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Title: 'Darth Vader' spared jail in Jedi church attacks Post by: AnubisVonMojo on May 17, 2008, 12:10:42 PM NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! :teddyr:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24604338/ (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24604338/) Title: Re: 'Darth Vader' spared jail in Jedi church attacks Post by: Ash on May 17, 2008, 10:12:12 PM Heh! Check out their website:
http://www.jedi-church.com/ Title: Re: 'Darth Vader' spared jail in Jedi church attacks Post by: Shadow on May 17, 2008, 10:15:11 PM It's obvious that guy has turned to the dark side: he was drunk on boxed wine. :teddyr:
Title: Re: 'Darth Vader' spared jail in Jedi church attacks Post by: AndyC on May 18, 2008, 05:21:17 AM At least he had the excuse of being drunk, unlike his victims.
Title: Re: 'Darth Vader' spared jail in Jedi church attacks Post by: AnubisVonMojo on May 18, 2008, 09:43:59 AM I couldn't count on one hand the number of times I got drunk on box wine, put on my Hefty brand cape, and went out looking to whoop on some Jedi. :drink:
Title: Re: 'Darth Vader' spared jail in Jedi church attacks Post by: Dennis on May 18, 2008, 10:23:05 AM I am both amused and appalled at the part of the article that says the 2001 United Kingdom census lists 0.7 % or about 390,000 people who claim this as their religious faith. On the other hand there might be a way to make money as a televangelist Jedi knight, probably need to relocate to England though.
Title: Re: 'Darth Vader' spared jail in Jedi church attacks Post by: AnubisVonMojo on May 18, 2008, 10:30:49 AM This of course begs the question: if the Jedi church and the Klingon church ever go to Holy War, who has the most fodder to die for their cause? :question:
Title: Re: 'Darth Vader' spared jail in Jedi church attacks Post by: Patient7 on May 18, 2008, 12:40:34 PM I figured this church would've died out in the first week of existence when people realized that you cannot move objects with your mind! Unless you're Slyar or Peter Petrelli.
Title: Re: 'Darth Vader' spared jail in Jedi church attacks Post by: Shadow on May 18, 2008, 01:00:24 PM If these guys are truly following the Jedi faith as closely as possible, does that mean they spend hours in meditation and study martial arts?
Title: Re: 'Darth Vader' spared jail in Jedi church attacks Post by: Patient7 on May 18, 2008, 06:41:54 PM If these guys are truly following the Jedi faith as closely as possible, does that mean they spend hours in meditation and study martial arts? Or stand on their head in a swamp moving rocks for hours on end in hopes to enter a meditative state. Title: Re: 'Darth Vader' spared jail in Jedi church attacks Post by: Ash on May 18, 2008, 07:09:10 PM This of course begs the question: if the Jedi church and the Klingon church ever go to Holy War, who has the most fodder to die for their cause? :question: The First Church of Shatnerology (http://www.shatnerology.com/index_org.html) members will join the fray and ally themselves with the Klingon church, annihilating the Jedi church once and for all! Title: Re: 'Darth Vader' spared jail in Jedi church attacks Post by: AndyC on May 18, 2008, 07:16:34 PM I don't know. Kirk never did warm up to the Klingons. Most likely, the followers of Shatner would threaten to blow both sides up, along with themselves, unless a peace could be reached. Then they'd seduce the women (assuming there are any), make a profound speech and head for the hills. :teddyr:
Title: Re: 'Darth Vader' spared jail in Jedi church attacks Post by: AnubisVonMojo on May 18, 2008, 07:38:22 PM I don't know Andy, cross-breeding between Star Trek geeks and Star Wars geeks? I think the cosmic balance would leap off of it's hinges and go careening into a black hole, causing all of reality to blink out of existence... :buggedout:
Title: Re: 'Darth Vader' spared jail in Jedi church attacks Post by: Trevor on June 04, 2008, 09:23:38 AM Quote I don't know Andy, cross-breeding between Star Trek geeks and Star Wars geeks? I think the cosmic balance would leap off of it's hinges and go careening into a black hole, causing all of reality to blink out of existence... :buggedout: Crossbreeding between Star Trek geeks and Star Wars geeks? :buggedout: I think this xbreeding happened to me as people think I'm crazy to be both a Star Trek and a Star Wars fan. :lookingup: Title: Re: 'Darth Vader' spared jail in Jedi church attacks Post by: Jack on June 04, 2008, 03:32:06 PM If these guys are truly following the Jedi faith as closely as possible, does that mean they spend hours in meditation and study martial arts? Sounds like they just whack each other with |