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Title: Gabrielle and Xena
Post by: TheDope on March 28, 2008, 12:08:12 AM
And for all those Warrior Princess fans out there:

(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/gabrielle.jpg)
XENA - "Okay, is this the watusi?...no, wait; it's the frug.  Damn...."


Title: Re: Gabrielle and Xena
Post by: movieguy67 on March 28, 2008, 02:52:42 AM
"Walk Like an Eygptian..."


Title: Re: Gabrielle and Xena
Post by: AndyC on March 28, 2008, 09:07:57 AM
OK, the picture's clear. No, now it's snowy again. Move your arm a little.


Title: Re: Gabrielle and Xena
Post by: Inferno on March 28, 2008, 07:35:17 PM
Xena and Gabby try to sneak onto the remake of Michael Jackson's Thriller.


Title: Re: Gabrielle and Xena
Post by: sideorderofninjas on March 28, 2008, 10:34:24 PM
I shall defeat you with the deadliest of all martial arts: MONKEY STYLE!!!!!


Title: Re: Gabrielle and Xena
Post by: Mr. DS on March 29, 2008, 10:30:48 AM
Gabby came to the sad realization that Xena really had no clue how to attract men. 


Title: Re: Gabrielle and Xena
Post by: redsneaker on March 29, 2008, 11:23:06 AM
Y M C A


Title: Re: Gabrielle and Xena
Post by: AndyC on March 29, 2008, 06:41:05 PM
"OO EE, OO AH AH, TING TANG, WALLA WALLA BING BANG"


Title: Re: Gabrielle and Xena
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on March 30, 2008, 05:47:36 PM
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/gabrielle.jpg)
90% of the time, Xena and Gabrielle lost love interests to destiny or an untimely demise, usually at the hands of Callisto or Ares. The other 10% of the time they did stuff like this.


Title: Re: Gabrielle and Xena
Post by: AndyC on March 31, 2008, 07:20:17 AM
Sweet fancy Moses!


Title: Re: Gabrielle and Xena
Post by: trekgeezer on March 31, 2008, 12:40:28 PM

(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/gabrielle.jpg)
"Boom Shockalocka! Boom Shockalocka! Boom Shockalocka! Boom! Boom!"



Title: Re: Gabrielle and Xena
Post by: Terf on April 01, 2008, 10:08:18 PM
Dave and John were about to make the unfortunate realization that they had never seen pictures of their Internet dates from the neck down, and that they were actually severely disabled twins conjoined at the ankle.


Title: Re: Gabrielle and Xena
Post by: Terf on April 01, 2008, 11:37:59 PM
Lesbian LARPers!  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Gabrielle and Xena
Post by: Yaddo 42 on April 01, 2008, 11:41:04 PM
Gabrielle and Xena's version of foreplay. Kinda sad really.


Title: Re: Gabrielle and Xena
Post by: sprite75 on July 18, 2010, 11:37:45 PM
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/gabrielle.jpg)

Xena: Hey, knock that off or I'll stick this sword where the sun don't shine!
Gabrielle: And where might that be?


Title: Re: Gabrielle and Xena
Post by: Dr. Whom on July 19, 2010, 02:19:24 AM
A rare performance of the Amazon version of the haka


Title: Re: Gabrielle and Xena
Post by: Chainsawmidget on July 19, 2010, 09:47:26 AM

([url]http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/gabrielle.jpg[/url])


The new fight choreographer for the show was pretty horrible.


Title: Re: Gabrielle and Xena
Post by: Hammock Rider on October 20, 2010, 08:30:33 AM
IMG]http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/gabrielle.jpg[/img]

Neither Xena nor Gabrielle truly embraced Wicca, they just attended the ceremonies to meet chicks.


Title: Re: Gabrielle and Xena
Post by: Doctor X. on October 20, 2010, 10:53:07 PM
After hearing that Steven Spielberg was looking for a female lead in a new movie, all self respecting actresses did everything they could to get him to not consider them, as no self respecting actress would work with Spielberg after "Indiana Jones and the temple of deem."


Title: Re: Gabrielle and Xena
Post by: El Misfit on October 21, 2010, 07:37:10 AM
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/gabrielle.jpg)
okay, so you distract the ladies with your kung fu and I will knock em down with this plastic stick!