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Slaughter Slaughter Land:

Peter Pan is really a murderous killer who kills the Lost Boys.........


or howabaout,

RC Deathrow:
An RC toy truck is demon possessed and kills people


Or maybe:


The Attack Of The Killer Comic Book:

A demon possessed comic book eats people!


or no! wait,  I got the best idea yet!:


Santa's Slay:

Played by a Jewish pro-Wrestler, the movie could be about Santa Claus exposed as really being a murdering demon who has only been nice for so long because he lost a curling match to an angel and now he is allowed to go back to his evil ways! Tell me that ain't an original never-before-done-Idea! I'll bet NOBODY ELSE has thought of THAT for a horror movie idea yet!..............never mind. Someone else beat me to it.

damn.

So back to my Peter Pan idea..............







As for the real Santa's Slay movie-----well there is a humorous review with a link down below..................


http://www.wrestlecrap.com/classic4.html

RC Deathrow?

I like the title! Nice ring to it!

For a bit of fun (and to save me having to retype it all) here's a link to 12 movies never coming to a theatre near you (http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-qzcELew6frWBZspks_7SsnUuv9VNTUA-?cq=1&p=301), most especially the last 2.   :wink:

very silly,i loved them,and sent the link to others,lol!thanks!

I would buy these two DVD's immediately.  I'd even pay full price!   :teddyr:

Who knows once the writer's strike is resolved maybe someone will see this thread and decide they have to make those movies.   

Does anyone know if Pandora Peaks is still alive?  Maybe we can cast her as the leader of Pandora's planet!  :teddyr:

kester,you should come write us a chapter of the interactive movie!

You want bad? I came up with one a while back entitled Stay Off The Grass.

The premise: a toxic waste spill seeps into the soil of a suburban community and the grass becomes alive and bloodthirsty, seeking revenge on people for mowing it! Of course, the people could avoid being devoured by the killer grass, by ... keeping on the sidewalk ... but then in horror movies most people are braindead so we get situations like this:

(Some kids playing soccer on the street accidentally kick their ball into a lawn*
Kid #1: No, Billy, don't step on that lawn!
Kid #2: It's okay, I'm just getting my ball! AAAAGH!!! *Kid #2 is mercilessly torn to bits*
Kid #1: NOOOOOO~!

After destroying their man-eating lawns with fire/weedkiller/whatever, the surviving townspeople have to face the horror of the Grass Master! (some really tall guy in an Astroturf body suit). They finally kill it by forcing it into a wood chipper, with Astroturf and Ragu sauce flying everywhere.

the thing with b-movies is, they arent supposed to be bad. therefore capturing that  b-movie essence is difficult. unless you just have s**tty actors, s**tty special effects, and a s**tty script and they are all taken absolutley seriously.


"stay off the grass" sounds groovy.

Ive always had this awsome vision in my head where this guy is running down this grimey alley way running away from these bad guys but he passes by a hooker so he decides to pick her up like a gun and starts shooting babies out of her at the bad guys! I cant wait till I animate that. :teddyr:

ggaaahhh!!!i can't believe it,but i can picture that!and i know how to do it without cgi!!!can i use that in a haunted house next year?

My college idea for a sci-fi, alien invasion epic, EXPLODING COWS FROM MARS, is longing to be filmed someday.


Memo to self: Write script. 

Clowns vs. Mimes - Who is the creepiest make-uped monsters of them all?  When a van full of toxic waste crashes into a clown college, Los Angeles is soon overrun with mutant clowns.  The problems continue to rise as evil space mimes land in LA determined to eliminate all sound and facial pigment from the planet Earth.  When these two forces meet, God have mercy on our souls.

PLAQUE!
Dental scrapings from a dentists office mutate into an amorphous carnivirous beast.
Tagline : Brush after every meal...or else!

I got one!

DUST BUNNIES

Tagline: "You should have cleaned better..." OR "Your parents warned you to clean your room."

Somehow dust bunnies in peoples' homes come to life and start to devour them, eventually combining together into a GIGANTIC dust bunny which only a top secret US military 'space vacuum' can stop.  :teddyr:

People would defend themselves with dustbusters, vacuums, and other cleaning utensils. The ultimate B-movie tribute idea. XD

My idea for a movie is this:

1. An animal gets the zombie virus.
2. All animals get the zombie virus.
3. People get the zombie virus.
4. The zombie virus becomes the first real virus to replicate itself as a computer virus.
5. All the computers get the virus.
6. The now infected computers at GM, Ford, Boeing, Lockheed start making robots, ,robot zombies.
7. The only computer not infected is used to try and hack the infeceted systems.
8. It doesn't work and all the information on the computer gets sucked up by the system.
9. That system happened to be the system of which a martial-arts master kept all his info, , so, , all the zombie robots, people, and animals, learn (forcibly), Kung-Fu, and start using it one each other.
10. People start uploading all kinds of other martial arts, to try and counter the Kung-Fu. At least one robot gets a mowhawk, looks a little like Chuck liddell, and pounds the crap out of another robot that looks a little like Hulk Hogan.
11. The people that aren't infected (who's numbers are shrinking), try uploading all kinds of stuff to stop, , well, , everything by now. This will be shown as all kinds of crazy crap like 10-story robot-zombies line dancing, or re-enacting Micheal Jackson's "Thriller" video. There is at least one reference to a scene from "Xanadu", and possibly "Flashdance".
12. An obviously female zombie robot does a strip tease, using an antenna tower for a pole.
13. In the end, , all the pollution caused by the robots will cause acid rain, , the zombie virus's only natural enemy.
14. Some hot chick shows her boobs.
15. We learn that there were intergalactic bookies watching the whole time from space, running a betting operation on the major battles. On their betting board, there are odds for "Aliens vs Astro Investigation and Defence Service"
16. Some alien chick shows here boobs. She should have some number OTHER than 2 of them, perhaps 5 or 7. If she does have to have an EVEN number of them, one should be right in the middle of her back, presumably for slow dancing.

17.and then they all died for real.the end...or is it? :cheers: