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Title: Ronald McDonald Post by: Ash on March 29, 2008, 06:00:54 AM Seems like ol' Ronald has fallen on hard times. Create a funny caption for this picture (http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4989/weirdronaldyv3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us) Title: Re: Ronald McDonald Post by: AnubisVonMojo on March 29, 2008, 08:00:22 AM It was at that moment when Sally and her sons knew it: we really ARE in a recession! Poor Ronald discovered those golden arches weren't actually made of gold. Never base your retirement plan around your company's nickname...
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald Post by: Mr. DS on March 29, 2008, 10:28:49 AM The Burger King finally succeeds in banishing his court jester.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald Post by: redsneaker on March 29, 2008, 11:27:30 AM Ronald caught on tape gathering the "secret" ingredients for his "special sauce".
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald Post by: TheDope on March 29, 2008, 03:34:50 PM (http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4989/weirdronaldyv3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us) It was soon after this picture was made public that Ronald McDonald admitted himself into rehab for freebasing the special sauce. Title: Re: Ronald McDonald Post by: AndyC on March 29, 2008, 06:46:54 PM The environmentalists and the health food people actually convinced kids to eat fresh local food. Nobody saw that coming, least of all Ronald.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald Post by: Justy on March 29, 2008, 09:37:15 PM (http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4989/weirdronaldyv3.jpg) Willard Scott... The Hobo Years Title: Re: Ronald McDonald Post by: AndyC on March 29, 2008, 09:47:26 PM "Yeah, yeah, take a good look. Ungrateful bastards. I'll make you all pay."
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald Post by: Patient7 on March 29, 2008, 11:26:17 PM This is what will happen now that Happy meals have milk and apples in them.
That free toy just aint enough anymore. Title: Re: Ronald McDonald Post by: Texdar on March 30, 2008, 04:40:46 AM Ronald McDonald the McBum.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald Post by: Yaddo 42 on April 02, 2008, 12:18:52 AM A career downturn finally caught up with Carrot Top.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald Post by: KO Rob on April 02, 2008, 10:54:07 AM Herb, the friendly neighborhood panhandler, seemed unconcerned about the effects of the Were-BigMac bite he got the night before.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald Post by: asimpson2006 on April 02, 2008, 01:06:13 PM Ronald McDonald at this point in his life, decided he didn't care anymore and if was female would have become a bag woman.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald Post by: Flangepart on April 02, 2008, 05:52:07 PM ([url]http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4989/weirdronaldyv3.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://imageshack.us[/url]) Ronald became bitter about the corperate buyout, and spent his last years in a drunken haze. Title: Re: Ronald McDonald Post by: Terf on April 02, 2008, 06:52:45 PM "Hey kids...yea, you guys! I don't have candy, but I have a variety of stolen department store items! And there's plenty more in that unmarked van over there."
or Ron was never the same after the death of The Grimace via heart attack. Title: Re: Ronald McDonald Post by: BlackAngel75 on April 03, 2008, 11:57:42 PM As a dejected Ronald was walking down the the street, he was heard mummbling this line: "One of these days, Jared. One of these days, Jared. When I find you, I'll stuff a sack of 10 down your stinkin' throat!"
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald Post by: fremontflyer on April 04, 2008, 12:42:17 AM "<mumble><mumble> stupid Supersize Me documentary <mumble><mumble>...."
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald Post by: Justy on April 04, 2008, 08:30:12 PM (http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4989/weirdronaldyv3.jpg) Yeah that's right the McDLT was my idea! Mine dammit... too good for you lousy bastards. Title: Re: Ronald McDonald Post by: nada on April 04, 2008, 08:37:11 PM "So what ever happened to CarrotTop?"
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald Post by: HarlotBug3 on April 15, 2008, 03:33:30 PM (http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4989/weirdronaldyv3.jpg) Jack balls? I got yer Jack balls right here kids... Title: Re: Ronald McDonald Post by: CheezeFlixz on April 22, 2008, 12:24:04 AM (http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4989/weirdronaldyv3.jpg) Sadly the American icon Ronald McDonald job was finally outsourced to China. In this recent file photo, Mr. McDonald was heard mumbling McFired Rice my ass. Title: Re: Ronald McDonald Post by: sprite75 on June 20, 2008, 04:52:50 PM (http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4989/weirdronaldyv3.jpg) Hey you kids! Why the hell don't you take a picture, it'll last longer! Title: Re: Ronald McDonald Post by: jdlarch on June 22, 2008, 02:31:57 PM One taste of his new McCrack sandwich and Ronald was headed down the wrong path. Since he lost his job he has to pay for his next fix somehow...that's why his revised count of "753 Served" doesn't mean hamburgers. He only hopes the cigarettes will take some of the taste out of his mouth.
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald Post by: ghouck on June 22, 2008, 06:12:28 PM Duuuuh, , , We call crappy jobs "McJobs" for a REASON, , Did he really think he was going to be able to make an honest living and a secure future?
Title: Re: Ronald McDonald Post by: HarlotBug3 on June 25, 2008, 01:45:30 PM One taste of his new McCrack sandwich and Ronald was headed down the wrong path. Since he lost his job he has to pay for his next fix somehow...that's why his revised count of "753 Served" doesn't mean hamburgers. He only hopes the cigarettes will take some of the taste out of his mouth. :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: karma |