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Title: A Conservative Post by: AndyC on February 01, 2008, 10:10:32 AM OK, so he's out of the race. And this picture is kind of bland. But Rudy does have comic potential.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b1/Rudy_Giuliani_speaking.jpg) "To all the girls I've loved before....." or "No, I am not Michael Ironside. Next Question." or "Ihavetwentytwentytwenty, doIheartwentyfivetwentytwentyfive" Title: Re: A Conservative Post by: AnubisVonMojo on February 01, 2008, 10:22:51 AM "Why yes, I am a big fan of Young Frankenstein and I did indeed model my look today after Peter Boyle's in that movie. And may I just say, '911 BAD! GUILLIANI SAVE WORLD FROM 911! RAAAARRRR!' Thank you."
Title: Re: A Conservative Post by: Ash on February 01, 2008, 10:38:57 AM Sadly, Gulianni's rap career was short lived... (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b1/Rudy_Giuliani_speaking.jpg) "I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung..." Title: Re: A Conservative Post by: AndyC on February 01, 2008, 12:11:18 PM "I am Rudy Giuliani. Do as I command you."
Title: Re: A Conservative Post by: Mr. DS on February 01, 2008, 12:28:45 PM To the owner of a gray Toyota truck license 28934, your lights are on thank you.
Title: Re: A Conservative Post by: Justy on February 01, 2008, 12:52:16 PM I'd like to remind everyone that today's coverall bonus is $100.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b1/Rudy_Giuliani_speaking.jpg) OK. The next number is B-6... that is B-6... Title: Re: A Conservative Post by: Ash on February 02, 2008, 01:21:51 AM "Attention Kmart shoppers....there's a blue light special in the women's undergarments section."
Title: Re: A Conservative Post by: AndyC on February 02, 2008, 04:11:13 PM "OK, here goes......BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!"
Title: Re: A Conservative Post by: Mortal Envelope on February 02, 2008, 07:14:18 PM (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b1/Rudy_Giuliani_speaking.jpg)B4...B4...anybody got B4? you there? Yeah? Ok, we gotta BINGO!"
Title: Re: A Conservative Post by: TheDope on February 02, 2008, 07:18:11 PM (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b1/Rudy_Giuliani_speaking.jpg) Okay. Ahem... Doo do-do-do. I'm just a looove machine. And I won't work for nobody but you. Ooooh yeah. I'm just a looove machine. Yeah, bay-bay. A lovin' kissin' thang.... Title: Re: A Conservative Post by: Yaddo 42 on February 03, 2008, 02:00:13 AM No, no, you have it backward. I married my second cousin and was buddied up with crooked cop Bernie Kerik, not the other way around.
or "Sometimes, late at night, I miss my toupee, and I cry myself to sleep over it." Title: Re: A Conservative Post by: BlackAngel75 on February 03, 2008, 03:01:06 AM "Since I'm not running for president of the United States anymore, I want to make this announcement that I will be the new spokesman for Subway restaurant.
Title: Re: A Conservative Post by: Terf on February 12, 2008, 06:12:58 PM Karaoke after Rudy takes one too many puffs on his personal "peace pipe".
Title: Re: A Conservative Post by: CheezeFlixz on February 12, 2008, 07:06:25 PM (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b1/Rudy_Giuliani_speaking.jpg) Just in case you forgot, I was America's Mayor on 9/11, did I mention that? Title: Re: A Conservative Post by: Mortal Envelope on February 13, 2008, 09:53:00 AM (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b1/Rudy_Giuliani_speaking.jpg)
Hallalueah it's Brother Love! "I loooooooooooooove youuuuuuuuuu" Title: Re: A Conservative Post by: Goji_girl on February 15, 2008, 12:11:14 PM "Attention everyone! Attention! a***ole, I repeat, a***ole... that is all!"
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