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Last night I had this strange dream where I met Andrew, (Ya know, as in the guy who runs this site?) but he was a blonde girl in her 20s! We were going to some b-movie convention in Chicago or Jersey or something like that. He/she asked me to park his/her car and I competely trashed it as well as a few other cars surrounding me. I don't remember much besides that.

I guess it just goes to show that I'm spending FAR to much of my free time on the internet.

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I'm still laughing at that.

Just to be on the safe side, I think you should refer to Andrew regularly as he/she. I think he/she would appreciate it. :teddyr:

Menard...
Why don't you come out of the closet and just re-register!?

Quit screwing around dude!   :bouncegiggle:
 

 :teddyr:


I agree with Ash: we are missing you here, Doctor. I was even tempted to use your avatar the other day as I'm getting sick of seeing my own face, but I said: "No, that avatar is Menard's to use." That prevented me as well as the fact that my ass may be kicked if I do use it.  :buggedout:

Come back, please, we miss you!  :smile:

Okayyyyy......[trevor glances over his shoulder nervously, switches avatar from own yuck ugly face to Menard's avatar.............]  :buggedout:

Knock knock......who's there?
Trevor's butt, about to be kicked.

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Every now and then a thread's title worries me.  Usually, I click through and it's just the poster, messing with us.  This is one of those times when the actual message is even more alarming than the title.

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I can assure you that I am not an attractive 20-year-old blonde female.  To my knowledge, modern medicine could not transform me into such - even if there was a doctor crazy enough to kidnap me and try it.

And, of course, this is the thread that would make Menard say hello.

Why does everyone accuse Menard, KYGOTC's the one dreaming about Andrew.

I did read Ash's post before it was removed.

To anybody else who read it, don't worry; that's Ash's way of saying 'howdy doo' and trying to get a response. :tongueout:



Actually, one of the Bond girls (small part, but forget which movie) had been a man who went through a sex change. She was featured in either Playboy or Penthouse. So there is still hope for you, Andrew. Keep up your spirits :thumbup: (so to speak). :teddyr:

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Dr Menard is referring to Caroline Cossey http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caroline_Cossey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caroline_Cossey) who was a Bond girl in For Your Eyes Onlyand was also featured in Playboy.

She was born Barry Cossey but she is truly a stunner.  :smile:

......So he's a DOCTOR now?

 :smile: Hi, KYGOTC.

That's my name for him. I asked Menard where he got his screen name from and he said he took it from the character that Richard Johnson plays in Lucio Fulci's Zombie 2. I checked it out and the character is called Dr David Menard.

So I always call the man Dr Menard in honour of that.  :smile:

Just in case anybody has not read about the dream, let's bring it up again; much to Andrew's lament.

Here's to that 20 something blonde bombshell  :cheers:

 :teddyr:

You're so modest Andrea, I'm sure there are a lot of people that find you attractive.

I should point out that I am currently attached to a combat engineer battalion, and we will be supporting a construction project in Alaska.  I could be a part of the detachment going; so you might not be as safe up there as you think.

Kind of brings up memories of Cheri Caffaro on skies in Girls Are For Loving.

You go Andrea...you go girl. :thumbup:

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Why the hell is this thread back? :bouncegiggle:

This is actually really weird, bucause just last night I had another dreamwhere one of my friends became a transexual. ....HOLY CRAP! and I just realized that his name is ANDY!!! no joke!

Maybe Andrea, on some subconscious psychic plane, is reaching out to you.


ewwww :buggedout:



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yeah, your new picture must have came along while i took my leave of absence. Nice photo!

Don't you just hate it when a thread drops to the bottom of a page, and near falls off, then someone comes along and bumps it back to the top?

Me too.

That's why I am posting how much I would like to not see that happen with this thread about the dream KYGOTC had where Andrew was a bodacious, blonde haired, air-headed bimbo (my memory of his description may be a bit off).

I'm certain that Andrew would be more than happy when this thread drops off the page and never comes back again.

As a matter of fact, I'm certain that we would all like to see this thread drop off the page to not annoy Andrew again.

Please, won't you show your support for Andrew?

Just post here your well wishes for Andrew, tell him how much you would like to see this thread go away, or just give him a thumbs up letting him know that you are there for her......uh...him.


Your support is much appreciated...sniff...thank you very mush.

Oddly, I once had a dream where Andrew appeared as a MAN... weird, huh?

Uh...disturbing would be the word I would use.

I aree with Menard on this one.

I've actually had only one dream that had Andrew in it, he was criticizing my shop drawings and threatening dire consequences if my work didn't improve, other than that there was nothing till I read this thread a couple days ago. Last night I was in my high school history class and my teacher slowly morphed into Andrew, he looks pretty good in a three piece suit and polished black wing tips, I was the only one in the class who noticed the change.
Poogie walked in while I was typing this and she said that there's just something wrong with us guys having any kind of dream about Andrew, no matter how innocuous it seems, this has caused me to question my sexual identity, I used to be a lesbian trapped in a man's body, now I'm not sure what I am.
Perhaps Poogie can help me find out, OH POOGIE HONEY, WHERE ARE YOU ?

Yep, that sounds like Andrew.

You misplaced her that quickly?

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Yes, I did, a goodly part of the fun is the sublime anticipation I feel while trying to find her hiding place, I must return to the search, I'll be back tomorrow.  :teddyr:

YOU LOST HER?  well, she didn't just grow legs, , and. . . nevermind. .

I was just checking to make certain that nobody has dug up this thread to bring it back to the top.

I'm happy to report nobody has. :teddyr:

 :buggedout: Yikes......ermmm....ghouck ~ I've got a pair of running shoes, size 8 if you need them.

Eh, , it's a pretty big state, he can't search ALL of it. . .

She...er...scuse me...he ( :teddyr: ) runs 500 miles every morning; might still take a few weeks though.

For about 8 years I thought Andrew's last name was "Borteneger", I just learned it was "Borntreger" today by thinking he misspelled his last name in a review.
Weird.

Uphill both ways. . .

Nah...it's not weird to think Andrea...er...Andrew can't spell. (http://5g8.net/smileys/snicker.gif) (http://5g8.net)




I think he went over the hill some time ago.

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