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Okay, in this day and age, with scientists mucking about and many people just TRYING to p**s God off.  I have decided to begin this discussion board which speaks of our predictions on this potential doom, and what we can do to survive it.

To begin scientists messing about with creating bacteria from scratch.  Could this lead to a blob kind of ending.  Maybe zombies or mutants.  Come on everyone what are we going to do?  :question:

I think I'll start by investing in a shotgun, a lawnmower, a bomb shelter, and some C-Rations. And maybe start making some napalm.  :teddyr: We do seem to be forming our own b-movie, probably post-apocalyptic society, don't we?

Worst case scenario:  I Am Legend

Best case scenario:  Bird flu arrives and whilst services (water, power) are still operating, people have to be quarantined.

I've already started.  Every time I go grocery shopping, I buy a little extra to be put away.  Eventually I'll have stuff like Robert Neville (generator, water purifier, arsenal), but that is a long way off and I honestly don't think bird flu will make people into zombies.  That's already happened - it's called "popular culture".   :teddyr:

Seriously though, it's quite difficult to buy guns in this country, so that will be a last resort defence for us.  For now, just stock piling non perishable food will be enough.  If nothing happens in six months time, I'll use the food up and start buying again.

 I'm gonna sit on the roof of my house and  drop LSD. With my shotgun. and a CD player playing the RAMONES 'Howling at the Moon'. In my underpants.  :smile:

 I can hardly wait!  :drink:

You're going to put a CD player in your underpants??? Trevor may be contacting you shortly to see about copying this technology... :tongueout:

Personally, baseball bat, 9 iron, a small sledgehammer, and a silenced pistol for emergencies, take myself out and go nuts on the threat.

I'd like to see a post-apocalytic movie with a society of people sitting on their roofs in their underpants. Decently shot this would be an awsome scene of the end of the movie (or the beginning)...

Hopefully the undies will be clean.  There's nothing worse than facing the end of the world with skiddies in your undies    :buggedout:         :twirl:            :teddyr:

This came up in another forum recently so I kind of had an answer already.

Assuming I survived the initial catastrophe, I'd widdle some weaponery, cultivate some fresh nightshade, grab my jews harp and set out across the wasteland on I-80 West, tin pan on my head.  After walking hundreds upon hundreds of miles, disturbing dreams and much soul steeling, I'd be ready for my ultimate showdown in Vegas with the twin gorgons, Michelle Malkin and Anne Coulter! (as clearly such vile roaches would survive whatever cataclysm could befall us.)  All while quoting Dennis Hopper in TEXAS CHAINSAW 2..."I'm the Lord of the Harvest!"

On the way back, I'll find the spot where Larry Clark has set up his own version of LOGAN'S RUN where once you hit the end of puberty-you're out!, plant myself in the local abandoned state library, let my whiskers grow and raise stray cats so I'll be ready when curious twenty-something refugees stumble across me in all my mystical, pre-doomsday wisdom.



Or I'll be vaporized instantly by the shoddy ICBM that overshoots Jersey's industrial bayway!

My end of the world board isn't going down without a fight.

Now what would we do if the whole planet went all Jericho on us.



I don't watch the show but my Dad does so I have a vauge idea on what's going on.

My wife and I have given this a lot of thought and we've decided to join RC on his roof, we would bring our beagles along, they can help with the "Howling at the Moon" part, probably wear clothes though, I understand it can get cold in his part of the country. :cheers:

We'd probably be flash fried in the blast.  Isn't Jericho about nuclear war?  I'd rather go in an instant than have to survive nuclear winter.

i've seen the movies! the radiation will give me some new awesome ability(jumping, telekinesis etc etc)!! not rip me apart at the cellular level like 'science' says, lol

Okay, just for saying that a nuclear blast will give you superpowers gives you karma.

I already have superpowers!

I can withstand the full onslaught of a daily army of morons, moutbreathers and imbeciles and STILL walk away my amazing logic and intellect in tact.

Ta da!

Personally I think that its going to be an asteroid which is going to do us in. The one freaking thing that we can defend against with some applied technology, but no nobody gives a damn about it. I mean just a week or so Mars just had a near miss. Helloooo!

What am I going to do? Well I like to think that I have half a brain. I'd pack up my survival guides and first aid supplies and go live up in the mountains for a few years. In the panic I'll be sure to raid as many CVSs as I can. Modern medicine will be nigh impossible to get after civilization collapses. Aside from that I'll just learn how to survive with simple tools. I'll just be a freaky hermit living in a cabin with my wife.

Most important thing is to get away from civilization. You'll end up a slave or cannon fodder for some warlord if you stay.

 YEAH! I wanna dance in super hero skivvies!  :twirl:

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RC: I'm gonna sit on the roof of my house and  drop LSD. With my shotgun. and a CD player playing the RAMONES 'Howling at the Moon'. In my underpants.   I can hardly wait!  

Derf: You're going to put a CD player in your underpants??? Trevor may be contacting you shortly to see about copying this technology...

Major laughs from the blushing South African with skiddies in his undies!

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :smile: :teddyr:

Let's wind back to the possibility that a nuclear blast can get you suoerpowers.  I personally would enjoy the ability to breathe underwater, that way the mutants can't get me.

 Your more than welcome to join the party, Trevor!!! We can ALL dance like we got ants in our pants! YEE-Haa!!! Your ancient undies may even make a good weapon against nuclear powered zombies!

If I survived a great conflagration where our civilization came to some sorry end, frankly, I always thought I'd hopefully be prepared with a prescription for painkillers, or anti-anxiety medication and just OD.  'Course, preparation is the key, like having all the tools necessary, like a big axe... as BELA once put it, I'd prob'ly just go apesh*t!!!
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I often refer to my little dog as "nuclear winter chicken..."  or "cold chicken supper..." 
She does not care for that...
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Man! We could party like its ...uh......1999 of course!!!

 I dunno about the viking dude though...

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG7Aop01Opo

YOU GET NOTHING!!!! except karma. :bouncegiggle: