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Title: Nazi Secret Weapon.
Post by: Neville on April 15, 2008, 08:09:41 AM
Today's caption is of unknown origin, presumably being taken from a WWII documentary.

(http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7517/maquinamatartx9.jpg)

3, 2, 1, go!


Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon.
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on April 15, 2008, 08:42:43 AM
"Operation: Ass-Blaster" was a complete failure and all evidence of it's existence was destroyed... except for this single photograph, the film for which was smuggled out in a soldier's very uncomfortable place... like the back of a Volkswagen.


Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon.
Post by: asimpson2006 on April 15, 2008, 09:07:09 AM
Never underestimate the power of the "Rocket Ass".


Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon.
Post by: Mr. DS on April 15, 2008, 11:27:54 AM
Shrek 4, Donkey's Revenge


Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon.
Post by: Neville on April 15, 2008, 11:54:21 AM
"But now, with the addition of a panzerfaust, our mules will be able to attack enemy, even armored, mules from a distance."


Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon.
Post by: TheDope on April 15, 2008, 03:56:19 PM
(http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7517/maquinamatartx9.jpg)
Actually, Franz didn't make a new Nazi donkey weapon; he
was just trying to draw attention away from his lederhosen.


Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon.
Post by: Flangepart on April 15, 2008, 05:38:24 PM
What inspired Burt Gummer to build his own personal Panzer division.


Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon.
Post by: sideorderofninjas on April 15, 2008, 10:13:23 PM
The true origin of "Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud."


Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon.
Post by: Inferno on April 15, 2008, 10:27:47 PM
The only thing Germany needed was midget donkey jockeys and they could have ruled the world.


Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon.
Post by: AndyC on April 15, 2008, 11:39:29 PM
"OK, Dr. Von Braun. He's pointed at London and ready for launch."


Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon.
Post by: Jack on April 16, 2008, 07:29:48 AM
While the elite SS Panzer units got Tigers and Panthers, the regular German army got...something less.


Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon.
Post by: frank on April 16, 2008, 12:09:17 PM

When Hitler outsourced his weapon developing department to non-German countries, everything went down the drain when the new assigned scientists took his request for a "real bad-ass weapon" all too literally....


Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon.
Post by: AndyC on April 16, 2008, 03:03:10 PM
When Hitler outsourced his weapon developing department to non-German countries, everything went down the drain when the new assigned scientists took his request for a "real bad-ass weapon" all too literally....

The fuhrer's secretary typed a comma in place of the hyphen.


Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon.
Post by: AndyC on April 16, 2008, 10:41:35 PM
(http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7517/maquinamatartx9.jpg)

Working secretly in the mountains of South America, escaped Nazi scientists turn Juan Valdez into the first of an army of super soldiers.


Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon.
Post by: flackbait on April 18, 2008, 12:51:45 AM
OKaaay, its got better mobility than a tank and it doesn't need gasoline, but it keeps kicking my ass!


Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon.
Post by: trekgeezer on April 18, 2008, 10:24:47 AM
(http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7517/maquinamatartx9.jpg)

"I knew were having problems getting petrol, but this is ridiculous!"


Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon.
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on April 18, 2008, 04:34:59 PM
Mein Heehaw


Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon.
Post by: Neville on April 27, 2008, 09:30:23 AM
And now, double or nothing!

(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/9088/soldierskittenbb5.jpg)

Watch it! He's pulling the pin! He's with the Resistance!!!!!


Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon.
Post by: CheezeFlixz on April 27, 2008, 03:29:21 PM
(http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7517/maquinamatartx9.jpg)
Efforts to revive the Third Reich were greatly hampered by the raising fuel prices.


Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon.
Post by: badmovielovers on May 11, 2008, 01:54:34 PM
Muel: Hey buddy listen to this one it's a great just!
Soldier: "Ya?"
Muel: Ok what does the Gay horse say during lunch?
Soldier: Ve vas oud take sissy horse to camps, vut go on!
Muel: hehehehe he says "heyyyyyyyyyyy"
Soldier: I von't understand
Muel: Ohhh forget it, no wonder America is beating you!


Title: Re: Nazi Secret Weapon.
Post by: jdlarch on May 22, 2008, 10:39:46 PM
The true origin of "Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud."


Nice one! Karma!