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I'm not sure, I think someone had a thread like this a while ago.

But still, from They Live by Rowdy Roddy Piper

"I'm here to kick a__ and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum."

"I shall think of you as dead until my husband makes you so, and then I'll think of you no more!"   - Rob Roy

"I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot." -Erik Estrada in CAGED FURY.

"Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they will learn why they fear the night." - Thulsa Doom, Conan the Barbarian

Yea, we had this thread some time over the summer I think....

"Evil must Perrish!"

"Fredo, you're my brother and I love you.  But don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again.  Ever."

I don't think overexposure to cinematic violence is what causes societies ills. I think it's underexposure to the real violence that underpins every aspect of human existence. -Rice in Pearls Before Swine -

THE OMEGA MAN is overfilled with memorable quotes: Here's just a few samples:

"Hi. Another day, another dollar."

"There's never a cop around when you need one."

"Hi, Big Brother, how's your a$s?"

"Sorry the world didn't make it."

"Definition of a scientist - a man who understands nothing until there was nothing left to understand."

"Thanks a lot, you cheating bastard... "

But the most memorable of all to me is actually Heston watching and quoting "Woodstock": "Just to see, just to really realize, that if you have to be afraid to smile at someone, if you have to be afraid to walk down the street, what kind of world is that? Right?"

Hmm, now I know why this film remains such a huge personal favourite.

Actually SOYLENT GREEN and PLANET OF THE APES is filled with great quotes too:

SOYLENT GREEN:

Det. Thorn: "Who bought you?"
Hatcher: "You're bought as soon as they pay you a salary."

Det. Thorn: "I know, Sol, you've told me a hundred times before. People were better, the world was better..."
Sol: "Ah, people were always lousy. But there was a world, once."

PLANET OF THE APES:

George Taylor: "I'm a seeker too. But my dreams aren't like yours. I can't help thinking that somewhere in the universe there has to be something better than man. Has to be."

"Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death."

And a personal guilty pleasure favourite along with the one in my signature:

Katsura Mafune: "I'm not alive. I may look like a girl, but I'm not, I'm a cyborg!"
Akira Ichinose: "Even if you're a cyborg... Katsura, I still love you!"

Oh man, I don't even know how to pick a favorite. Just about anything from R.O.T.O.R.

"Are there some good vibrations in it's molecular tenacity you can utilize?"

I was sure you'd pick "I reject your reality and substitute my own."

D'oh, you beat me to it.  I knew my primary choice would come from OMEGA MAN...and that was the one.

Right behind it I would mention

"Build coffins.  That's all you'll need."

"He has the stink of oil and circuitry about him!"

and one I actually find apropos more and more often nowadays sadly :bluesad: ... "At it again, I see. What'll it be tonight? Museum of Science? Some library? Poor miserable bastards!"

"Today, we are gonna teach poodles how to fly."

UHF

"I hate Robot Spiders!"


THE LOST EMPIRE

Power is tearing human minds apart and putting them back together in new shapes of your own choosing. -1984-

I'm going to go slip out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini-Groucho Marx :cheers:
 Forget the dang movie though!

Its a Wonderful Life....maybe?

Now that I think about it, I believe it is. thank you, congradulations you're now unlucky number 13! :teddyr:

Actually it's Robert Benchley to Ginger Rodgers in THE MAJOR AND THE MINOR (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0035019/quotes).

The one in my signature.

Now you understand, if anything goes wrong, anything at all, your fault, my fault, nobody's fault, I'm gonna blow your head off, no matter what else happens, no matter who else dies, I'm gonna blow your head off, you understand me?..........say it.

The lines that stand out for me are the simple ones that are delivered in the right way at the right time.

The Thing: "You've gotta be f**king kidding"

Robocop: "b***hes leave"

I agree that Heston quotes are fantastic. Used to have a bunch of WAVs from Planet of the Apes on my computer that I'd use for alerts. "It's a madhouse, a maaaadhooooouse!" or "You cut up his brain, you bloody baboon!" or "Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!" Chuck is in full scenery-chewing mode for most of that movie.

Too many to choose from, but here are a couple of my favorites:

"Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever." - Baron Munchausen

"If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you." - Bob McKenzie, Strange Brew

"Being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?"

Private Parts

Anything from Showdown in Little Tokyo

Especially

"You have the right to remain silent.
You have the right to an attorney.

*roundhouse kicks the guy to his death*

You have the right to be dead"

"That's my mother you're p*ssing on!"

Brando's "Not my night . . .coulda been a contender" speech from "On the Waterfront", delivered to Rod Steiger, is gold from beginning to end.  I won't quote the whole thing here, as it's quite long --

"Major Stasser has been shot . . . Round up the Usual Suspects!" -- Claude Rains, Casablanca

"Yeah, he's the kinda guy who'd knock my teeth out & then punch me in the mouth for mumblin' . . ." -- Bogart, The Big Sleep

"You know . . . for kids!" -- Tim Robbins, The Hudsucker Proxy

"Because you're stupid!  Stupid, stupid, stupid!!!" -- Need I credit this?

"You do know how to whistle, don't you? . . . You just put your lips together and . . . blow!" -- Lauren Bacall, To Have and Have Not

(Incoherent rooster crowing noises) -- Emil Jannings, Die Blaue Angle

"Mr. President, ask not what your nursing home can do for you, but what you can do for your nursing home . . . " -- Elvis/Bruce Campbell, Bubbah Ho-Tep

"You're a tomato!!!" -- director in Tootsie

"It's still not weird enough for me . . ." -- Bill Murray, Where the Buffalo Roam

"I have a tight grip on your trousers, Trevor!" -- Peter Cushing, Journey to the Center of the Earth

"You're so bossy, you ought to be milked!" -- some guy, speaking to some gal, in Robot Monster

peter johnson/denny crane

I think I want this one from "The brain taht wouldn't die" on a t-shirt:

"Does your horror match my horror?"


Almost as good (from the same movie):

"I'm just a head, and you are whatever you are, but together we're STRONG!"

From Ed Wood's "The Sinister Urge"

"The dirty picture racket is worse than kidnapping and murder!"

-Or something similar_

"Get the hell out of my car, old man!"

Back to the Future Part 2.

Lois Einhorn:  "Listen, pet dick.  How would you like me to make your life a living hell?"

Ventura:  "Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship right now, Lois, but thanks for asking."

Ace Ventura - Pet Detective


 :bouncegiggle:

Oh wow.  That's the best quote I've read in a long time *lmao*

"AVENGE ME!!!!!"

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From Red Dawn.

A very quick and simple line but it's the way that Harry Dean Stanton says it which makes me roll laughing. My friends and I say this to each other over the phone all the time before hanging up.

"Oh my God, he's got an afro!"- Terror Firmer

"I've seen the Exorcist 167 times, and it keeps getting funnier, every time I see it."- Beetlejuice

"Here endeth the lesson."  Sean Connery, THE UNTOUCHABLES

Flies and the undead go together like bullets and guns.  -  Edgar Frog

 "Charlie-We're in Hell!"
 "Yeah-ain't it groovy?"-from the documentary MANSON (1971)

 " I am a law unto myself!" -Bela Lugosi in the Raven.

 " Soon you will be as big as a giant! Or-like all the others....DEAD!"-Bela,again,in BRIDE of the MONSTER.

 'To die-to be really dead-that must be glourious!" Lugosi-(again! Seeing a pattern here,mebbe?) in DRACULA.

 'I yam whats I yam!"-Popeye

I love that quote from Bride of the Monster. Reminds me of the good old days when a scientist could build a machine with a specific function based on nothing whatsoever.

"This photo enlarger should turn you into a giant, although so far I've only managed to kill people with it."

For some of us not so movie savvy like myself, yea, you kinda do. . .:)

PLAN 9 from OUTER  SPACE !!!!  :smile:

...found a compilation of some of the best lines....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHRq80QNnJM

"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."

"That kids gotta think, when you lose a pet, you don't look for an hour and give up.  You get off your ass and find that f**kin dog!"

Billy Madison

@RCMerchant

Nice. I have the Legend DVD of Plan 9, and they took all those scenes containing poor gun safety, but added some special effects to show why you shouldn't point at something you're not going to shoot at. Funny.

"No one laughs at a master of Quack Fu!" Howard T. Duck in Howard the Duck.
"All right everybody, drop your tacos or I'll blow your brains out." - Leroy in The Toxic Avenger.

There are so many great lines, I have a hard time sticking to one. 
Though I'm particularly fond of KARLOFF's line in BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN: "Hate living... Love dead..."  This one, uttered by FRANK MORGAN, is perhaps my favorite:
"...Remember, my sentimental friend, that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others."

"They're eating her!  .... And then they're gonna eat ME! ....  OHMYGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-DUH!"     (Do I have to say it?)

What, no Army of Darkness?

"Gimmesomesugarbaby."

"Good, bad... I'm the guy with the gun."

That "I'm so wired" line from Shark Attack 3 just about made me fall out of my chair onto my face, paralyzed with laughter, when I heard it the first time.  That is just awesomely bad.

And, from the greatest of all the Westerns in my opinion (Unforgiven):

"Who is the fellow who owns this s**thole?"

"He should have armed himself.. if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend."

and of course,

"Deserve's got nothin' to do with it."

Good one, I spontaneously spit that line out any time I hear anyone say someone deserves something.

Another favorite I don't think has been mentioned yet:

"I'm just a head, and you're whatever you are, but together we're strong!" (THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE)

"hehehehehehehe!"  :thumbup:

OK . . . how about:

"He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue!  THAT's the Chicago way!"

I shoulda known that, I've seen it enough times. I was picturing a kid saying it, I juts couldn't place it.
Thanks
 

"You mean THE STEWARDESS is flying the plane?"  from AIRPORT '77.

A great line I use any time someone overreacts to a bit of troubling news.

It's also the title of a great book (http://www.amazon.com/Stewardess-Flying-Plane-American-Films/dp/B000FVHJ9Y) I have on 70's films...

"Styrofoam cup."

FREAKED

Pretty new around here.  Hey all

I will never get sick of this one although perhaps a bit lengthy for a quote.

"Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"

The way he plugs the store after traveling so far back in time just kills me.

Paraphrasing:

Jake:  "Randa here's gonna make us some sandwiches.  Aren't you Randa?"
Randa:  "No."
Jake:  "Well then, I guess you can just go and s**t in your hat."

Cherry 2000

"People like that should be put to sleep."

"Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinkin badgers."

"I told those guys, 'Never call chicks broads.'"

All from UHF.

"What we have here is failure to communicate . . ."

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

"It's good to be the king."

"Listen to them, creatures of the night, what music they make."

"Rats! Rats! Thousands, millions of them!"

"You see, you see, your minds, they're stupid! Stupid!"

All right, so I like Bela Lugosi movies. Oh yeah, and of course there's also my sig.

One of my personal favorites, courtesy Robert De Niro and Martin Scorsese:

"When you love someone, you've gotta trust them.  There's no other way--you've got to give them the key to everything that's yours.  Otherwise, what's the point?"  - Casino

"Do you agree that it's dead now? *thump!* Do you agree thats it's dead now?"

-Herbert West in RE-ANIMATOR.

I have many quotes, many of which have already been said. I could just paste the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but I'll pass today. I will give you this gem...

"I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves."

"Groovy"
Ash in Evil Dead 2, it's not the word but the fact that he said it all awesome and after setting himself up all bada**

That movie is filled with awesome quotes.
"Don't you know the Dewey Decimal system!"

A Christmas Story is loaded with quotable dialog;
this one really reflects my vocabulary...

"Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master."

Here a few more I can think of off hand because I'd be here listing the whole script if I could...

"I hate the smell of tapioca" Santa (I use this one at Xmas a lot)
"It...it was...soap poisoning...NOOOOOOOOOOOO" Ralphie and his parents
"NOTAFINGA" Ralphie's father
"I went out to face the world again, wiser..." Ralphie (note, I use this one a lot when I realize something isn't as cool as I expected)

"I never drink... wine."

OOOOOOOOHHHH FUUUUUUUUDDGEEEE

"Except, I didn't say fudge..."

A few quotes from A Christmas Story:

"I have since heard of people under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed."- This describes me on a semi-daily basis.

"Ralphie, you're lucky it didn't cut your eye! Those icicles have been known to kill people."

"Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."

"You used up all the glue on purpose."- Something my grandfather would say, and in fact, probably has at some point.

"Thrill me....."

I think the funniest part was,

"Oh my god, I shot my eye out!"

But the whole movie is definitely a Classic.

troll 2 "oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!"  :bouncegiggle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4

Definitely a classic.  Despite the amount of hours I've spent watching it, and the fact that there's a 24 hour marathon on Christmas, and the fact I own the dvd and can watch it at any time, I still sit and watch it.

For the longest time, we had this sound clip on our answering machine:
Woman's voice:  "Sometimes in the night when it does get a little lonely, I reach over and touch it. Then it doesn't seem so lonely anymore."

And another good one:
Johnny: "I think you're just a big bully, picking on people smaller than you are!"
Ro-Man: "Now I will kill you."

And another:
Old Devil: "Give me the book or I'll kill you all."
Monk: "Don't threaten us, and get off our roof!"

"Don't shoot, I'm deaf or something."-- Don Knotts

"When all these junior psychopaths asked me what I was in for, I had to say I was there because I STOLE A FREAKING ROCK!"-- Tom Arnold

Both from Big Bully

Andrew reminded me -- another one from Robot Monster:

Handsome leading man guy to female love interest:

"You're so bossy, you ought to be milked!" --

. . . 'can't make stuff like that up . . .
peter johnson/denny crane

" I have two questions for you. Who does your hair and when are they bringing it back?"
Roland T. Flakfizer-BRAIN DONERS.

"I'd say something, but my lips are afraid to be separated".
-An attempt at clever writing from "Children should'nt play with dead things".

I forgot one of the most quotable movies I know - O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Pappy O'Daniel: "Shake a leg Junior! Thank God your mammy died givin' birth; if she'd seen ya, she'd have died o' shame."

Homer Stokes: "These boys is not white! They ain't even old-timey!"

Homer Stokes: "This band of miscreants, this very evening, interfered with a lynch mob in the performance of its duty."

Pappy O'Daniel: "Wouldn't we look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, braggin' on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy."

Delmar O'Donnell: "The preacher says all my sins is washed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo."
Ulysses Everett McGill: "I thought you said you was innocent of those charges?"
Delmar O'Donnell: "Well I was lyin'. And the preacher says that sin's been washed away too."

Washington Hogwallop: "Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T."

Tommy Johnson: "I had to be up at that there crossroads last midnight, to sell my soul to the devil."
Ulysses Everett McGill: "Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated."

That's a good movie.

"Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!"
That movie was awesome.

This is SPARTA!

This may have come up already, but it bears repeating:


"I'm gonna hit you so hard when you wake up your clothes are gonna be out of style!"

If you don't know where that's from I pity you.

(Watched it the other night. Yes, it is still fantastic.)

Tremors.

Val: Come on someone must have chased Him up there.
Earl: What someone that ain't scared of A winchester rifle?



I have heard this line in dozens of films but it works best here.

The Omega Man! Starring Charlton Heston.

Robert Neville: There's Never A Cop Around When You Need One!

Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey

Ted:  Dude, I can't believe we just Melvined death!   :buggedout:


 :teddyr:

From "Heaven Help Us" (I think), and I'm sure I don't have it near exact, but I always liked it:

You've masturbated 163 times since your last confession, and it's only been 30 days?

Yea, I'm averaging 5.4 times a day. .

I gotta watch that movie again. . .

"Leave the gun... Take the cannolis." 

My all time favourite snappy answer to a stupid question, from Dusk Til Dawn:

Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a f*ck how crazy they are!


Also, from The Prophecy:

Little Tommy Daggett. How I loved listening to your sweet prayers. Then you would hop into bed, afraid that I was hiding under it. And I was!

and

Leave a light on Thomas

They're a bit flat without Viggo Mortensen's delivery but superb in the movie.

That is a good one. Have some karma.