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Title: Creepshow Monster
Post by: Kooshmeister on February 04, 2008, 05:58:16 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/Movie%20Deaths/Creepshow/creepshow_charlie07.jpg)

Charlie got to measure the bite marks, but not the way he intended.


Title: Re: Creepshow Monster
Post by: Texdar on February 04, 2008, 06:51:53 PM
Baboon hickies hurt.


Title: Re: Creepshow Monster
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on February 04, 2008, 08:46:36 PM
The Albinoboon's thick fur ensures that its prey is too annoyed by the ticklish sensation to try and fight back, as illustrated here.


Title: Re: Creepshow Monster
Post by: Alex Undead on February 04, 2008, 09:24:50 PM
Tonight on Fox: When Tribbles Attack!


Title: Re: Creepshow Monster
Post by: soylentgreen on February 04, 2008, 09:46:23 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/Movie%20Deaths/Creepshow/creepshow_charlie07.jpg)

Yet another homemade sex vid from Paris Hilton makes it way onto the internet.


Title: Re: Creepshow Monster
Post by: Ed Sigma on February 05, 2008, 08:57:08 AM
I can hear the ocean!


Title: Re: Creepshow Monster
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on February 09, 2008, 12:00:16 AM
"MMM! College kids taste like roofies!"


Title: Re: Creepshow Monster
Post by: AndyC on February 09, 2008, 01:29:22 AM
"Oooow! Quit it!"

or

How not to get your tonsils out


Title: Re: Creepshow Monster
Post by: Hollis on February 09, 2008, 08:46:07 AM
The lesson learned: Shaving with primates hurts.


Title: Re: Creepshow Monster
Post by: The Dungeonmaster on February 10, 2008, 04:18:14 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/Movie%20Deaths/Creepshow/creepshow_charlie07.jpg)
This is what happens when you forget the "safe word".


Title: Re: Creepshow Monster
Post by: Jay the Magnificent on February 17, 2008, 05:01:59 PM
how NOT to make out on a first date....


Title: Re: Creepshow Monster
Post by: indianasmith on February 17, 2008, 08:22:56 PM
"Don't leave a hickey, I've got to go to church tomorrow . . . . ."


Title: Re: Creepshow Monster
Post by: Cotexman on February 25, 2008, 04:46:43 PM
And now, from the cutting room floor, the love scene from the remake of Planet of the Apes.


(Does anyone else think Wahlberg should have hooked up with the ape-woman?  There was no chemistry at all between Wahlberg and the human girl.  All the chemistry was between Wahlberg and the ape woman, yet he hooks up with the human girl.  Does anyone else see a flaw in this, besides the flaw in remaking such a great movie with little success?)


Title: Re: Creepshow Monster
Post by: Draug on February 29, 2008, 11:12:02 PM
"Come here, I want to whisper soft words to your ear."


Title: Re: Creepshow Monster
Post by: Terf on March 07, 2008, 02:56:46 PM
Okay, that creature reminds me of somebody famous, a black man who has tall white hair and glasses and usually wears a tuxedo or suit. (I also recall he acts wild). I can picture him, but I can't think of his name.

Soooo...no joke, but if anybody can think of this guy's name, make one up!  :question:


Title: Re: Creepshow Monster
Post by: AndyC on March 09, 2008, 11:07:25 PM
Don King?


Title: Re: Creepshow Monster
Post by: Terf on March 10, 2008, 10:28:52 AM
Don King?

Yep!  :bouncegiggle: Now somebody make up a "Creepshow Monster" joke featuring him!  :bouncegiggle: