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Title: I'm a Bad Movie Survivor! (post your list) Post by: Kester Pelagius on November 19, 2007, 12:07:48 PM Yes. I'm shamelessly spoofing another thread. But sometimes when you poke a stick at something it makes funny noises. :wink:
Hard to believe I've seen and/or own ALL these deliriously mind-boggling movies. Of course these are just the ones I remember . .
There's more but remembering Preylien makes my brain hurt. Where's YOUR list? Disclaimer: Nothing was actually poked with a stick during the compiling of this list. The definition of "bad" used may encompass B-Movies or movies the author just really really really, I mean really, disliked. This list would probably be different if posted at another time. Objects in the mirror may be closer than they appear. Do not operate heavy machinery while reading this list. Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Survivor! (post your list) Post by: AnubisVonMojo on November 19, 2007, 01:29:04 PM I don't know Kester, some of the movies didn't make me cringe when I saw them. Robot Jox, though goofy, was fun to watch. Embrace of the Vampire had Alyssa Milano in an all too brief girl-on-girl scene, so it wasn't all bad. The Kekko Kamen flicks were silly in a fun way,though the mandatory "bush blur" sequences on the versions I saw were irritating. Bleeders was okay for what it was. I didn't hate Cthulhu Mansion so much (despite the false advertising of it's title) and I thought Razor Blade Smile was passable. I definitely support Future War, Oasis of the Zombies, Zombie Lake, the Breeders movies, Beastmaster 2, and Hercules Against the Moon Men though. Those stink on toast with a glass of clam juice. Uggh.
I'd like to add the following movies, which are a lot harder to sit through without the MST3K treatment:
As far as crap I wanted to kill myself after watching that wasn't on an episode of MST3K, I'd like to nominate:
And, much like yourself KP, remembering Night Crawlers has just caused a backfire in my brain and I can't seem to recall any of the other movies that have violated my tastes over the years. As such, I'll stop here until something else surfaces. Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Survivor! (post your list) Post by: TheDope on November 20, 2007, 09:56:52 PM Good list, fellas. And some admirable choices. Mine, in fact, are quite different, and yet I survived them:
Santa And The Ice Cream Bunny Dracula 3000 Nukie Space Mutiny Nail Gun Massacre House Of The Dead (a.k.a.: The Alien Zone) Titanic: The Animated Movie Short but to the point. BTW, another support here for the addition of Future War. Errgh, that cardboard TV camera.... Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Survivor! (post your list) Post by: Kester Pelagius on November 20, 2007, 10:34:53 PM I didn't necessarily use "cringe" or "hate" as criteria when compiling my list. Actually if open the "movies I HATE" can of worms we'd probably be frothing at the mouth about remakes. And, really, aren't they best forgotten?
But, now that you mention it, I suppose there are some cringe-worthy bad movies. Movies like. . Killers Eroticus The Worm Eaters (or whatever that flick I saw part of as a teen was called) Okay I can't actually think of any others at the moment. But aren't those two bad enough? Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Survivor! (post your list) Post by: Mr. DS on November 22, 2007, 08:02:47 AM Going through what I've reviewed, these films almost took my will to be...
Assingment Outer Space Creepozoids Curse Of The Swamp Creature Day Time Ended Dr. Jekyl Vs The Werewolf Evil Toons Frankenstein Island Frankenstein Meets The Space Monster Gingerdead Man Hard Rock Zombies Invasion Of The Blood Farmers Nightmare On Elm Street 4 Pranks Revenge Of The Living Dead Girls Sweet House Of Horrors They Saved Hitler's Brain These films get the esteemed honor of me exclaiming "I Hate This F*cking Movie" in the reivew... Bronx Executioner Day Time ended Troll 2 Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Survivor! (post your list) Post by: RCMerchant on November 22, 2007, 08:11:07 PM Total worthless garbage-
.PSYCHED by the 4-D WITCH-what an incomprehensible load of drek! A blind,deaf and dumb retart could make a better film. .I DISMEMBER MAMA-Why is Paul Leder allowed to make movies? :question: .THREE ON A MEATHOOK-Ya gotta admit...Mr. Leder can come up with some good titles for his mind numbing,boring drek. .FREDDY GOT FINGERED-When the Apocalypse comes...put Tom Green on the frontline. Of course, he may enjoy that....and anything that gives him pleasure,I'm against. He should be deprived of any human contact for the rest of his life. :thumbdown: I'll think of more later...just thinking of Tom Green gives me the sh1ts and the need to power puke. Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Survivor! (post your list) Post by: Ash on November 22, 2007, 09:05:39 PM FREDDY GOT FINGERED-When the Apocalypse comes...put Tom Green on the frontline. Of course, he may enjoy that....and anything that gives him pleasure,I'm against. He should be deprived of any human contact for the rest of his life. :thumbdown: I'll think of more later...just thinking of Tom Green gives me the sh1ts and the need to power puke. I love Freddy Got Fingered! I can watch that movie over and over again and laugh my ass off every time. The scene where he's at the cheese sandwich factory standing up on the line holding a giant sausage up to his junk, swinging it back and forth and yelling, "Ding dong! Ding dong!" always makes me bust a gut. This is for you RC: :tongueout: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y3d3UB-l6A (Not safe for work!) And Evil Bong... Oh man that was a real stinker. :thumbdown: I went over to a buddy's house this last April 20th. (420..get it?) When I got there, they were in the middle of a stoner flick marathon and had just started that movie so I sat down and watched it with them. "I guess we're gonna have to take this up a notch!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWH7JOLIjgc (Not safe for work!) Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Survivor! (post your list) Post by: Kester Pelagius on November 26, 2007, 12:26:51 PM I'd like to add the following. .
Thor and the Amazon Women - Very strange. And what was really going on between Thor and his black friend? Vulcan, Son of Jupiter - It's like Clash of the Teen Titans, only made in the sixties on a shoestring budget without the benefit of Harryhausen's SFX. Mad Jack, Beyond Thunderbone - Soul sucking atrocity against humanity. Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Survivor! (post your list) Post by: Torgo on November 26, 2007, 11:20:47 PM Embrace of the Vampire had Alyssa Milano in her prime getting all kinds of naked, so it's at least worth a rental due to that fact (along with her similar nude turn in Poison Ivy 2: Ivy around the same time.)
As for some movies that I feel that really earned my Bad Movies Fan badge of honor on: 1) The Jar 2) the Hollywood Strangler Meets the Skid Row Slasher 3) Godmonster of Indian Flats 4) The Apple 5) Backwoods 6) The Pirate Movie 7) Xanadu 8) Hard Rock Zombies 9) Astro Zombies 10) Scalps just to name a few. Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Survivor! (post your list) Post by: MST3KFan on November 29, 2007, 03:16:15 PM Heh, I've survived so many movies I've turned it into a seperate topic on the board. My main reason being cause I own a LOT of B-movies. So anyone interested, look to my posted topic on the board.
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Survivor! (post your list) Post by: Kester Pelagius on December 05, 2007, 01:01:01 AM Has anyone actually been able to sit through Bram Stoker's Dracula's Curse or Curse of Pirate Death?
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Survivor! (post your list) Post by: Joe on December 07, 2007, 09:54:27 AM torgo hit the nail on the head with "The Jar" being on the top of his list. i have never been so p**sed off at a movie in my life.
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Survivor! (post your list) Post by: Psycho Circus on August 25, 2008, 10:18:02 PM Ooh didn't see this!
1) Freddy vs Jason (worst film I have ever seen!) 2) Freddy's Dead 3) Jason X 4) A Nightmare On Elm Street 4,5 5) Battlefield Earth 6) Hard Rock Zombies 7) Shark Zone 8) Shark Attack 1,2,3 9) Megalodon 10) Pervirella 11) Halloween: Resurrection 12) Alien: Resurrection 13) Highlander (All of them!) 14) Beastmaster 3: Eye Of Braxus 15) Troll 2 16) Children Of The Corn 4,5,6,7 17) Super Mario Bros 18) 3 Ninjas: High Noon At Mega Mountain 19) The Punisher (original & remake) 20) Party Crasher 21) Undefeatable 22) Granny 23) Cradle Of Fear 24) Star Crash (in english & french!) 25) Tank Girl 26) Ricky 1 (rocky spoof) 27) Rambu (rambo spoof) 28) Deadly Prey 29) Future Force 30) The Relic Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Survivor! (post your list) Post by: the master on August 26, 2008, 06:26:45 PM is this making fun of the bad movie master? that was hilarous!
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Survivor! (post your list) Post by: TexasCharlie on August 27, 2008, 01:46:07 PM Rock n' roll Frankenstein - sooo painful, way worse than hard rock zombies (which I kind of like for some crazy reason)
Title: Re: I'm a Bad Movie Survivor! (post your list) Post by: BeyondTheGrave on August 29, 2008, 12:28:46 AM I always watch a movie all the way through but these films will dry your patience that after you just want strike the nearest thing to you:
The Locker Whispering Corridors Death Valley:Revenge Of Bloody Bill Blood And Chocolate Marcus Dark Water (Either One) Stay Alive Strawberry Estates Zombie (Or Zombi) 3-5 Night Train To Terror Return In Red The Return Living Death These movies are "This why I humanity": Vampire Vs Zombies The Quiet The Raven City Of Rott Threat Parasite Eve Hill Have Eyes 2 (remake) |