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Title: Laserblast Aliens Post by: Mr. DS on March 23, 2008, 07:22:13 PM From my review of Laserblast...
(http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/laserblast2.jpg) "Since its impossible for us physically to do the Vulcan hand thing, we shall use this as our official greeting and LIKE IT..." Title: Re: Laserblast Aliens Post by: TheDope on March 23, 2008, 07:46:35 PM (http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/laserblast2.jpg) The expected sequel to Flesh Gordon was, unfortunately, a good deal more disturbing than erotic.... Title: Re: Laserblast Aliens Post by: AnubisVonMojo on March 23, 2008, 07:54:36 PM Shortly after they started dabbling in LSD, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles started a nudist cult. Raphael declared himself Lord of the group, donning a medallion that he claimed gave him magical powers, as well as a steel prosthetic hand which he replaced his left hand with, claiming that said hand "conspired against him". Along with Donatello and Michelangelo, the three killed and ate both Leonardo and Master Splinter before taking this photo and moving to the surface to spread their cult to the world. They were soon gunned down by the NYPD and dumped back into the sewers, where they were eaten by C.H.U.D.s and albino alligators.
Title: Re: Laserblast Aliens Post by: Inferno on March 24, 2008, 07:22:31 PM HEIL LIZARD HITLER!
or THEEEEEEEEE SPACE POPE! Title: Re: Laserblast Aliens Post by: AndyC on March 24, 2008, 09:32:05 PM Here we see dinosaurs of the Plasticine era.
Title: Re: Laserblast Aliens Post by: Flangepart on March 25, 2008, 04:49:48 PM From my review of Laserblast... that short!([url]http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/laserblast2.jpg[/url]) Waaa? Ah, go on, no planet can have people with necks Title: Re: Laserblast Aliens Post by: Terf on March 26, 2008, 01:38:08 AM Once E.T. joined the "Universal Gate" cult, he was forced to cover his "telepathic hand" with a metal glove to keep from influencing the group's more overly-susceptible, gullible members.
OR All alligators look like this before they apply Jergen's lotion. OR Swearing revenge after getting fired from "Dr. Who". Title: Re: Laserblast Aliens Post by: SynapticBoomstick on March 26, 2008, 11:16:46 AM "All in favor of blasting the next person to make a phallic joke, say 'aye'."
Title: Re: Laserblast Aliens Post by: Ryantherebel on March 28, 2008, 06:14:26 PM Shortly after they started dabbling in LSD, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles started a nudist cult. Raphael declared himself Lord of the group, donning a medallion that he claimed gave him magical powers, as well as a steel prosthetic hand which he replaced his left hand with, claiming that said hand "conspired against him". Along with Donatello and Michelangelo, the three killed and ate both Leonardo and Master Splinter before taking this photo and moving to the surface to spread their cult to the world. They were soon gunned down by the NYPD and dumped back into the sewers, where they were eaten by C.H.U.D.s and albino alligators. Close the thread, he wins.Title: Re: Laserblast Aliens Post by: BlackAngel75 on April 04, 2008, 12:30:32 AM "You guys look like dicks"
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