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Movies => B-Movie Haikus & Poems => Topic started by: Andrew on December 31, 2007, 08:06:10 PM



Title: "Monster High" Haiku
Post by: Andrew on December 31, 2007, 08:06:10 PM
Hey, Armageddon!
You need to buy new clothes, and
your layup is weak.


Title: Re: "Monster High" Haiku
Post by: Derf on January 01, 2008, 12:02:52 PM
Basketball heroes:
Save us from Armageddon!
But leave the pot plants.


Not quite with the movie, but a thought provoked by it:

Basketball or Death?
I'd be hard(court)-pressed to choose,
If Shaq were to reign.