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Title: Caption for 10/28/2007: House II
Post by: Andrew on October 28, 2007, 07:35:40 PM
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/houseii/houseii6.jpg)

I have been using my Dremel to make stonework designs for thirty years.  Gone through two wives, about eighty Dremels, and three separate cancer treatments.  Still have the same respirator though.


Title: Re: Caption for 10/28/2007: House II
Post by: Mr. DS on October 28, 2007, 08:03:17 PM
Hello Mr. Rivers you'd better take a seat.  Although she's in stable condition, I'm afraid Joan has had one too many plastic surgeries.


Title: Re: Caption for 10/28/2007: House II
Post by: Yaddo 42 on October 28, 2007, 09:56:10 PM
Beware any home improvement advice you get from these guys on the Eastern European knock-off show This Old Hovel.


Title: Re: Caption for 10/28/2007: House II
Post by: AndyC on October 29, 2007, 06:16:01 AM
"I'm not Normy, and I'm not interested in hearing any little-known facts. Are you feeling all right?"


Title: Re: Caption for 10/28/2007: House II
Post by: Khaz on October 29, 2007, 08:24:28 AM
Well, I got the diaper changed, but there was this little issue with the talc.


Title: Re: Caption for 10/28/2007: House II
Post by: jdlarch on September 26, 2008, 02:09:29 AM
Oh, thea you ahh. Cheez, I musta wandered away from the bah. Hey, where's Balki?


Title: Re: Caption for 10/28/2007: House II
Post by: Jack on September 26, 2008, 07:25:42 AM
"Wear my goggles...over my glasses?"
"Yeah, you know, since you've got them on your head anyway."


Title: Re: Caption for 10/28/2007: House II
Post by: TheDope on September 27, 2008, 09:10:27 PM
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/houseii/houseii6.jpg)
Oh yeah; "Cheers" was a sweet gig, but then everyone forgot I
was in movies like Empire Strikes Back and Firefox...now look at
me: bit parts in crummy sequels.  What's next: voice-overs for
two-bit cartoons?


Title: Re: Caption for 10/28/2007: House II
Post by: Flangepart on September 29, 2008, 11:37:48 AM
Yep...tried out for Al in HOME IMPROVMENT THE MOVIE...Tim Allen told me to kiss his, well never mind...


Title: Re: Caption for 10/28/2007: House II
Post by: Pennywise on March 30, 2009, 12:57:24 AM
"Well, I got that insulation installed for ya..."
"I told you to take care of the fire ants under my house!"
"It was hard, man..."


Title: Re: Caption for 10/28/2007: House II
Post by: NelsonRage on April 01, 2009, 11:29:52 AM
" You might want to to wait a half hour before using the toilet, I had mexican for lunch again."