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Title: Jason Voorhees line-up?
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on May 21, 2008, 09:59:50 PM
(http://www.tombofanubis.com/screens/rsq/9.jpg)

A leaked pic from New Line Cinema's horror remake of "West Side Story". The Sharks will all dress like Freddy Krueger. :tongueout:


Title: Re: Jason Voorhees line-up?
Post by: TheDope on May 21, 2008, 10:16:46 PM

(http://www.tombofanubis.com/screens/rsq/9.jpg)

Today on "Maury", we'll find out by DNA tests which
of these men is actually Jason Voorhees' father.


Title: Re: Jason Voorhees line-up?
Post by: AndyC on May 21, 2008, 11:17:07 PM
Ooooo, American Slasher is down to the final four contestants.


Title: Re: Jason Voorhees line-up?
Post by: badmovielovers on May 23, 2008, 06:53:13 AM
Ok. But what is up with the egyption god in the front row?


Title: Re: Jason Voorhees line-up?
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on May 23, 2008, 10:55:16 AM
Ok. But what is up with the egyption god in the front row?

The pic is hotlinked from my website. Instead of popping a watermark on my screen caps, I do the MST3K thing and toss the silhouette on as both part of the joke and a security measure in case someone else tries to link.


Title: Re: Jason Voorhees line-up?
Post by: Patient7 on May 23, 2008, 11:16:06 AM
Ok. But what is up with the egyption god in the front row?

The pic is hotlinked from my website. Instead of popping a watermark on my screen caps, I do the MST3K thing and toss the silhouette on as both part of the joke and a security measure in case someone else tries to link.

Not a bad idea, but are you sure that Mystery Science Theater doesn't have that copyrighted?


Title: Re: Jason Voorhees line-up?
Post by: Flangepart on May 29, 2008, 11:30:58 AM
Even serial killers get busted sometimes. Thats why its important to have a good bail agent. So, why not call B El-ZIBUIB, BAILBONDS FOR THE DAMMED.


Title: Re: Jason Voorhees line-up?
Post by: asimpson2006 on May 29, 2008, 02:27:45 PM
The producers of To Tell the Truth decided to do a whole show to determine which one is the real Jason Voorhees as an attempt to revive the show.


Title: Re: Jason Voorhees line-up?
Post by: Castroph on June 08, 2008, 01:29:21 PM
Who's the real Casey Jones?


Title: Re: Jason Voorhees line-up?
Post by: IzzyDedjet on June 13, 2008, 11:51:20 AM
This is what happens to the likes of Terry Sawchuk, Patrick Roy and Dom Hasek when their goal tending records are broken.  The Goalie's walk of shame


Title: Re: Jason Voorhees line-up?
Post by: sideorderofninjas on June 13, 2008, 10:29:00 PM
Take your time, Mr Voorhees.  Can you identity who slandered your good name for Fraiday the 13th: the Final Chapter


Title: Re: Jason Voorhees line-up?
Post by: Doc Daneeka on June 17, 2008, 08:28:51 AM
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The third one! That's the one who keeps escaping death, Officer Anubis!


Title: Re: Jason Voorhees line-up?
Post by: Terf on June 25, 2008, 01:26:30 PM
"The New Kids on the Block" try to bring back their former fans using fear and intimidation, which includes bumping off Donnie Wahlberg.



Title: Re: Jason Voorhees line-up?
Post by: AndyC on June 25, 2008, 03:43:46 PM
The Crystal Lake Barbershop Singers!

"Bum bum bum, Goodbye you fornicating laydee....Farewell you horny boy....."


Title: Re: Jason Voorhees line-up?
Post by: sprite75 on July 01, 2008, 01:53:30 AM
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Mr. Worf, it's my considered opinion that no one will think we're from the planet Uranus with these masks on.


Title: Re: Jason Voorhees line-up?
Post by: jdlarch on July 01, 2008, 10:15:54 PM
The 12th Street hookers are surprised when their new themed approach to prostitution doesn't go over well. Whataya gonna do? Cocaine is a he11 of a drug!


Title: Re: Jason Voorhees line-up?
Post by: retrorussell on November 13, 2009, 06:44:30 AM
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Well, we finally made it to hockey practice.  Anybody got some spare pads and sticks?
Dog in stands: Check the locker room.


Title: Re: Jason Voorhees line-up?
Post by: D-Man on November 15, 2009, 12:11:08 AM
OK, THIS is why we should have talked about what we were wearing before the Halloween party!


Title: Re: Jason Voorhees line-up?
Post by: paula on November 27, 2009, 12:49:50 AM
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"Officer, I told you, the dude that stabbed my girlfriend had the hockey mask with the BLACKHAWKS logo on it...jeez!"