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Title: Redneck Zombies
Post by: Ash on November 11, 2007, 01:55:57 AM
What could this redneck zombie be saying?

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/redneckzombies/redneckzombies4.jpg)
"Hey Earl...This is better'n the time we licked that moonshine off'a the floor!"


Title: Re: Redneck Zombies
Post by: AndyC on November 11, 2007, 04:53:21 AM
Rob Zombie's Hamlet


Title: Re: Redneck Zombies
Post by: RCMerchant on November 11, 2007, 05:23:55 AM
Rob Zombie's Hamlet

 HAHAHAH!  :bouncegiggle:  :thumbup:


Title: Re: Redneck Zombies
Post by: Doc Daneeka on November 11, 2007, 08:04:35 AM
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/redneckzombies/redneckzombies4.jpg)

"Oh, it's all over my face isn't it? Sorry, I'm a bit of a messy eater"
----
Skull: "Buford please, we're being watched!"
Zombie: "Yes Lorraine, it's true, this is my lover, she has been for weeks now"
Skull: "I have a confession, I'm a man's skull!"
Zombie: "Well, it don't matter much to me, Lorraine here's my sister!"


Title: Re: Redneck Zombies
Post by: Texdar on November 11, 2007, 08:11:35 AM
He was always whispering sweet nothings in her ear up to the very end.


Title: Re: Redneck Zombies
Post by: Khaz on November 11, 2007, 01:26:18 PM
"Hey! Hey Earl! Check this out! If ya blow in the head here, the eyes move! Hur hur hur."


Title: Re: Redneck Zombies
Post by: TheDope on November 11, 2007, 04:53:04 PM
Alas, poor Bubba; I knew y'all well.


Title: Re: Redneck Zombies
Post by: sideorderofninjas on November 11, 2007, 11:16:13 PM
Golley, Ah nevur thught Ah'd find me the'r Red Skull...


Title: Re: Redneck Zombies
Post by: BlackAngel75 on November 12, 2007, 02:01:03 AM
Damn, talk about eating out you cousin.


Title: Re: Redneck Zombies
Post by: asimpson2006 on November 12, 2007, 12:17:36 PM
To Bubba skulls and eye balls where his favorite gulity pleasure and made sure no one ever saw him eat it.  The day he snapped was the day his mom caught in the act.


Title: Re: Redneck Zombies
Post by: frank on November 13, 2007, 10:44:21 AM
"Hey! Hey Earl! Check this out! If ya blow in the head here, the eyes move! Hur hur hur."


perfect.....


Title: Re: Redneck Zombies
Post by: VenominOhio on November 14, 2007, 03:48:16 PM
Red Skull: "ok Bubba,here`s my plan to rid the world of Capt.America"

Bubba" duh,he`s already dead Mr.Skull sir"

Red Skull " really? good job slim"


Title: Re: Redneck Zombies
Post by: CheezeFlixz on November 16, 2007, 01:21:23 AM
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/redneckzombies/redneckzombies4.jpg)

After having enough dropped calls a disgruntled phone customer asked "Can you hear me now?"


Title: Re: Redneck Zombies
Post by: asimpson2006 on November 16, 2007, 10:29:08 AM
([url]http://www.badmovies.org/movies/redneckzombies/redneckzombies4.jpg[/url])

After having enough dropped calls a disgruntled phone customer asked "Can you hear me now?"


KARMA for you, that was very good.


Title: Re: Redneck Zombies
Post by: IzzyDedjet on November 18, 2007, 02:08:29 AM
Festus misunderstood what the marshal said when he mentioned that his trusty side kick should get himself some head that would make his eyes roll in back of his skull



There, I said it


Title: Re: Redneck Zombies
Post by: Yaddo 42 on November 23, 2007, 11:09:24 PM
Never accept a serial killer's offer to handmake a flute for you.


Title: Re: Redneck Zombies
Post by: Justy on November 23, 2007, 11:48:41 PM
Earl are you sure its bloody skulls we're s'pposed to lick and not toads?


Title: Re: Redneck Zombies
Post by: jdlarch on October 13, 2008, 11:05:44 PM
Ozzy knew he should have stopped at bats but he just couldn't stop himself!


Title: Re: Redneck Zombies
Post by: Pennywise on March 29, 2009, 02:31:04 AM
"I'ma gonna eat yer brains and gain yer knowledge. Then I'll pass that G.E.D.!"


Title: Re: Redneck Zombies
Post by: ChuckSplatt on March 29, 2009, 12:53:02 PM
'Reckon them thar ears be THE tastiest parts of this here critter.