Title: Nazi Secret Weapon. Post by: Neville on April 15, 2008, 08:09:41 AM Today's caption is of unknown origin, presumably being taken from a WWII documentary.
(http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7517/maquinamatartx9.jpg) 3, 2, 1, go! Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon. Post by: AnubisVonMojo on April 15, 2008, 08:42:43 AM "Operation: Ass-Blaster" was a complete failure and all evidence of it's existence was destroyed... except for this single photograph, the film for which was smuggled out in a soldier's very uncomfortable place... like the back of a Volkswagen.
Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon. Post by: asimpson2006 on April 15, 2008, 09:07:09 AM Never underestimate the power of the "Rocket Ass".
Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon. Post by: Mr. DS on April 15, 2008, 11:27:54 AM Shrek 4, Donkey's Revenge
Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon. Post by: Neville on April 15, 2008, 11:54:21 AM "But now, with the addition of a panzerfaust, our mules will be able to attack enemy, even armored, mules from a distance."
Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon. Post by: TheDope on April 15, 2008, 03:56:19 PM (http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7517/maquinamatartx9.jpg) Actually, Franz didn't make a new Nazi donkey weapon; he was just trying to draw attention away from his lederhosen. Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon. Post by: Flangepart on April 15, 2008, 05:38:24 PM What inspired Burt Gummer to build his own personal Panzer division.
Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon. Post by: sideorderofninjas on April 15, 2008, 10:13:23 PM The true origin of "Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud."
Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon. Post by: Inferno on April 15, 2008, 10:27:47 PM The only thing Germany needed was midget donkey jockeys and they could have ruled the world.
Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon. Post by: AndyC on April 15, 2008, 11:39:29 PM "OK, Dr. Von Braun. He's pointed at London and ready for launch."
Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon. Post by: Jack on April 16, 2008, 07:29:48 AM While the elite SS Panzer units got Tigers and Panthers, the regular German army got...something less.
Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon. Post by: frank on April 16, 2008, 12:09:17 PM When Hitler outsourced his weapon developing department to non-German countries, everything went down the drain when the new assigned scientists took his request for a "real bad-ass weapon" all too literally.... Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon. Post by: AndyC on April 16, 2008, 03:03:10 PM When Hitler outsourced his weapon developing department to non-German countries, everything went down the drain when the new assigned scientists took his request for a "real bad-ass weapon" all too literally.... The fuhrer's secretary typed a comma in place of the hyphen. Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon. Post by: AndyC on April 16, 2008, 10:41:35 PM (http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7517/maquinamatartx9.jpg)
Working secretly in the mountains of South America, escaped Nazi scientists turn Juan Valdez into the first of an army of super soldiers. Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon. Post by: flackbait on April 18, 2008, 12:51:45 AM OKaaay, its got better mobility than a tank and it doesn't need gasoline, but it keeps kicking my ass!
Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon. Post by: trekgeezer on April 18, 2008, 10:24:47 AM (http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7517/maquinamatartx9.jpg) "I knew were having problems getting petrol, but this is ridiculous!" Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon. Post by: SynapticBoomstick on April 18, 2008, 04:34:59 PM Mein Heehaw
Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon. Post by: Neville on April 27, 2008, 09:30:23 AM And now, double or nothing!
(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/9088/soldierskittenbb5.jpg) Watch it! He's pulling the pin! He's with the Resistance!!!!! Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon. Post by: CheezeFlixz on April 27, 2008, 03:29:21 PM (http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7517/maquinamatartx9.jpg) Efforts to revive the Third Reich were greatly hampered by the raising fuel prices. Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon. Post by: badmovielovers on May 11, 2008, 01:54:34 PM Muel: Hey buddy listen to this one it's a great just!
Soldier: "Ya?" Muel: Ok what does the Gay horse say during lunch? Soldier: Ve vas oud take sissy horse to camps, vut go on! Muel: hehehehe he says "heyyyyyyyyyyy" Soldier: I von't understand Muel: Ohhh forget it, no wonder America is beating you! Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon. Post by: jdlarch on May 22, 2008, 10:39:46 PM The true origin of "Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud." Nice one! Karma! |