Title: Kirk and Rand Post by: trekgeezer on May 30, 2008, 12:29:32 PM (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/shatner.jpg) "I had no idea that my halitosis problem was that bad!" Title: Re: Kirk and Rand Post by: Mr. DS on May 30, 2008, 12:43:55 PM Kirk: "Sh*t, I was only supposed to use one roofie..."
Title: Re: Kirk and Rand Post by: asimpson2006 on May 30, 2008, 12:57:33 PM My staccato..style of talking...killed her...Dear god....
Title: Re: Kirk and Rand Post by: AndyC on May 30, 2008, 03:21:18 PM "She's out cold. Oh well, waste not want not."
Title: Re: Kirk and Rand Post by: Sister Grace on May 30, 2008, 03:50:15 PM Is it just me, or does she look like a transvestite?
Title: Re: Kirk and Rand Post by: Rev. Powell on May 30, 2008, 06:23:16 PM ([url]http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/shatner.jpg[/url]) "Bones! Come quick! Another one's toppled over from the weight of her beehive hairdo!" Title: Re: Kirk and Rand Post by: akiratubo on May 30, 2008, 06:30:34 PM (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/shatner.jpg) Oh, I'm sorry, Captain. Did you not realize I'm a dude? Title: Re: Kirk and Rand Post by: Sister Grace on May 30, 2008, 07:37:18 PM ([url]http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/shatner.jpg[/url]) "Bones! Come quick! Another one's toppled over from the weight of her beehive hairdo!" karma for that! hahah Title: Re: Kirk and Rand Post by: Inferno on May 30, 2008, 07:59:43 PM Damn, the vulcan nerve pinch really works.
Title: Re: Kirk and Rand Post by: sideorderofninjas on May 30, 2008, 10:12:54 PM I hope TJ Hooker doesn't catch me..
Title: Re: Kirk and Rand Post by: sprite75 on May 31, 2008, 06:43:17 AM (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/shatner.jpg) "It's a man, baby!" Title: Re: Kirk and Rand Post by: JJ80 on June 01, 2008, 08:02:37 AM Shortly after this Shatner stopped showing "Impulse" to his new dates.
Title: Re: Kirk and Rand Post by: ghouck on June 07, 2008, 09:19:59 PM Damn, the vulcan nerve pinch really works. Lol, that's great. . . Title: Re: Kirk and Rand Post by: Flangepart on June 09, 2008, 06:13:28 PM Every fanboys wet dream.
Title: Re: Kirk and Rand Post by: AndyC on June 09, 2008, 07:14:54 PM In his best Jack Benny voice: "Well!"
Title: Re: Kirk and Rand Post by: CheezeFlixz on June 09, 2008, 08:45:19 PM (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/shatner.jpg) See ... see what happens when you set phaser to vibrate? Told you. Title: Re: Kirk and Rand Post by: sprite75 on June 09, 2008, 08:56:45 PM Every fanboys wet dream. Thanks, pal. Now if you'll excuse me I'll be... (http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z259/47of74/2408835540025826825S600x600Q85.jpg) Title: Re: Kirk and Rand Post by: Brother Buzzard on June 12, 2008, 08:10:40 PM (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/shatner.jpg) Shudder! Shudder! Dude looks like a lady! Title: Re: Kirk and Rand Post by: IzzyDedjet on June 13, 2008, 11:45:57 AM insert tab A into slot B...blow up and VIOLA! your inflate-a-mate is ready to go
Title: Re: Kirk and Rand Post by: Hammock Rider on March 22, 2012, 11:41:15 AM Oh My God we wear the same brand of girdle!
Title: Re: Kirk and Rand Post by: tracy on March 22, 2012, 12:25:47 PM Damn.....I finally got her where I want her and I left the Viagra in my cabin!
Title: Re: Kirk and Rand Post by: AndyC on March 31, 2012, 10:14:36 AM (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/shatner.jpg)
"It's been so long since I've done it with a human female, I'm not sure what to do." Title: Re: Kirk and Rand Post by: retrorussell on April 06, 2012, 03:59:15 AM Woman on floor: Kirk.. take me!
Kirk: Oh, God no! You're not green, brown, alien or bearing tentacles! You're not my type! |