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Title: Caption for 11/18/2007: Alice's Restaurant
Post by: Andrew on November 18, 2007, 04:08:27 PM
This movie caused me distress, so:

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/alicerest/alicerest7.jpg)
"You call this wine?"


Title: Re: Caption for 11/18/2007: Alice's Restaurant
Post by: Mr. DS on November 18, 2007, 06:02:21 PM
Dude, my urine is disolving the glass.  Is that normal?


Title: Re: Caption for 11/18/2007: Alice's Restaurant
Post by: Gwangi on November 18, 2007, 06:20:37 PM
Dude, I didn't know Rogaine was made from hair juice.


Title: Re: Caption for 11/18/2007: Alice's Restaurant
Post by: sideorderofninjas on November 18, 2007, 06:32:02 PM
Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?.....


Title: Re: Caption for 11/18/2007: Alice's Restaurant
Post by: TheDope on November 18, 2007, 06:43:47 PM
Can I have a beer with my chaser?


Title: Re: Caption for 11/18/2007: Alice's Restaurant
Post by: indianasmith on November 18, 2007, 10:09:13 PM
Can you use this urine sample to locate our shirts?


Title: Re: Caption for 11/18/2007: Alice's Restaurant
Post by: BlackAngel75 on November 19, 2007, 12:46:44 AM
I swear, man this is my sample.  What makes you think otherwise?


Title: Re: Caption for 11/18/2007: Alice's Restaurant
Post by: Inyarear on November 19, 2007, 08:07:23 PM
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/alicerest/alicerest7.jpg)
He leaves his DNA at every place he stays;
So don't drink what you think is apple juice,
Or eat the mayonnaise.


Title: Re: Caption for 11/18/2007: Alice's Restaurant
Post by: JaseSF on November 19, 2007, 11:49:52 PM
Whoa dude! This looks like it would balance nicely on your head.


Title: Re: Caption for 11/18/2007: Alice's Restaurant
Post by: CheezeFlixz on November 20, 2007, 01:19:03 AM
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/alicerest/alicerest7.jpg)

"So you promise, if I drink this it will put hair on my chest?"



Title: Re: Caption for 11/18/2007: Alice's Restaurant
Post by: Mr. DS on November 20, 2007, 06:54:19 PM
I hope this place isn't like Cheers where everybody knows your name. 


Title: Re: Caption for 11/18/2007: Alice's Restaurant
Post by: Caronte on November 21, 2007, 07:31:35 AM
You can leave your hat on...


Title: Re: Caption for 11/18/2007: Alice's Restaurant
Post by: AndyC on November 23, 2007, 09:05:42 AM
"Is this where I audition for the all-nude Doctor Who stage musical?"


Title: Re: Caption for 11/18/2007: Alice's Restaurant
Post by: Yaddo 42 on November 23, 2007, 10:40:13 PM
You mean if I drink this I don't have to go back to the Group W bench?


Title: Re: Caption for 11/18/2007: Alice's Restaurant
Post by: jdlarch on October 12, 2008, 11:32:41 PM
You can leave your hat on...

(continued in Bostonian accent) But if you have a hat on for more than 4 hours you gotta see a doctor.


Title: Re: Caption for 11/18/2007: Alice's Restaurant
Post by: sprite75 on October 12, 2008, 11:44:27 PM
We don't do that here, we just need a urine sample!


Title: Re: Caption for 11/18/2007: Alice's Restaurant
Post by: Pennywise on March 30, 2009, 12:18:11 AM
This guy is so stoned all the time that they're not even trying to test his urine anymore. They're actually refining it into the ultimate narcotic: Pineapple Depressed!