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These were forwarded to me today. I got a good laugh out of a lot of them .------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

CHINESE PROVERBS
   
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  Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
   
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  Man who run in front of car get tired.
   
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  Man who run behind car get exhausted.
   
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  Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
   
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  Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
   
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  Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
   
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  Man with one chopstick go hungry
   
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  Man who scratch @ss should not bite fingernails.
   
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  Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
   
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  Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
   
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  Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
   
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  War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
   
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  Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
   
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  Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
   
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  It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
   
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  Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
   
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  Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
   
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  Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
   
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  Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
   
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  Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
   
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  Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
   
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