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Title: More Stallone
Post by: AndyC on January 20, 2008, 10:18:57 AM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2139/2205757507_c2d324543d.jpg)
"Guess whoooo"


Title: Re: More Stallone
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on January 20, 2008, 10:31:06 AM
"I told you what would happen if you didn't stop f*cking snoring all the time! DID YOU THINK I WAS JOKING?!?!?!"


Title: Re: More Stallone
Post by: Mr. DS on January 20, 2008, 11:39:55 AM
Ok hold on, I almost got that kink out for you...


Title: Re: More Stallone
Post by: Texdar on January 20, 2008, 12:44:54 PM
I swear, stretching your neck you'll be at least 3 inches taller so stop squirming!


Title: Re: More Stallone
Post by: D-Man on January 20, 2008, 01:39:42 PM
Say it!...Say "Judge Dredd" was a good movie!

Never!


Title: Re: More Stallone
Post by: indianasmith on January 20, 2008, 02:39:34 PM
Now ask yourself - am I a dude with a removable head, or a head with a removable dude?


Title: Re: More Stallone
Post by: Jordan on January 20, 2008, 04:31:23 PM
Seconds after learning that he will not be the lead in the new "Death Race" film, Stallone takes his anguish out an a very unfortunate intern.


Title: Re: More Stallone
Post by: Inferno on January 20, 2008, 09:05:31 PM
Ok, seriously man, where's my money?!


Title: Re: More Stallone
Post by: TheDope on January 20, 2008, 09:15:01 PM
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Geez, man - dis Pez dispenser sucks.


Title: Re: More Stallone
Post by: AndyC on January 21, 2008, 12:15:30 AM
"C'mon, admit it. I got a nicer watch than you."


Title: Re: More Stallone
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on January 22, 2008, 12:41:28 AM
"AHH!  I hope that's your cell phone!"


Title: Re: More Stallone
Post by: Terf on January 22, 2008, 12:47:42 AM
Stallone:  You will watch "Copland" and YOU WILL ENJOY IT!

Foreign Guy: GAAAAHHH!!! Mi eyeballs are ejecting from their sockets!


Title: Re: More Stallone
Post by: Count Ratfink on March 04, 2010, 05:34:10 PM
Stallone: SAY IT! SAY IT A$$***e!

Asian guy: AAHHHH! Alright alright! Stallone rules and Arnold drools!


Title: Re: More Stallone
Post by: WingedSerpent on March 04, 2010, 05:35:31 PM
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This new Jeff Dunham act is really disturbing.


Title: Re: More Stallone
Post by: sprite75 on March 05, 2010, 03:46:36 AM
I find your lack of faith disturbing!


Title: Re: More Stallone
Post by: Hammock Rider on November 05, 2010, 12:45:33 PM

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  "Oh sorry man, it's dark and I thought you were Brigitte Nielson."


Title: Re: More Stallone
Post by: retrorussell on November 05, 2010, 09:23:52 PM

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No, no!  You're not doing it right; the lower lip has to curl DOWNWARD when you bare your teeth!  Try it again!


Title: Re: More Stallone
Post by: El Misfit on November 05, 2010, 09:38:38 PM
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I will say it again-
I AM THE LAW!!!!!!!