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Title: Ridiculous Adversaries
Post by: Zapranoth on October 31, 2007, 11:15:26 PM
I know you guys can do better.

Have a look:

http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/night_of_the_killer_lamp_23


Title: Re: Ridiculous Adversaries
Post by: RapscallionJones on November 01, 2007, 11:31:32 AM
Nope!  I think they nailed it.


Title: Re: Ridiculous Adversaries
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on November 01, 2007, 12:30:15 PM
Oh goodness no... A good list but they missed some golden ones.
1) the tree  in From hell it Came.
2) the  "Bird" in the Giant Claw
3) the bats in um, Bats
4) the Mushroom People in Matango
5) the Worms in Squirm (though I must admit Squirm still creeps me out)
6) And finally the big stone columns in that movie whose name eludes me.   Please help!





Title: Re: Ridiculous Adversaries
Post by: Gerry on November 01, 2007, 12:32:09 PM
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6) And finally the big stone columns in that movie whose name eludes me.   Please help!

THE MONOLITH MONSTERS?


Title: Re: Ridiculous Adversaries
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on November 01, 2007, 02:52:41 PM
YES, thanks, those are the #1 lame monsters I have ever seen.
-Ed


Title: Re: Ridiculous Adversaries
Post by: Doc Daneeka on November 01, 2007, 02:57:50 PM
Remember TERROR ON THE WIND, guys? http://www.badmovies.org/movies/terrorwind/index.html (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/terrorwind/index.html) (Produced by "Monolith Productions")


Title: Re: Ridiculous Adversaries
Post by: Raffine on November 01, 2007, 03:09:54 PM
THE SOUND OF HORROR

Some treasure-seeking lowlifes awaken a bloodthirsty dinosaur, but the damn thing's invisible!

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/soundhorror/soundhorror7.jpg)
The above photo begs the question:
Is it immoral, illegal and fattening to 'borrow' a picture from this site's review of this stinkeroo?


Title: Re: Ridiculous Adversaries
Post by: LilCerberus on November 01, 2007, 06:08:13 PM
The Creeping Terror - so slow, it's victims need to feed themselves to it.

Satakoy from Roller Blade


Title: Re: Ridiculous Adversaries
Post by: RCMerchant on November 01, 2007, 07:13:43 PM
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6) And finally the big stone columns in that movie whose name eludes me.   Please help!

THE MONOLITH MONSTERS?

 I...I LOVE that movie...(sniff)...! :bluesad:


Title: Re: Ridiculous Adversaries
Post by: AndyC on November 01, 2007, 08:29:15 PM
For lame adversaries, you can't beat Robot Holocaust with it's ferocious giant spider leg. That movie is also notable for having a monster so scary the heroes just let it be and we never see it.


Title: Re: Ridiculous Adversaries
Post by: Derf on November 01, 2007, 09:21:37 PM
No one has brought up The Lift (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087622/)?
        Tag line: "Take the stairs, take the stairs. For God's sake, take the Stairs!!!"

And then there's always Bennett from Commando.  :twirl:


Title: Re: Ridiculous Adversaries
Post by: Yaddo 42 on November 01, 2007, 10:23:16 PM
I'd offer the villain in the South African film, Kill and Kill Again. Possibly the wimpiest pseudo-Bond villain/criminal mastermind with plans for world domination you'll ever see. He even gets guff from his middle aged punk rock girlfriend/bodyguard/chopper pilot.


Title: Re: Ridiculous Adversaries
Post by: Shadow on November 01, 2007, 11:45:01 PM
The Jellyfish man from Sting of Death.


Title: Re: Ridiculous Adversaries
Post by: AndyC on November 02, 2007, 05:52:45 AM
And then there's always Bennett from Commando.  :twirl:


Oh yes. The gayest villain in any Schwarzenegger flick, as this side-by-side comparison with Freddie Mercury will demonstrate:
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/bennett.jpg)
Coincidence?


Title: Re: Ridiculous Adversaries
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on November 02, 2007, 05:56:03 AM
For lame adversaries, you can't beat Robot Holocaust with it's ferocious giant spider leg. That movie is also notable for having a monster so scary the heroes just let it be and we never see it.

And lest we forget the carnivorous blind hand puppet worm thingies!  :teddyr: