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Title: Battle Queen 2020
Post by: Andrew on July 06, 2008, 07:00:12 PM
I joined Darksider's Realm to celebrate "Christmas in July."  Unfortunately, the movie I picked has less Christmas spirit than a story about people (including a bordello-attired Julie Strain) fighting over snowmobiles.  Wait, that is the plot of "Battle Queen 2020."

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Title: Re: Battle Queen 2020
Post by: Jack on July 07, 2008, 07:29:56 AM
Horrible, horrible film.  I've watched it about 6 times  :teddyr:  Kind of looked to me like the employees of a strip club got together with the owners of a furniture store and made a movie.


Title: Re: Battle Queen 2020
Post by: indianasmith on July 07, 2008, 09:25:42 AM
Sad to say, I actually kind of liked this one  . . . . . :lookingup:


Title: Re: Battle Queen 2020
Post by: Torgo on July 07, 2008, 10:35:39 PM
This movie is horrible, inexplicably so in fact. 

A friend of mine is a Julie Strain addict and he has all of her movies, some posters of her and the issues of Penthouse that she originally appeared in.

Sometimes she can look very attractive, but other times, she just looks kind of....strange in the facial region for some reason.


Title: Re: Battle Queen 2020
Post by: DavidFullam on July 08, 2008, 10:32:12 AM
I wish Ms. Strain would just shut up and pose nude. I've seen many an interview she has done where she comes off as a total nut case. Less talk, more naked.


Title: Re: Battle Queen 2020
Post by: Andrew on July 08, 2008, 11:09:25 AM
Sad to say, I actually kind of liked this one  . . . . . :lookingup:

I think you might be in the minority with this one, my friend.

A friend of mine is a Julie Strain addict and he has all of her movies, some posters of her and the issues of Penthouse that she originally appeared in.

Sometimes she can look very attractive, but other times, she just looks kind of....strange in the facial region for some reason.

I am just not attracted to her.  In this film, she also looks a little thin, so much that you can see tendons through the skin a few times.  Anyway, the lack of interesting nakedness means my appreciation of the film is reduced to the acting and story - both of which are horrible. 

Kind of looked to me like the employees of a strip club got together with the owners of a furniture store and made a movie.

You realize that you just said in twenty-five words what I tried to do with two thousand?


Title: Re: Battle Queen 2020
Post by: indianasmith on July 08, 2008, 11:49:43 AM
I've never been a big Julie Strain fan (Cheeze will probably smite me here!).  Her body is too thin, her boobs too big, and her face too cruel.  But somehow this silly movie entertained me . . . once.  Twice might be pushing it.


Title: Re: Battle Queen 2020
Post by: Torgo on July 08, 2008, 04:40:34 PM
I've always thought that this was  really flattering picture of Ms. Strain.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/70/Julie_Strain_1.JPG/386px-Julie_Strain_1.JPG)


Title: Re: Battle Queen 2020
Post by: indianasmith on July 08, 2008, 08:01:19 PM
True.  She's got a nice smile when her face is relaxed, but whenever she is fighting or simulating arousal, her smile becomes . . . predatory and evil! :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:


Title: Re: Battle Queen 2020
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on July 08, 2008, 08:45:33 PM
That asteroid was a little off center. Disneyland is actually in California. Florida has the Magic Kingdom.

And squeezing a woman's breasts will also get you to talk in a falsetto voice. Especially, when she brings her knee up between your legs.


Title: Re: Battle Queen 2020
Post by: JPH on July 09, 2008, 04:45:27 PM
Things in this universe is subject to a few laws- such as gravity, inertia, and the inability of porno actresses being able to act. When will people learn these laws cannot be violated?


Title: Re: Battle Queen 2020
Post by: CheezeFlixz on July 09, 2008, 09:43:50 PM
Oh come on a skull! It wasn't that bad it's got Julia juggs that's got to be worth a slime or pair.


I've never been a big Julie Strain fan (Cheeze will probably smite me here!).  Her body is too thin, her boobs too big, and her face too cruel.  But somehow this silly movie entertained me . . . once.  Twice might be pushing it.

I will not smite you here ... it's your opinion and you are entitled to it, as WRONG, WRONG, WRONG as it may be.



Like you'd kick her out of bed ... pa-leese!


Title: Re: Battle Queen 2020
Post by: Flangepart on July 10, 2008, 11:08:30 AM
Sounds like a film you send to say, an ex-mate, a lawyer, a creditor...somebody you 'Owe one.'
You diden't pay money to see this, did you?...


Title: Re: Battle Queen 2020 vs. HUNDRA! <insert Hundra yell here>
Post by: Big Paulie Virgo on July 10, 2008, 12:44:51 PM
Thanks Andrew and others----for keeping me from following my curiousity and actually RENTING this thing! It's currently on shelf at a Blockbuster near me...and I was tempted. But Satan--er--Julie Strain, get thee behind me! I
won't fall for your 'temptress' trap!

I did 'suffer' through a Julie Strain film once, though. It was called 'Blonde Heaven'. I knew it was bad going in, I just didn't know how *painfully* so. Lesson learned.  :thumbup:


Title: Re: Battle Queen 2020
Post by: johnbgood52 on May 02, 2014, 01:41:52 PM
There are certain things in this world for which, much like the laws of physics, no exceptions have ever been observed. One of those things is that if Julie Strain is in a movie, that movie is guaranteed to be a steaming pile of crap.