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Title: The Golden Compass
Post by: Immoral Liberal on December 07, 2007, 02:40:10 PM
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Something not widely known about Mark Twain is that
he was the ghost writer on The Great Train Robbery.
He wrote from experience...


Title: Re: The Golden Compass
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on December 08, 2007, 12:26:50 AM
My other mustache is a Fu Manchu.


Title: Re: The Golden Compass
Post by: CheezeFlixz on December 08, 2007, 01:03:51 AM

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Boy you've got a funny hat and your aim isn't worth a sh!t.


Title: Re: The Golden Compass
Post by: Jack on December 08, 2007, 09:04:06 AM
Guy in funny hat:  "Well, this is rather embarrassing.  With these gloves on I can't seem to get my finger inside the trigger guard.  Might I have a do-over sir?"


Title: Re: The Golden Compass
Post by: Justy on December 08, 2007, 10:05:49 AM
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Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well, he eats you.


Title: Re: The Golden Compass
Post by: AndyC on December 08, 2007, 11:00:56 AM
"Pass it on"


Title: Re: The Golden Compass
Post by: Yaddo 42 on December 08, 2007, 10:44:02 PM
Conagher 2: Electric Boogaloo

or

"Eat more beef, sonny, It's What's For Dinner.

or

"I've got a funny looking hat?"


Title: Re: The Golden Compass
Post by: sideorderofninjas on December 08, 2007, 11:24:44 PM
You're 3 seconds from a very shallow grave if you mention me starring in Fatal Beauty with Whoopi Goldberg...


Title: Re: The Golden Compass
Post by: jdlarch on October 21, 2008, 11:17:06 PM
You'd better not...I don't usually miss at this range...


Title: Re: The Golden Compass
Post by: sprite75 on October 22, 2008, 08:53:10 AM
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This isn't Star Wars mister.  I don't suffer from the stormtrooper effect.  Ask the last 20 guys I shot.


Title: Re: The Golden Compass
Post by: asimpson2006 on October 22, 2008, 10:30:47 AM
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Man with funny hat:  Wow I didn't know you were an expert assassin I didn't hear you sneak up on me.

Mark Twain looking man: No I'm not an assassin, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn express last night.
 


Title: Re: The Golden Compass
Post by: Pennywise on March 15, 2009, 11:41:04 PM
"Alright, now hand over some of that $180 million dollar budget. Sammy needs a new handlebar moustache!"


Title: Re: The Golden Compass
Post by: meQal on March 16, 2009, 08:57:22 AM
"You just keep holding that gun on them and make watch whatever CGI filled piece of S#!@ I am in now."