Title: Nail Gun Massacre Post by: Andrew on March 02, 2008, 07:53:00 PM Someone is killing construction workers with a nail gun and nobody is safe. That includes the audience, because this movie is painful. Pneumatically P-A-I-N-F-U-L.
Click here to go to the Review (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/nailgun/) Title: Re: Nail Gun Massacre Post by: TheDope on March 02, 2008, 11:40:48 PM I feel your pain, good sir.
I own this one and have seen it more than once. I'm a sick man, I know, but at least I'm a good judge of bad when I see it...and I have...and this is definitely it. As far as what I've learned from this movie: there are NO good songs about Foozball. None. Anyway, great review, Andrew. :thumbup: -TGWD Title: Re: Nail Gun Massacre Post by: Keiper on March 03, 2008, 12:18:09 AM That guy in the second-to-last picture looks like the engineer at my workplace. I should ask if he was ever in any movies...
Then again do I want to know? Title: Re: Nail Gun Massacre Post by: Flangepart on March 03, 2008, 12:57:23 PM Oh yeah...takein' this warning to heart...
All those nails, and its the audience that gets screwed... Title: Re: Nail Gun Massacre Post by: Warbeast on March 03, 2008, 02:45:37 PM Quote Look, put the chocolate bar inside the cage before you are turned into a gorilla. That way, after the scientist rushes out of the room, you can eat the chocolate bar, get a sugar rush, and bend the cage bars. Then you can escape. Terrible movie, but a nice Leather Goddess Of Phobos reference.... :cheers: Title: Re: Nail Gun Massacre Post by: Torgo on March 03, 2008, 04:41:50 PM Saw this one on VHS a few years ago at one of my friends Bad Movie Nights.
One of the absolute worst and inept "movies" that I've ever been subjected to. I'm sorry that other people have also had to endure this cinematic turd. Title: Re: Nail Gun Massacre Post by: BoyScoutKevin on March 03, 2008, 09:31:51 PM I wonder if the people who made "Color of Night" saw this film, before they made their film. Because in that film, Ruben Blades gets shot through the hand by a nailgun, which pins his hand to the wall. Then he is shot several more times through the hand.
And, yeah, that person in the motorcycle helmet is clearly a woman. Title: Re: Nail Gun Massacre Post by: Joe the Destroyer on March 04, 2008, 12:29:04 AM Wow, am I glad I skipped this one...
Title: Re: Nail Gun Massacre Post by: Jack on March 04, 2008, 08:33:11 AM Haven't seen this one, and I don't think I'll be putting it on the wish list. Thanks for the warning :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: Nail Gun Massacre Post by: Jaer on March 04, 2008, 01:47:39 PM Quote Look, put the chocolate bar inside the cage before you are turned into a gorilla. That way, after the scientist rushes out of the room, you can eat the chocolate bar, get a sugar rush, and bend the cage bars. Then you can escape. Terrible movie, but a nice Leather Goddess Of Phobos reference.... :cheers: I'm not the only one who played that game? Sweet! Title: Re: Nail Gun Massacre Post by: Dog-Lizard on March 05, 2008, 05:25:04 PM Well, I survived "Manos" and "Troll 2", so would it be legitimate to give this sucker a a shot?
Title: Re: Nail Gun Massacre Post by: Andrew on March 05, 2008, 06:02:50 PM Well, I survived "Manos" and "Troll 2", so would it be legitimate to give this sucker a a shot? I don't know, It's like bullfighting: sooner or later your luck has to run out. Title: Re: Nail Gun Massacre Post by: The Schlockmeister on March 06, 2008, 08:22:09 AM Well, the movie may be s**te, but your review, as always, was sublime! Cheers, and thanx for many years of B-Movie fun! :teddyr:
Title: Re: Nail Gun Massacre Post by: KYGOTC on March 06, 2008, 04:52:44 PM Iv'e never seen this one but it looks AWSOMELY bad! Why doesn't anyone like it? Is it boring?
Title: Re: Nail Gun Massacre Post by: The Dungeonmaster on March 08, 2008, 04:39:38 PM I think this movie is bad ass. I'm going to watch it again now; in fact. Great review :thumbup:
Title: Re: Nail Gun Massacre Post by: Cotexman on September 27, 2008, 01:21:30 PM It sounds terrible. I must see it. Then regret seeing it. The see it again. Then regret seeing it again.
Title: Re: Nail Gun Massacre Post by: SomeRandomGuy on November 21, 2009, 06:41:36 AM What is up with the the sheriff at the end going "is it? Is it over?" and then the movie ends? Were the producers anticipating such a hit to this movie that they wanted to leave room for a sequel?
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