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Title: Lost my underpants today...............
Post by: Trevor on November 13, 2007, 09:39:23 AM
 :bluesad:

I don't know where they've gone, but I wish they would come back....

I know they were old enough, used enough and unwashed enough to stand up on their own and wander off on their own.

But, still I'm  :bluesad: and I wish they would come back as they were the only pair I had.................


 :teddyr:


Title: Re: Lost my underpants today...............
Post by: Andrew on November 13, 2007, 09:43:04 AM
Trevor, your underpants travails are terribly troubling to me.


Title: Re: Lost my underpants today...............
Post by: lester1/2jr on November 13, 2007, 09:46:59 AM
Ben Grimm


that is, grin and bear it


Title: Re: Lost my underpants today...............
Post by: Jack on November 13, 2007, 09:57:01 AM
It might just be nature's way of telling you it's time to buy a new pair.


Title: Re: Lost my underpants today...............
Post by: Scott on November 13, 2007, 10:20:05 AM
After returning to work yesterday three weeks after my gallbladder surgery I reflect back on all the important things I always wanted to get done around the house, but never took the time. With the only thing planned during my time off I now realize that it didn't get it done.

It was time to sort through my sock drawer. There are white socks, black socks, brown socks, silver toed socks, and even golden toed socks. There are also mismatched socks, no match socks, short socks, long socks, insulated socks, new socks, old socks, missing socks, and even holy socks. They needed sorting, organization, and some need to be disposed of completely. Well...........my three weeks are up and the task still remains undone.  :bluesad:

As far as my underwear goes they all have 3 holes in them.  :teddyr:



Title: Re: Lost my underpants today...............
Post by: AndyC on November 13, 2007, 02:10:00 PM
There's only one explanation....Underpants Gnomes!


Title: Re: Lost my underpants today...............
Post by: trekgeezer on November 13, 2007, 03:48:52 PM
Yikes!! I think I found them! I think you're right Trevor, they're in bad shape and I think they walked here for South Africa by themselves.


(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/Underpants.jpg)


Title: Re: Lost my underpants today...............
Post by: Scott on November 13, 2007, 09:15:36 PM

As far as my underwear goes they all have 3 holes in them.  :teddyr:


Come on people you never heard this joke as a kid?

Kid #1 "Your underwear has three holes in them."

Kid #2 "No they don't"

Kid #1 "Then how do you get them on?"

You know..............1 for your body to get through at the top and 2 holes for the legs.

 :bouncegiggle:

Sorry that's my best underwear joke.  :bluesad:



Title: Re: Lost my underpants today...............
Post by: Torgo on November 13, 2007, 09:20:42 PM
There's only one explanation....Underpants Gnomes!


AHH! Beat me to it.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/Gnomes_plan.png)


Title: Re: Lost my underpants today...............
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 13, 2007, 11:51:39 PM

As far as my underwear goes they all have 3 holes in them.  :teddyr:


Come on people you never heard this joke as a kid?

Kid #1 "Your underwear has three holes in them."

Kid #2 "No they don't"

Kid #1 "Then how do you get them on?"

You know..............1 for your body to get through at the top and 2 holes for the legs.

 :bouncegiggle:

Sorry that's my best underwear joke.  :bluesad:



I just checked mine and they have four holes. 


Title: Re: Lost my underpants today...............
Post by: Scott on November 14, 2007, 10:58:19 AM
I just checked mine and they have four holes. 

I remember the joke from about the time I was 10 years old must have come from my friend next door he had 4 older sisters and no brothers.

Come think think of it Ed Wood only had 3 holes in some of his underwear.


Title: Re: Lost my underpants today...............
Post by: RCMerchant on November 14, 2007, 04:53:18 PM
 I like to wear them on my head...like a cool hat. :smile:

 Oh...waitaminute... :buggedout:

 Those are my wifey's I like to wear on my head...!  :smile:

 


Title: Re: Lost my underpants today...............
Post by: CheezeFlixz on November 15, 2007, 12:52:48 AM
Have you contacted INTERPOL?


Title: Re: Lost my underpants today...............
Post by: Trevor on November 15, 2007, 03:29:23 AM
 :bluesad: No, INTERPOL can't help at all, I'm afraid.  :bluesad:

It's payday today (15 November) so I guess I will have to go buy some more.

But I miss my old undies terribly................................ :teddyr:


Title: Re: Lost my underpants today...............
Post by: Khaz on November 15, 2007, 09:05:30 AM
I used to have a ferret who would steal my underwear and use them for bedding under the couch. Maybey this is an early warning that you may have ferrets. Check under the bed/couch/entertainment center!


Title: Re: Lost my underpants today...............
Post by: IzzyDedjet on November 15, 2007, 12:14:46 PM
Just for a lark, go about your day without them.  It's kinda refreshing.  You just have to get over the Linus Van Pelt syndrome and get over your "security blanket"


Title: Re: Lost my underpants today...............
Post by: Trevor on November 16, 2007, 03:48:41 AM
 :bluesad:

Khaz: we have dassies [rock hyraxes] in our garden so if I find one of them wearing an off white gstring, I'll nab him.  :teddyr:

Izzy: The blanket's OK, it's the undies I'm looking for.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: Lost my underpants today...............
Post by: Trevor on November 19, 2007, 01:25:23 AM
 :teddyr:

I am proud to announce that I am now the owner of two semi-used, refurbished and upholstered underpants, one named "Scratchy" and the other named "Itchy".   :teddyr:

Me so happy.  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Lost my underpants today...............
Post by: CheezeFlixz on November 19, 2007, 01:32:28 AM
:teddyr:

I am proud to announce that I am now the owner of two semi-used, refurbished and upholstered underpants, one named "Scratchy" and the other named "Itchy". :teddyr:

Me so happy.  :bouncegiggle:

Oh Thank God ... I can sleep now. :teddyr:


Title: Re: Lost my underpants today...............
Post by: Scott on November 19, 2007, 06:27:32 AM
:teddyr:

I am proud to announce that I am now the owner of two semi-used, refurbished and upholstered underpants, one named "Scratchy" and the other named "Itchy". teddyr:

Me so happy.  :bouncegiggle:

Careful Trevor you might get a rash and people might misunderstand what your doing when scratching. 
 :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Lost my underpants today...............
Post by: Trevor on February 11, 2014, 01:37:51 AM
Good memories: Cheeze, Scott, Khaz and the rest.  :cheers:


Title: Re: Lost my underpants today...............
Post by: Flangepart on February 12, 2014, 11:34:51 AM
Ya know, underwear is under appreciated for underhanded unconsciousnable reasons.