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Title: Starcrash Post by: Jack on December 24, 2007, 11:53:51 AM (http://www.coolcinematrash.com/images/movies/starcrash/sc2.jpg) Title: Re: Starcrash Post by: Mr. DS on December 24, 2007, 12:19:10 PM All woman are required to wear a protective suit around The Hoff to repell his overabundance of manliness.
Title: Re: Starcrash Post by: AndyC on December 24, 2007, 03:29:19 PM Freshness guaranteed!
Title: Re: Starcrash Post by: BlackAngel75 on December 25, 2007, 01:36:44 AM This suit is not only used in battle. C'mere, Hoff.
Title: Re: Starcrash Post by: TheDope on December 25, 2007, 07:23:07 AM No one knew this, but the original version of Star Wars was originally funded by the Hefty Bag company.
Title: Re: Starcrash Post by: Jack on December 25, 2007, 11:28:29 AM Hoff: "I was promised a light saber. I mean, this is a caulking gun for chrissakes."
Director: "People will think these are cooler than light sabers. Trust me on this Hoff." Title: Re: Starcrash Post by: Mortal Envelope on December 25, 2007, 02:49:53 PM (http://www.coolcinematrash.com/images/movies/starcrash/sc2.jpg)
Hasslehoff is so into safe sex he requires all females to wear a body condom around him at all times! Title: Re: Starcrash Post by: Justy on December 26, 2007, 08:52:38 AM (http://www.coolcinematrash.com/images/movies/starcrash/sc2.jpg) If you need a B-Movie babe, be sure to visit The Hoff's B-Movie Babe Emporium. Always sealed for freshness and delivered right to your door. Title: Re: Starcrash Post by: nshumate on December 26, 2007, 10:04:15 AM (http://www.coolcinematrash.com/images/movies/starcrash/sc2.jpg) Chastity belts -- of the future!! Title: Re: Starcrash Post by: Flangepart on December 26, 2007, 11:06:26 AM ([url]http://www.coolcinematrash.com/images/movies/starcrash/sc2.jpg[/url]) Chastity belts -- of the future!! Nathan you line thief! D'oh! When the prop guy ran out od lazer rifles, the Hoff brought his own stock of hair curlers, and saved the shoot. Title: Re: Starcrash Post by: Andrew on December 26, 2007, 11:29:20 AM (http://www.coolcinematrash.com/images/movies/starcrash/sc2.jpg) "We want to become dairy farmers. So, I guess that all we have to do is find a cow." Title: Re: Starcrash Post by: Inyarear on December 27, 2007, 12:47:29 AM (http://www.coolcinematrash.com/images/movies/starcrash/sc2.jpg) "So there I was, totally nude in a back alley. I didn't know what I was going to do. But then I saw this homeless guy and a cheap hooker lying there passed out in a cardboard box..." Title: Re: Starcrash Post by: Yaddo 42 on December 27, 2007, 10:32:49 PM Just because Christmas is over doesn'tmean you can't have a gift wrapped Caroline Munro for birthdays, Valentine's Day, anniversaries, and other special occasions especially delivered to your door by an armed and fabulous escort.
Title: Re: Starcrash Post by: AndyC on December 29, 2007, 10:52:11 PM Hoff has a suit like Caroline's for those times when he gets the urge for a burger.
Title: Re: Starcrash Post by: Terf on January 22, 2008, 12:40:44 AM In an alternate universe, a young Meat Loaf and poo-covered Christie Brinkley team up to save the universe by fixing cracks in the tiles.
Title: Re: Starcrash Post by: Inferno on January 26, 2008, 10:04:27 AM Hoff: *thinking* Little does she know, that is a dehydration suit! I will have delicious people jerky in a matter of hours!
Title: Re: Starcrash Post by: Hammock Rider on October 20, 2010, 08:37:07 AM "Hey baby, I've still got some connections on AMERICA'S GOT TALENT. What do you think of that?"
Title: Re: Starcrash Post by: Skull on October 20, 2010, 01:51:14 PM ([url]http://www.coolcinematrash.com/images/movies/starcrash/sc2.jpg[/url]) "Ok, does this space suit makes me look fat?" "No, Hasslehoff the lipstick actually makes you look gay, but you dont look fat in that space suit." Title: Re: Starcrash Post by: Doctor X. on October 20, 2010, 10:50:12 PM I honestly can't believe any healthy heterosexual male, or a lot of healthy females, can look at this pic and even see hasslehoff.
Title: Re: Starcrash Post by: El Misfit on October 21, 2010, 07:40:34 AM (http://www.coolcinematrash.com/images/movies/starcrash/sc2.jpg)
DAMN, costumes today just really SUCK! We have THIS and a SEXY BIG BIRD* costume * yes, these are real, unfortunately...... |