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Title: "I like turtles too!!"
Post by: indianasmith on June 26, 2008, 03:47:58 PM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/IndysSecondAlbum/25June08OldFriendandme.jpg)

Caught this beauty yesterday in the river while arrowhead hunting.  Who's got the best caption for this shot?


Title: Re: "I like turtles too!!"
Post by: Saucerman on June 26, 2008, 03:57:23 PM
(avoiding the obvious joke of the tail looking like a penis...)

"I dunno either, the bottom half of his shell just fell off!"


Title: Re: "I like turtles too!!"
Post by: Patient7 on June 26, 2008, 04:15:09 PM
(avoiding the obvious joke of the tail looking like a penis...)

Wow, it does.


Turtle: Could you put me down, I need to go download something, of course on DSL.  What?  You use Comcast!  Bah!  That's far too fast for me and my wife.



Title: Re: "I like turtles too!!"
Post by: Jack on June 26, 2008, 05:06:03 PM
Fresh ingredients are key to any recipe, none moreso than Indiana's twice fried turtle.


Title: Re: "I like turtles too!!"
Post by: AndyC on June 26, 2008, 06:22:23 PM
"Look, I can make him fly! Gameraaaaa! Gameraaaa!"


Title: Re: "I like turtles too!!"
Post by: The Burgomaster on June 26, 2008, 06:25:25 PM
At participating McDonald's, for a limited time only, the McTortoise.   


Title: Re: "I like turtles too!!"
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 26, 2008, 07:22:58 PM
([url]http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/IndysSecondAlbum/25June08OldFriendandme.jpg[/url])



Teddy Roosevelt's great-great-grandson had a much more laid back attitude towards big game hunting.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8c/Roosevelt_safari_elephant.jpg/750px-Roosevelt_safari_elephant.jpg)


Title: Re: "I like turtles too!!"
Post by: indianasmith on June 26, 2008, 11:21:43 PM
Thanks for the captions!


Title: Re: "I like turtles too!!"
Post by: CheezeFlixz on June 26, 2008, 11:51:36 PM
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/IndysSecondAlbum/25June08OldFriendandme.jpg)
Maw, git da pot ta simmerin' we're havin' turtle vittles ta'nite.
or
While exploring the wilds of southeast Asia IndianaSmith discovered the secret meaning of Long Shlong River.
or
Your Honor, you'll see in Exhibit "A" the defendant is clearly engaged in Turtle porn.


Title: Re: "I like turtles too!!"
Post by: Ash on June 27, 2008, 12:52:17 AM
Indiana re-enacts the controversial turtle scene from Cannibal Holocaust


Title: Re: "I like turtles too!!"
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on June 27, 2008, 02:12:53 AM
Gamera is really neat!  He is filled with turtle meat!


Title: Re: "I like turtles too!!"
Post by: BTM on June 27, 2008, 06:43:09 AM

Seriously though, is that turtle's bottom shell missing?  Is that normal did something happen to the poor guy? 

Never seen a turtle like that before...


Title: Re: "I like turtles too!!"
Post by: AndyC on June 27, 2008, 08:28:30 AM
You know, with your backpack straps matching your shorts like that, it looks like you're wearing lederhosen.


Title: Re: "I like turtles too!!"
Post by: Mr. DS on June 27, 2008, 08:48:12 AM
Turtle to his friends:  Here is a slide of myself with a rare specimen from my last summer vacation...


Title: Re: "I like turtles too!!"
Post by: Texdar on June 27, 2008, 11:27:08 AM
Indianasmith is excited!  He has material for a new hat now.


Title: Re: "I like turtles too!!"
Post by: Dr. Whom on June 27, 2008, 12:13:47 PM
Look! I finally caught something with my bare hands!


Title: Re: "I like turtles too!!"
Post by: ghouck on June 27, 2008, 12:52:42 PM
I'm gonna make a new hat outta this here turtle, my old one has lost its pizazz. .


Title: Re: "I like turtles too!!"
Post by: AndyC on June 27, 2008, 01:10:09 PM
The somewhat less successful Turtle Dundee.


Title: Re: "I like turtles too!!"
Post by: Jack on June 27, 2008, 01:28:56 PM
Ya just give 'em a good whack over the head with a stick and, as you can see, they become quite docile.


Title: Re: "I like turtles too!!"
Post by: ghouck on June 27, 2008, 01:41:48 PM
The somewhat less successful Turtle Dundee.

 :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: "I like turtles too!!"
Post by: Ash on June 27, 2008, 02:39:58 PM
You know, with your backpack straps matching your shorts like that, it looks like you're wearing lederhosen.

Hilarious!   :teddyr:
Definitely gotta give you karma for that one.   :thumbup:


Title: Re: "I like turtles too!!"
Post by: ghouck on June 27, 2008, 03:03:26 PM

Seriously though, is that turtle's bottom shell missing?  Is that normal did something happen to the poor guy? 

Never seen a turtle like that before...

I don't think there's anyhing missing, I think the bottom of that species just has an very light colored bottom. I don't thing turtles can luve with their shell missing, but I could be wrong.


Title: Re: "I like turtles too!!"
Post by: ghouck on June 28, 2008, 11:45:05 PM
Said in a George W Bush voice: "See, this here is from the future! It's a frisbee, but they made this one with LEGS, so you don't have to chase it. That's what's bad about frisbee, is that you throw it, , then you gotta go get it. It's almost as bad as one of them boomarangs, except it doesn't hit you in the head"


Title: Re: "I like turtles too!!"
Post by: jdlarch on July 01, 2008, 10:27:11 PM
It's a miracle! If you look closely at the markings on his underside you can clearly see the face of Kenny from South Park!


Title: Re: "I like turtles too!!"
Post by: ghouck on July 20, 2008, 02:35:00 PM
Ok, I have to say it, I expected someone else to go there, but I guess not.

"The captor, jealous of the size of the turtle's wee-wee, shakes the poor reptile in frustration"


Title: Re: "I like turtles too!!"
Post by: WingedSerpent on July 21, 2008, 04:02:03 PM

Seriously though, is that turtle's bottom shell missing?  Is that normal did something happen to the poor guy? 

Never seen a turtle like that before...

I don't think there's anyhing missing, I think the bottom of that species just has an very light colored bottom. I don't thing turtles can luve with their shell missing, but I could be wrong.

If I'm correct that's a species of soft shelled turtles-so yes it supposed to look that way.

A turtle's shell is it's backbone and ribcage, so no, one cant live with the shell missing.