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Goodfellas and Pulp fiction spring to mind, but for me there is one that sticks out, and possibly not an obvious one, but you'll know it...

"I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet...but your kids'll love it"

"Marty...that was very interesting music..."

"Let's see if you bastards can do 90. "

"don't be silly...no one has TWO TV's..."

"There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? "

"why don't you make like a tree and get outta here? "

"I'm George, George McFly. I'm your density..."

"Chuck. Chuck. It's Marvin - your cousin, Marvin BERRY."

etc, etc...


any more "quotable movies" (this topic is really cliche'd, Im sorry)

That's obviously BACK TO THE FUTURE.

I think some other very quotable movies are:

* THE GODFATHER

* ANIMAL HOUSE

* THE WIZARD OF OZ

* CADDYSHACK

Off the top of my head, I'd have to say O Brother, Where Art Thou? is the single most quotable movie I know. Tons of funny lines there.

They Live would be my runner up. Smokey and the Bandit (the original) would be high on my list as well.

is that the one that has "I think I need a new pair of pants!", or was that the sequel? cant remember

@burgomaster, your skills of detection are immense :bouncegiggle:- -didnt even need to say really...

For me, personally,:
40 Year Old Virgin
Anchorman
Clerks
Pulp Fiction
Cannibal! The Musical

Monty Python and the Holy Grail is the most quotable movie of all time!

"She's a witch!  She turned me into a newt!"
"A newt??"
"I got better!"

"She's got HUGE   . . . .  tracts of land!"

"We are the knights who say 'Ni!!!'"

"RUN AWAY!!"

"Then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade at Mine enemies, who, having been deemed naughty in my sight, shall snuff it!"

"Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!"

holy grail, good call..

I really like Clerks but for some reason I dont remember many actual "quotes" from it ,much

Perhaps no one mentioned it yet because it's not politically correct, but what about Blazing Saddles (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071230/)?  My friend Mike and I can practically quote the entire movie from memory (at least the joke lines).

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"   ---Just about the only family-friendly joke in the movie, which is unfortunate because unless you get the reference (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0040897/) it's a pretty lame one

"Why do you keep using that word? I do not think it means what you think it does."

"Anybody want a peanut?"

"The king's stinking son fired me and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful memory. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it."

"Mawwiage."

"Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist-BONK"

"I am the Dwead Piwate Woberts"

"Jesus, Grandpa, why'd you read me this thing!?"

*sniff*"Iocane, I'd bet my life on it."

"I'm on the brute squad." "You are the brute squad."

"Booooo, booooo, booooo!"

"And don't forget this, NEVER FORGET THIS! When I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy brandy! And you. Brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed, in Greenland?"

and of course:
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

The Princess Bride. Very good movie.  :cheers:

For me, the two most quotable movies are Monty Python and the Holy Grail, as has been mentioned, and Strange Brew. In college, some guys were watching SB, and they kicked me out because I was reciting the dialogue along with the movie. I just couldn't help myself. Star Wars would be another; Ep. IV would be my first choice, but Empire & Jedi each have some quotable moments. To this day, whenever I am driving through an area with road construction (where the concrete barriers are up on either side of a one-lane passage), I can't help but annoy my wife with "Use the force, Luke" or some other Death Star quote.

Monty Python is high up on my list, and probably the film that I quote the most.  I also echo everyone's choices but I must add:

The Big Lebowski.

I can quote that film endlessly.  There is not a time in my house that the phone rings that I don't say "Phone's ringing dude..."

You got that right!

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able.

We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. /

We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. /

 In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable /
 It's a busy life in Camelot

 I have to push the pram a lot.

Knnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnigits!

Karma to Trekgeezer for the Camelot song. If it isn't my favourite part of that movie, it's certainly a close contender.  :bouncegiggle:

You are correct sir, I read the title of the thread and said ... "A duh the HOLY GRAIL"

It is one of the few movies you can quote that MOST people will know the quote right off.

"Tis but a flesh wound"

"Brave, brave Sir Robin ... Sir Robin ran away."

"Bring me a shrubbery."

"Answer me these questions three ..."

"I fart in your general direction."

"Help, help I'm being oppressed."

The Last Boy Scout is up there for me.

Joe Hallenbeck: Leather pants.
Jimmy Dix: Yeah.
Joe Hallenbeck: What's something like that run?
Jimmy Dix: Six-fifty.
Joe Hallenbeck: Six hundred and fifty dollars?
Jimmy Dix: Yeah.
Joe Hallenbeck: They're pants.
Jimmy Dix: Yeah.
Joe Hallenbeck: You wear them?
Jimmy Dix: YES.
Joe Hallenbeck: They don't, like, have a TV in them or something?
Jimmy Dix: Nope.
Joe Hallenbeck: I am very old.



Jimmy Dix: Hi, you're nobody.
Joe Hallenbeck: Shhh, don't tell anyone.


McCoskey: Good morning, gentlemen. Is there a problem?
Milo: Yes, officer. As a matter of fact there is a problem. Apparently there are too many bullets in this gun.
[uses the gun to kill the officer]

And to continue with Holy Grail:

"One day lad, all this will be yours!"
"What, the curtains?"

"Other kings said I was daft to build a castle in the swamp, so I did it anyway, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second castle. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third castle. That one burned down, fell over and then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one stayed up!"

Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!


We are now the Knights who say...”Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Znourwringmmmm.

"Who's that then?"
"I dunno, must be a king"
"Why's that?"
"Hasn't got sh!t all over him"

Karma to you for even knowing how to spell that :bouncegiggle:

Does your answering machine say "The Dude is not in, leave me a message..."?   :bouncegiggle:  Good call on that film, I could quote it all day too. "Shut the f*ck up Donnie!!!"

Others for me that come to mind;
A Christmas Story
Cadyshack
Monty Python And The Holy Grail
Robocop (I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR)
Just about any A-nold film

This movie has some great quotes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b36vfsj30X4


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NscfXLUygi4


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PuQZqLm1mM

Not a quote, but with all the Holy Grail referencing going on in this thread, I simply had to note that the wife and I made a pilgrimage to Castle Doune in '05 -- The film site of a good 80% of the Holy Grail.
It did triple duty as Castle Anthrax, the castle of Louie LaWunder, and the castle where the wedding is taking place & John Cleese explores his idiom.
If you stand off to the left of the castle & sight along the wall, you can see the scene of the Trojan Rabbit spring to life in your mind's eye.
Plus they filmed the Knights of the Round Table dance number in its great hall.  Every turn you take inside Doune can make a scene appear.  It's magic!!
Castle Arrgh! is just up the road a piece, near Oban, but it's privately owned & you can't go inside or even sail out to the island it's on without permission.  Looks great, though . . .
peter trojan/denny rabbit

The Vidiot From UHF

"I don't know how many times I told those boys - never call chicks broads!"
RJ Fletcher

 :bouncegiggle:

The Big Lebowski and The Holy Grail bring many a quote to my head.  What about Army of Darkness?  There's a plethora of quotes there.  You peeps know the movie though.  Ghostbusters has always been quotable for me:

"Listen!  Do you smell that?"

"You're right, Ray.  No human would stack books like this."

"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"

Hey Hammock Rider, what movie is that??  I MUST see it now!!! :bouncegiggle:

That should be "The Vikings" from 1958.

Almost forgot Yellowbeard.

"If you don't tell me where it is, I'll nail your t!ts to the table."

"I may be blind, but I 'ave acute 'earing."
"We're not interested in your jewellery, cloth eyes."

"What happened here?"
"Plague."
"Plague?"
"All sudden like. Lucky I was out."
"That man has a sword through him."
"He fell on it."

"I'll kill anyone that gets in the way of me killin' anyone!"

"Ah, been out rapin' lad? Nice work."

"Lamborne! Stop that man p**sing on the hedge! It's imported!"

"Killin' plants!"

"I'm gonna make you eat both your own buttocks!"

"Us Yellowbeards are never more dangerous than when we're dead."

"He's gone to heaven."
"Oh, that's nice. He sent most of his friends there."

"Come on lad! There's pirating to be done!"

Now listen up you primitive screwheads!  This is my BOOMstick!!

Karma for you.  UHF is a favorite of mine.  In fact, there's a few other quotes I like from there:

"Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System?"
"Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking Badgers!"
"You get to drink from...the fire hose!"
"Stupid...you're so stupid"
"People like that should be put to sleep."

Great movie.

Those two quotes are my favorite quotes from the whole film, especially the first one.  That scene when that quote is used is my one of the funniest scenes in that whole film.

Hey Indiana,
 Andrew is right, that movie is a long time favorite..."The Vikings". I think you can get it on Amazon for about 10 bucks. It's a real Guy Feel Good Movie. One of my favorite lines is ..."Love and Hate are horns on the same goat." I won't say any more, you have to experienc it for yourself.

I love the whole "Conan the Librarian" sequence.  I'm quite fond of the "Ghandi 2" sequence when he starts acting like Shaft and he beats up some punks in the alley.  He's like, "Don't move, slimeball!"