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Title: In honour of Steven Seagall's birthday
Post by: Trevor on April 10, 2008, 09:09:46 AM
Made so-so DVD film in South Africa
Damaged several Cape Town build-
-ings with his big bum.

 :buggedout:


Title: Re: In honour of Steven Seagall's birthday
Post by: Mr. DS on April 11, 2008, 12:12:42 PM
Steven how do we
Tell how you're feeling through one
Facial expression


Title: Re: In honour of Steven Seagall's birthday
Post by: Derf on April 11, 2008, 09:33:09 PM
Steven Seagal is
On Deadly Ground and Marked for Death
But he's Hard to Kill.

Steven Seagal is
Out for a Kill, Out of Reach,
And Out for Justice.

Steven Seagal is
Under Siege, Above the Law
And Pretty in Pink. 

 :twirl:


Title: Re: In honour of Steven Seagall's birthday
Post by: Caronte on April 20, 2008, 12:15:07 PM
Neither Jean-Claude
nor Charles Bronson, Steven
kill all the bad guys


Title: Re: In honour of Steven Seagall's birthday
Post by: Psycho Circus on August 24, 2008, 12:32:30 PM
When I am Steven Seagal,
I will break your neck
When I am Steven Seagull,
I will peck you to death
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