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Title: WHAT IS DIXIE THINKING????
Post by: indianasmith on February 24, 2008, 11:34:41 PM
We all know how expressive dog's faces can be.  I took this picture of my black lab, Dixie this weekend and just love the expression.  So . . . . what is this bog ol' pooch thinking about?  Post your replies, and in a few days, I'll tell you what she was REALLY thinking about!

(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/IMG_0723.jpg)


Title: Re: WHAT IS DIXIE THINKING????
Post by: ulthar on February 24, 2008, 11:36:19 PM
Well, since this a b-movie site, I'll submit my vote for:

"I bet I can get my teeth on his throat before he can move."

 :twirl:


Title: Re: WHAT IS DIXIE THINKING????
Post by: Inferno on February 25, 2008, 06:58:50 AM
"If that camera comes any closer to my face, I'm biting you in the crotch"


Title: Re: WHAT IS DIXIE THINKING????
Post by: Mr. DS on February 25, 2008, 09:13:21 AM
"That leg looks awfully good to pee on right now."


Title: Re: WHAT IS DIXIE THINKING????
Post by: Jack on February 25, 2008, 09:47:43 AM
So I'm gonna be on the internet?  Like Paris Hilton?


Title: Re: WHAT IS DIXIE THINKING????
Post by: indianasmith on February 25, 2008, 10:45:02 PM
Karma for that one, Jack!!  Now as I said, Dixie is my dog, so here is what I think was going through her head:


EAT EAT EAT DIG HOLES IN YARD POOP EAT EAT EAT DIG HOLES IN YARD POOP EAT EAT EAT DIG HOLES IN YARD POOP BARK ALL NIGHT

REPEAT


Title: Re: WHAT IS DIXIE THINKING????
Post by: AndyC on March 01, 2008, 06:52:14 AM
Karma for that one, Jack!!  Now as I said, Dixie is my dog, so here is what I think was going through her head:


EAT EAT EAT DIG HOLES IN YARD POOP EAT EAT EAT DIG HOLES IN YARD POOP EAT EAT EAT DIG HOLES IN YARD POOP BARK ALL NIGHT

REPEAT

Aaaaa, you beat me to it! But then, it's what every dog owner knows. Karma.

How old is Dixie?


Title: Re: WHAT IS DIXIE THINKING????
Post by: Neville on March 01, 2008, 04:06:36 PM
I'd better blink or he'll know I'm the thing before I can make my move.


Title: Re: WHAT IS DIXIE THINKING????
Post by: TheDope on March 02, 2008, 11:32:36 PM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/IMG_0723.jpg)
He knows I stained the carpet...I know he knows I did it.  Can't blame this one on the cat...stain's too big.  Man....


Title: Re: WHAT IS DIXIE THINKING????
Post by: indianasmith on March 03, 2008, 12:09:02 AM
([url]http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/IMG_0723.jpg[/url])
He knows I stained the carpet...I know he knows I did it.  Can't blame this one on the cat...stain's too big.  Man....



KARMA!!!!!


Title: Re: WHAT IS DIXIE THINKING????
Post by: Yaddo 42 on March 03, 2008, 10:30:12 PM
Damn I hate those "lol cats" captions.

or

Must stay alert, must stay awake! Bob Barker maybe lurking about; not going "spay or neuter" me, old man!


Title: Re: WHAT IS DIXIE THINKING????
Post by: JaseSF on March 04, 2008, 02:17:45 PM
And ooh ooh there. Aaah! Hope he's got that poop 'n' scoop handy.


Title: Re: WHAT IS DIXIE THINKING????
Post by: Terf on March 07, 2008, 02:49:04 PM
Excuse me, I was just about to enjoy a nibble on my testicles, and then you had to interrupt!


Title: Re: WHAT IS DIXIE THINKING????
Post by: indianasmith on March 08, 2008, 09:55:53 AM
Excuse me, I was just about to enjoy a nibble on my testicles, and then you had to interrupt!

That line would be funnier if Dixie weren't female!!


Title: Re: WHAT IS DIXIE THINKING????
Post by: AndyC on March 09, 2008, 11:29:19 PM
"Feeeeeed meeeee....Feeeeeeed meeeeee"


Title: Re: WHAT IS DIXIE THINKING????
Post by: Inyarear on March 09, 2008, 11:42:18 PM
"Hmmm... A moose carcass... Now that would be nice to roll around on."


Title: Re: WHAT IS DIXIE THINKING????
Post by: paula on October 05, 2009, 03:20:05 AM


(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/IMG_0723.jpg)
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"sigh.....................this guys is a REAL a#@hole!"


Title: Re: WHAT IS DIXIE THINKING????
Post by: indianasmith on October 05, 2009, 06:17:07 AM
Wait a minute . . .  . "IS"  or  "HAS"?????????


Title: Re: WHAT IS DIXIE THINKING????
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 05, 2009, 06:21:02 AM
"Ceiling cat is watching me masturbate"


Title: Re: WHAT IS DIXIE THINKING????
Post by: whitelion43 on October 20, 2009, 01:35:22 AM
God I hope he lets me me out for my hot date with Max!