgo on October 22, 2007, 04:26:21 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,304096,00.html (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,304096,00.html)

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Chuck Norris does not vote for president of the United States. He gives the voting machine a swift roundhouse kick and Mike Huckabee wins.
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Title: Re: Chuck Norris Endorses Mike Huckabee for President
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 22, 2007, 09:12:59 PM
This explains why Mike Huckabee does not believe in evolution.  He knows there is no evolution; there's just the list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.


Title: Re: Chuck Norris Endorses Mike Huckabee for President
Post by: nshumate on October 22, 2007, 09:31:26 PM
To hell with endorsements.  I want to see Chuck Norris on the ticket.


Title: Re: Chuck Norris Endorses Mike Huckabee for President
Post by: trekgeezer on October 24, 2007, 11:17:11 AM
Ah, Mike is sure to win now.  Mike's biggest claim to fame is losing 100lbs and writing a book about it. 

My nickname for him is Governor Goober.


Title: Re: Chuck Norris Endorses Mike Huckabee for President
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 24, 2007, 02:31:32 PM
Norris should not run for the position of President.  The President should run for the position of Chuck Norris.


Title: Re: Chuck Norris Endorses Mike Huckabee for President
Post by: indianasmith on October 24, 2007, 09:27:06 PM
Norris should not run for the position of President.  The President should run for the position of Chuck Norris.

KARMA FOR THAT ONE!!! Then we could see W. and Harry Reid in a steel cage deathmatch!


Title: Re: Chuck Norris Endorses Mike Huckabee for President
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on October 28, 2007, 03:56:09 PM
Norris should not run for the position of President.  The President should run for the position of Chuck Norris.

KARMA FOR THAT ONE!!! Then we could see W. and Harry Reid in a steel cage deathmatch!

To heck with that! What I want to see is a no-holds barred, best two out of three, between Nancy Peliosi and Dick Cheney.


Title: Re: Chuck Norris Endorses Mike Huckabee for President
Post by: indianasmith on October 30, 2007, 10:30:53 PM
Norris should not run for the position of President.  The President should run for the position of Chuck Norris.

KARMA FOR THAT ONE!!! Then we could see W. and Harry Reid in a steel cage deathmatch!

To heck with that! What I want to see is a no-holds barred, best two out of three, between Nancy Peliosi and Dick Cheney.

Cheney would bring a shotgun.  Pelosi would bring a gun control petition.

Hilarity would ensue.