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How many people do you know of who have a set of claw foot tubs overlooking a cliff?

I've wondered that myself.  A hot tub out on a deck, maybe . . . .

All these years my wife and I have just been so............wrong. (sigh) Now I need to buy a pair of bath tubs.

Ok...another question came to mind when I saw another commercial for ED pills.  I find myself wondering if there was a couple where the guy had popped a Cialis and they were starting to go at it up on the local lover's lane when a cop interrupted the proceedings so they had to wait to get home (or to the nearest hotel)?  Couldn't you see that commercial?

Why every night I move our claw foot tubs, set them up, level them and haul water to fill them to a new location just to set and watch the sunset ... doesn't everybody?

After a good long soak in the claw foot tub I start a jam session with friends to bastardize Elvis songs and sing about Viagra, just like every one else.

Frankly I never knew (nor did I want to know) that so many man had limp willies ... but looking at the world today I really shouldn't be surprised.

Two more questions on this subject....

A.  Where would the husband and wife go to actually do their thing?  I don't think it'd be very comfortable for either if one climbed into the other's tub.

B.  When that one couple was surprised by their daughter, I find myself wondering if after she said, "Surprise, I'm home" the next words out of her mouth were, "God, you two!  Get a room already!?"

A: Anywhere ... when you get old you have mostly "hallway sex" that's where you pass each other in the hall and say "F*** You!"

B. Did they not have sex when the kid lived there? Why change now?

I'm twenty, so I think I can laugh about this until I become 70 and my dong finally falls off from all the, um, self-pleasuring. *Cough*  :wink:

 :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:

[Very loud, hollow thud: scream of agony from Trevor:  :buggedout: :buggedout: Guess what just happened? I thought I still had 30 years left!  :twirl:

You mean it fell off before you went blind?

Karma, sprite.   :wink: :bouncegiggle:

Sounds of Trevor stumbling around, looking: "Where'd it go?" "Where'd it go? It's not used much anymore but it is an important part of me, so where is it?"   :teddyr:

Older guys talking about their boners scare me...period...

Who you calling OLD, punk????? :hatred:

Indiana, all this time I thought you were a strapping young arrow hunting lad.   :teddyr: Side note, I was referring to the commercials which creep me out.

Or singing about them...damn, that's even more disturbing than talking about them!