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Title: "Orca" Haiku Post by: Andrew on January 07, 2008, 10:34:34 AM ++You stupid human++
++I can think and I can jump++ ++You can't even swim++ Title: Re: "Orca" Haiku Post by: Gerry on January 07, 2008, 01:04:42 PM Bo Derek meets whale
Can you be a one-legged 10? There goes the catwalk. Title: Re: "Orca" Haiku Post by: Mr. DS on January 12, 2008, 07:47:17 PM Whale father in pain
Says bye whale fetus and wife Hello pure carnage Title: Re: "Orca" Haiku Post by: TheDope on February 12, 2008, 09:49:14 PM Giant killer whale
Sees his family get killed, Eats a bunch of hams. Title: Re: "Orca" Haiku Post by: hdj on February 20, 2008, 05:29:52 PM The deadly black and white
It will come up and bite The whalers will pay Orca will find you night or day Stay ashore ,or your blood will pour Title: Re: "Orca" Haiku Post by: Patient7 on February 20, 2008, 10:26:21 PM The deadly black and white It will come up and bite The whalers will pay Orca will find you night or day Stay ashore ,or your blood will pour That's not haiku. How dare you say that it is. I should punch your face. Title: Re: "Orca" Haiku Post by: hdjanks on February 22, 2008, 03:51:56 PM I'm a Haiku bender , so its more prose. whatever, go cry about it to someone else
Title: Re: "Orca" Haiku Post by: Patient7 on February 23, 2008, 04:53:08 PM I'm a Haiku bender , so its more prose. whatever, go cry about it to someone else A revision to my earlier haiku That's not haiku. How dare you say that it is. I should punch your throat. Title: Re: "Orca" Haiku Post by: hdjanks on February 23, 2008, 11:17:42 PM I'm a Haiku bender , so its more prose. whatever, go cry about it to someone else A revision to my earlier haiku That's not haiku. How dare you say that it is. I should punch your throat. Title: Re: "Orca" Haiku Post by: Patient7 on February 24, 2008, 10:43:56 PM Congratulations, you have unlocked crazy Patient7, enjoy your lowered karma.
Title: Re: "Orca" Haiku Post by: Andrew on February 25, 2008, 11:34:53 AM Haiku does not have to be 5 - 7 - 5.
However, around here we do not tell people that we are going to punch them in the face or throat. Common courtesy. Title: Re: "Orca" Haiku Post by: Patient7 on February 25, 2008, 04:52:01 PM Haiku does not have to be 5 - 7 - 5. However, around here we do not tell people that we are going to punch them in the face or throat. Common courtesy. I'll keep that in mind, but away from this thread I cannot be held responsible for my actions. Title: Re: "Orca" Haiku Post by: Andrew on February 25, 2008, 05:42:29 PM Haiku does not have to be 5 - 7 - 5. However, around here we do not tell people that we are going to punch them in the face or throat. Common courtesy. I'll keep that in mind, but away from this thread I cannot be held responsible for my actions. On this forum that is the rule. I hope that I am being clear enough for you. Title: Re: "Orca" Haiku Post by: Patient7 on February 25, 2008, 06:35:46 PM Haiku does not have to be 5 - 7 - 5. However, around here we do not tell people that we are going to punch them in the face or throat. Common courtesy. I'll keep that in mind, but away from this thread I cannot be held responsible for my actions. On this forum that is the rule. I hope that I am being clear enough for you. Title: Re: "Orca" Haiku Post by: Flangepart on March 12, 2008, 11:24:10 AM Newbies have a tiff.
Andrew sets them on the path. let them get a clue. Title: Re: "Orca" Haiku Post by: Patient7 on March 12, 2008, 04:06:32 PM Newbies have a tiff. Andrew sets them on the path. let them get a clue. I'd lower your karma, but you didn't call me gay; hdjanks did and unlocked crazy Patient7, but I would advise youto stay on my good side. Title: Re: "Orca" Haiku Post by: Andrew on March 12, 2008, 09:08:49 PM Flange is rarely insulting, in fact I cannot think of him insulting to anyone, just for the sake of doing it or being insulted himself. I would have preferred he not tweak this thread until you settle down, but so be it.
Title: Re: "Orca" Haiku Post by: AndyC on March 20, 2008, 02:32:32 PM Undersea mammal
Sets fire to large fuel supply That's quite impressive Title: Re: "Orca" Haiku Post by: Flangepart on April 08, 2008, 06:30:55 PM Flange is rarely insulting, in fact I cannot think of him insulting to anyone, just for the sake of doing it or being insulted himself. I would have preferred he not tweak this thread until you settle down, but so be it. Oops, my bad |