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Title: Golden Globe double feature Post by: trekgeezer on October 26, 2007, 09:15:15 AM (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/Eyebrows-781970.jpg) Gee Steve I know you like me, but would you please get your hand off my ass. (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/hanksbeatty-771883.jpg) I don't know what the hell it is. Got any ideas Tom? Title: Re: Golden Globe double feature Post by: Joe the Destroyer on October 26, 2007, 02:05:48 PM Bottom:
Told you Tom! It's 100 proof! Title: Re: Golden Globe double feature Post by: Flangepart on October 26, 2007, 04:57:01 PM (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/Eyebrows-781970.jpg) Marty, your eyebrows are scareing me. (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/hanksbeatty-771883.jpg) Now thats one impressive vibrator. Do the batteries go here? Title: Re: Golden Globe double feature Post by: sideorderofninjas on October 26, 2007, 10:53:54 PM Top: "You're teeth as so very white. My eyes are transfixed on them..."
Bottom: Most Celebrated Double Chin that Cannot be Hidden..."Congrats, Warren.." Title: Re: Golden Globe double feature Post by: Mr. DS on October 27, 2007, 08:06:36 PM Warren And Tom: Eat your heart out Tom. I am the first winner of the lifetime achievement award when it comes to boning chicks.
Title: Re: Golden Globe double feature Post by: Yaddo 42 on October 28, 2007, 01:15:07 PM Top: Steven: For my next trick, I'll drink a glass of water while Marty here sings.
Bottom: Wait this says "Pia Zadora"!!! Title: Re: Golden Globe double feature Post by: AndyC on October 29, 2007, 06:21:57 AM Top: "Whoops, that's the last time I eat beans before an awards ceremony. Wait, are there supposed to be lumps?"
Bottom: "Made in Taiwan" or "Hey Warren, ever thought of doing a sequel where you play both Dick Tracy and Pruneface?" Title: Re: Golden Globe double feature Post by: Mortal Envelope on October 29, 2007, 11:35:13 AM (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/hanksbeatty-771883.jpg)
Well $h!t ta bed! It's better than gettin a Woody Award! Title: Re: Golden Globe double feature Post by: jdlarch on September 28, 2008, 02:08:57 AM Top: ...and that's how they dance in prison.
Or: ...and the doctor says, "You have a huge boil on your ass." and I says, "Boil, what boil? That's a tattoo of my mother-in-law's face!" Heh heh! Take my wife, please!! ba-dum-bum Bottom: "I can't believe I just sh!t this thing!" "Yeah, I would wash my hands at this point... Hey how did it get in your a$$ in the first place?" Title: Re: Golden Globe double feature Post by: AndyC on September 28, 2008, 10:03:24 AM "The mustache came off your Groucho glasses."
and "Award...too...heavy...can barely.....hold...up." Title: Re: Golden Globe double feature Post by: Mr. DS on September 28, 2008, 02:52:50 PM ([url]http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/hanksbeatty-771883.jpg[/url]) Tom (as Forrest Gump): "Thats a nice award. I've won lotsa awards. Matter of fact if I think back...I bet I can remember my first award." Title: Re: Golden Globe double feature Post by: sprite75 on September 28, 2008, 07:41:59 PM (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/Eyebrows-781970.jpg) I just broke wind. I know. I'm about five seconds away from passing out. (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/hanksbeatty-771883.jpg) Pretty impressive looking dildo, huh Tom. You bet. Wonder what my wife would think of that? Title: Re: Golden Globe double feature Post by: CheezeFlixz on September 29, 2008, 12:52:01 AM (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/hanksbeatty-771883.jpg) What the hell ... Made in China??? Title: Re: Golden Globe double feature Post by: AndyC on September 29, 2008, 08:04:47 AM (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/hanksbeatty-771883.jpg)
"It says, twenty dwarves took turns doing handstands on the carpet." Title: Re: Golden Globe double feature Post by: Flangepart on September 29, 2008, 11:27:23 AM ([url]http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/Eyebrows-781970.jpg[/url]) Your eyebrows have GOT to be in my next Sci-Fi epic. ([url]http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/hanksbeatty-771883.jpg[/url]) Hey, who knew Black and decker made awards too? |