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Title: Arnold shows off...
Post by: TheDope on April 06, 2008, 05:21:52 PM
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/Arnold1.jpg)
Hel-loooo ladies!


Title: Re: Arnold shows off...
Post by: Inferno on April 07, 2008, 06:39:50 AM
"You see that? I can make orange juice on that thing!"


Title: Re: Arnold shows off...
Post by: Mr. DS on April 07, 2008, 11:47:12 AM
Old lady to the other:  "Ok already, I'm impressed with your new boyfriend but I still think he's after your purse."


Title: Re: Arnold shows off...
Post by: AndyC on April 07, 2008, 04:03:29 PM
"I'd say he'll take about five hours at 350. What do you think, Hester?"
"I agree Mabel. Knock him out."


Title: Re: Arnold shows off...
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on April 11, 2008, 12:15:58 PM
Arnold Schwarzenegger is The South Hill Rapist.


Title: Re: Arnold shows off...
Post by: Torgo on April 11, 2008, 10:22:38 PM
When I clicked  on this thread, I thought that it might be this pic that was being used from Hercules in New York:

(http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/65/12/61/18830868.jpg)


Title: Re: Arnold shows off...
Post by: sideorderofninjas on April 11, 2008, 10:26:03 PM
Irma, he's no Steve Reeves...


Title: Re: Arnold shows off...
Post by: trekgeezer on April 12, 2008, 06:56:34 PM

(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/Arnold1.jpg)
Irma, "My son Abner had a tumor like that on his arm, dang near killed him."
Arnold, "It's not a toomah!!!"


Title: Re: Arnold shows off...
Post by: The Burgomaster on July 21, 2009, 04:09:12 PM
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/Arnold1.jpg)

"This line indicates you will live a long, happy life.  This line indicates you will have three children . . ."




Title: Re: Arnold shows off...
Post by: hellbilly on July 21, 2009, 05:36:06 PM
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/Arnold1.jpg)

"What happens again if I pull open the pressure relief valve?"


Title: Re: Arnold shows off...
Post by: sprite75 on July 22, 2009, 01:06:26 AM
Ok, Agnes.  You hit him over the head with the purse.  Then we'll take him back to your place.  I trust this time you remembered to get some condoms?


Title: Re: Arnold shows off...
Post by: Nukie 2 on July 24, 2009, 12:02:41 AM
"I say your veins look awfully big there sonny, so take some aspirin every morning to reduce your blood pressure!"


Title: Re: Arnold shows off...
Post by: p1zl3 on July 24, 2009, 06:53:11 PM
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/Arnold1.jpg)

"Oh yeah, my husband Marty's knee swells up like that too when there's a storm on the horizon."


Title: Re: Arnold shows off...
Post by: billy on August 01, 2009, 10:18:18 AM
und ladeez, thees eez how i will sqveeze undt pump zee economy into submission as your guvahnator

mit a little flexing, Kah Lee Fuh Nya vill right itself !