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Because she just found out that Brilttany's 16 year old sister is pregnant. I'm not shocked by this news, but I am shocked that someone would actually publish a book on parenting by this woman. Sheesh!!

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2007/12/19/lynne_spears_parenting_book_delayed_

I don't know Trek, I think it'd work great so long as they published instructions at the top and bottom of every page in big bold letter saying, "DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU READ HERE!"  :wink:

Also coming soon ...

Alec Baldwin - How to Communicate with your Children
Dick Chaney's - Hunter Safety
Paris Hilton's guide for Teen Abstinence
Amy Winehouse - Clean and Sober
Micheal Vick's guide to Pet Care
Ms. South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton's - Guide to Public Speaking

and so many more.

Check your local book seller.

Ann Coulter, "How to Build Bridges with those You Disagree".  Co-author Al Franken.

Not saying anything but....I had heard that she is trying to do what she can with Britney but she was closed out....I do think she is a concerned parent you know? She seems like it but at the same time...there's only so much you can do, especially when you're dealing with kids who are stars...and do whatever they can to be complete morons.

Now...with that said...man, would I love to read that book! LOL!!!

Heres a few more if I may add to Cheeze and Raj's selections;

Larry Craig's Guide To Bathroom Etiquette
Hillary Clinton's - Being Humble And Honest Can Work For You
Mel Gibson - Jews Actually Aren't That Bad
Michael Richards - How To Keep Your Cool When Heckled

Wesley Snipe and Willie Nelson's Guide to Properly Filing Taxes.

How about Dr. Josef Mengele's Guide to Medical Ethics?

Homer Simpson's Guide to Quantum Physics.

David Hasselhoff`s Guide to Eating Fastfood the Sober Way.

The only reason a publisher would want a book from her about anything is because of who her kids are. Maybe they should have tried a cookbook instead, less chance of one of the famous kiddos making you look like an ignorant ass unless they manage to cause a botulism or salmonilla outbreak.

Just to pile on:

Lindsey Lohan's Guide to Healthy Living and Good Career Choices
Pamela Anderson - Monogamy with the Right Guy
Mitt Romney - Sticking to Your Personal Principles
Rosie O'Donnell - My Life of Common Sense and Courtesy
Carlos Mencia - How to Write Your Own Killer Comedy Material
Steven Segal's Dieting Tips
The Jennifer Love Hewitt Big Book of Acting
Gary Busey - Great Mental Health For Life
Standing Out in A Crowd By Sens. Chris Dodd and Joe Biden
Father and Husband of the Year by Rudy Guilani
Dog the Bounty Hunter - Building Trust and Love with Your Family
The Don Imus Guidebook to Better Race Relations

Kenny Rogers - Grow Old Gracefully Without Silly Looking Plastic Surgery
Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman) - Keep Certain "Activities" In The Playhouse
Tom Cruise, John Travolta, etc - I've Found God!

Fans of this book should try Dog's other selections; 
This Ain't Paradise:  How To Capture One Violent Criminal In A Vicious Blood Letting City Of Millions
Dog's Guide To Professional Appearance And Work Ethic

Robert Downey Jr. "Clear-headed Thinking:  How to Start and Stay Sober for Life."  Introduction by Nick Nolte and guest chapters by members of the Grateful Dead.

Ellen Degeneres' guide to adopting a pet
Dan Quayle - Success Through Proper Spelling
Al Gore - How I Invented the Internet and Stopped Global Warming
Scott Weiland - Staying Clean in 10 Easy Steps
Keanu Reeves - How to Bring Emotion to Your Acting

Gary Coleman's "How not to slap a b***h"
Bjork's book on "Better Relations with the Media in Thailand"
Glen Danzig's "How to Give Better Hugs"
Axl Rose's "How to get along with your band"
Brittney's "Child Raising Tips from a Pro"
Michael Savage's "How to Love Hippies"
Jason Vorhees' "Guide to Better Camping"
Bill O' Reilly's "Sexual Harassment No Nos"
Rush Limbagh's "Viagra, Oxycotten, and the Dominican Republic"
Michael Jackson's "Everything You Wanted to Know about Home Schooling Children but were really f**kin afraid to ask!"
and Michael Moore's "Slim Fast Dieting in the New Millennium"
Ted Kennedy's "Alcohol Recovery Guide"
Bill Clinton's Guide to Adultry without Tobacco Products
Pat Robertson's "How to Love your Gay Neighbor"

I think it would work if she changed to the name of the book to read something like "The Complete Idiot's Guide To Raising White Trash Slapper Daughters"

 :bouncegiggle:      :teddyr:

I laughed out loud at work at this one.   :bouncegiggle:

Odinn7: "Our Friends, the Squirrels"

An Unbiased Look at Climate Change, by Al Gore

The Sylvester Stallone Guide to Perfect Enunciation

Uwe Boll's Art of Filmmaking

Understanding Women, by Sean Connery

30 Days to Calmer, More Rational You, by Tom Cruise

Donald Trump's Hairstyling for Men (foreword by Don King)

Up yours... :teddyr: