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Title: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: indianasmith on March 22, 2008, 10:36:45 PM
I took a little roadtrip with my family this week for spring break, and saw this sign in front of an pawn shop in Mena, AR.  What would you label it?

(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/19Mar08OnlyinArkansas2.jpg)


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: Sister Grace on March 23, 2008, 06:15:06 AM
Did this store possibly sit infront of a crack alley?  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: Mr. DS on March 23, 2008, 06:18:57 AM
Well I've found where I'm buying my next anniversary gift. 


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: AndyC on March 23, 2008, 07:18:21 AM
Ask about our bridal registry


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: Jack on March 23, 2008, 08:10:27 AM
I buy titanium hip replacements.


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on March 23, 2008, 08:57:45 AM
Chainsaws, lawnmowers, knives, AND scissors sharpened here?! I know where I'm going next time I've got a summer camp full of sexy teens to kill!... or just when the next zombie apocalypse finally happens.


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on March 23, 2008, 09:03:33 AM
Taxidermist on site. I'll mount all of your pets and family members for half the price of those fancy taxidermists over at Cousin Zeke's Stuffin' Hole!


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: Mr. DS on March 23, 2008, 09:26:05 AM
Check out our Sunday circular in your local paper for more super deals. 

and

I wonder where the entrance is to the store? 


*side note, karma to you Indiana for posting this pic.  I keeps getting funnier more I look at it. 


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: Terf on March 23, 2008, 11:42:15 AM
Does anyone else see "ALL YOUR BASE" on that sign? Maybe it's just me...


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: AndyC on March 23, 2008, 03:01:48 PM
The one that makes me laugh is Mary and Bobby, apparently being humiliated for bouncing a cheque.


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: Jack on March 23, 2008, 04:02:58 PM
"We accept food stamps for liquor" 


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: TheDope on March 23, 2008, 07:57:24 PM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/19Mar08OnlyinArkansas2.jpg)

Several come to mind:

Rest assured, Tom Arnold's new business is going quite well.

That's right - I buys dem gold teeth, so open yer damn mouth, boy!

Unfortunately, the blog they have for rent is at "cheaparkansascrap.com".

Can you engrave these dog tags for my wife?  It's her birthday.

The outside isn't much, but just wait until you see the collection of antique Nascar Coors cans inside!

Antique mall?  Oh good; I was hoping to get a nice Queen Anne chair...can I pay you in my grandma's gold incisors?


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: Inferno on March 24, 2008, 07:21:45 PM
The Warhammer Orks couldn't spell the sign correctly, so they took the pawn shop owner hostage and made him post the sign for them.


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on March 24, 2008, 09:41:38 PM
He buys silver & gold, huh? Anyone else think "Dan" might be an alias for... YUKON CORNELIUS?! Infamous claim jumper and wanted for the mutilation and unlawful capture of an endangered species!  :buggedout:


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: sideorderofninjas on March 24, 2008, 10:23:31 PM
At least, it's not near the "Ho-Made Fudge" sign...


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: Mr. DS on March 25, 2008, 05:06:28 PM

([url]http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/19Mar08OnlyinArkansas2.jpg[/url])


No Credit?  Bad Credit?  Haven't got a job?  You best be gettin' da f*ck outta here...

OR

No Shoes, No Shirt, Well Come On In!


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: flackbait on March 25, 2008, 11:56:39 PM
Also featuring:
 Bill Zeke's Barbershop and Mullet Stylist
or:
Will except moonshine or whiskey as payment!
 


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: Sister Grace on March 26, 2008, 05:38:22 AM
We also have a large stock of aluminum foil, lithium batteries, sudafed, and all your other recreational needs...


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: Terf on March 27, 2008, 12:51:15 PM
You want what?! Tofu?...Hmmm - will chopped groundhog doo?


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on March 27, 2008, 12:59:23 PM
I'm trying to figure out how you'd go about buying Wal-Mart.


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: JJ80 on March 27, 2008, 01:21:31 PM
"Please Do Not Ask for Credit As A Blast From A Shotgun May Offend"


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: soylentgreen on April 11, 2008, 11:34:01 PM
Be sure to ask about the two-headed snake in the tank.  It's over by the jackalope skull collection.

(http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/2280/crazyralph1ri6.jpg)
Dan, proprietor of Dan's Cash n Pawn...A Zagats "Must-See" 2 years in a row.


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: AndyC on April 14, 2008, 07:36:10 PM
Be sure to ask about the two-headed snake in the tank.  It's over by the jackalope skull collection.

([url]http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/2280/crazyralph1ri6.jpg[/url])
Dan, proprietor of Dan's Cash n Pawn...A Zagats "Must-See" 2 years in a row.


"Stay away from the refillable lighters. They've got a death curse."

Karma for that picture. Bet I know who he sharpens the chainsaws, knives, lawnmowers and scissors for.


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: Mr. DS on April 16, 2008, 08:38:04 PM
([url]http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/19Mar08OnlyinArkansas2.jpg[/url])


Now Under New Management!

or

Spend $50.00 And Get A Free Pistol!




Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: CheezeFlixz on April 22, 2008, 12:16:04 AM

(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/19Mar08OnlyinArkansas2.jpg)
Three letters come to mind ... PWT
So if they but gold teeth, do they take them out too, could explain a lot.


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: badmovielovers on May 12, 2008, 12:03:49 PM
"I buy wallmart?????????"


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: The Burgomaster on May 13, 2008, 05:59:16 AM
"Ebay . . . the early years . . ."


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: asimpson2006 on May 13, 2008, 06:24:34 AM
No cash, no credit, no problem.  We accept teeth, car parts, and your first daughter as a payment.

Buy 1 lb of Gold, get a pound of free. 

Half price ammo on Wednesdays.
 
Got a deer, raccoon, rat, or some other non domestic animal?  Get it butchered here for free.



Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: jdlarch on May 22, 2008, 10:36:35 PM
And they sell everything in bulk...because everyone that shows up is driving a pickup!

or

Isn't it interesting how he conserves his letters in "Bldg 4 rent" but spells out a big ol' word like counterfeit?! And I wonder how many times a day he has to tell his patrons, "It means fake."


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: clockworkcanary on May 28, 2008, 06:45:26 AM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/19Mar08OnlyinArkansas2.jpg)
Ron Paul's Campaign Headquarters


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: asimpson2006 on May 28, 2008, 06:59:47 AM
([url]http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/19Mar08OnlyinArkansas2.jpg[/url])
Ron Paul's Campaign Headquarters


LMAO Karma.


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: Mr. DS on January 07, 2010, 12:21:02 PM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/19Mar08OnlyinArkansas2.jpg)
Come on down for Terrific Tuesdays where its always buy one body bag, get a shovel free!



*side note, I had thought of this picture today for some reasons and wanted to bring it back  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: Nukie 2 on January 07, 2010, 01:55:43 PM
"Extremely yellowed teeth don't count, you crazy Hillbillies!"

"We accept human organs as collateral!"

"Stolen credit cards for sale!"

"NEW suitcase sized portable meth-labs!"


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: Nukie 2 on January 07, 2010, 02:02:14 PM
"We engrave metal plates in skulls!"


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: AndyC on January 07, 2010, 02:27:23 PM
Dog tags + refillable lighters + personalized licence plates = IBRNDOG


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: El Misfit on January 07, 2010, 02:32:13 PM
([url]http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/19Mar08OnlyinArkansas2.jpg[/url])
The DarkSider's HQ


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: retrorussell on January 07, 2010, 03:50:52 PM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/19Mar08OnlyinArkansas2.jpg)

Gangsta rappers in Arkansas have stumbled onto a veritable gold mine!


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: Mr. DS on January 07, 2010, 07:28:41 PM
Quote
The DarkSider's HQ
:thumbup: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: paula on January 08, 2010, 12:26:38 AM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/19Mar08OnlyinArkansas2.jpg)

Guys, he RENTS blogs.....you can rent a blog?

AND he buys walmart...like...the whole store!  or buys AT walmart?


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: SPazzo on January 08, 2010, 06:36:53 PM
This seems to be the type of store you can buy  :drink: and  (http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/smoke/snort.gif)   at.


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: paula on January 08, 2010, 11:54:53 PM
This seems to be the type of store you can buy  :drink: and  ([url]http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/smoke/snort.gif[/url])   at.


(http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/smoke/snort.gif)  wow


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: El Misfit on February 20, 2010, 12:03:10 PM
this is where the terrorists plan, though it was blown up shortly after.


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: AndyC on February 20, 2010, 09:02:14 PM
this is where the terrorists plan, though it was blown up shortly after.

Looks like it was blown up shortly before.


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: indianasmith on February 20, 2010, 11:59:07 PM
I'm glad to see that old photo of mine is still getting some mileage!!!


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: El Misfit on February 20, 2010, 11:59:42 PM
this is where the terrorists plan, though it was blown up shortly after.

Looks like it was blown up shortly before.

it was from a fart bomb.


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: El Misfit on April 16, 2010, 07:35:41 AM
Will this guy accept grilles?! :buggedout: :buggedout:


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: The Gravekeeper on April 29, 2010, 12:30:18 AM
Sweet! I've been looking for a place where I can get some cash for this ratty old Wal-Mart that my grandma gave me for Christmas.


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: El Misfit on April 29, 2010, 07:30:45 AM
He'll buy gold and silver, not bronze. got bronze, TOUGH LUCK BASTARDS! HAHAHAHAHA!


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: indianasmith on April 29, 2010, 06:42:09 PM
hee hee hee . . . . I took this picture on Spring Break two years ago and posted it when I got home, and it's STILL drawing responses!!!!


(Sadly, I went back to Mena, AR, this December, and the pawn shop had closed.  I guess they bought some teeth that were fool's gold!)


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: El Misfit on May 04, 2010, 07:35:04 AM
([url]http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/19Mar08OnlyinArkansas2.jpg[/url])

We Don't want any!


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: AndyC on May 04, 2010, 08:08:35 AM
(Sadly, I went back to Mena, AR, this December, and the pawn shop had closed.  I guess they bought some teeth that were fool's gold!)

Gee, and after all the publicity we gave them. Maybe Mary and Bobby brought a libel suit against the owner.


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: Oscar on May 15, 2010, 08:50:00 PM
The Clintons At Home.


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: El Misfit on May 16, 2010, 04:57:53 PM
Come join the dark side, we have gold teeth.


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: Oscar on May 23, 2010, 02:00:24 PM
On the subject of teeth, how do we know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?

A: If it had been invented anywhere else, it would be called the teethbrush.


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: El Misfit on May 23, 2010, 02:29:43 PM
Wal-mart's HQ


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: El Misfit on September 14, 2010, 07:33:54 AM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/19Mar08OnlyinArkansas2.jpg)
WARNING: if you go inside, you'll be ambushed by dancing duck ninjas.


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: Mr. DS on September 16, 2010, 07:16:13 AM
"We's good people"


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: indianasmith on September 16, 2010, 07:48:51 PM
If we don't have it, it's in good taste!


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: El Misfit on June 08, 2013, 10:58:47 AM
You paid $1,000 for this book? Best I can do is $4.75.


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: indianasmith on June 08, 2013, 11:29:32 PM
June 7, 2013:  RETURN OF THE LIVING THREAD!!!!


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: sprite75 on June 09, 2013, 11:30:09 AM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/19Mar08OnlyinArkansas2.jpg)

Yes, but do they carry cheap plastic cell phone accessories?


Title: Re: ARKANSAS PAWNSHOP
Post by: Pacman000 on June 22, 2013, 04:20:02 PM
hee hee hee . . . . I took this picture on Spring Break two years ago and posted it when I got home, and it's STILL drawing responses!!!!


(Sadly, I went back to Mena, AR, this December, and the pawn shop had closed.  I guess they bought some teeth that were fool's gold!)
You can buy anything, even the store!