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Like CHEEZEE I have entered both lists, which first informs me how inactive this board is, and secondly I am knocked for finding another poster's comment funny.  DAMN ME!!!  Brother Buzzard, this new arch-conservative, has deigned it fair to knock me simply for liking someone else's posting.  Well, I did not think Brother Buzzard's caption funny, so I knock Brother Buzzard.  You'll figure it out.   :teddyr:  Yeh, gimme some material to work with.  Ratbastards. 

Here's a simple equation you helped me discover Allhallows:

Brother Buzzard = Karma Abuser!

Get your torches and pitchforks!

Seriously though, unfair, if Brother Buzzard is reading this I am very disappointed in you.

So what was the joke, anyway?

Karma back atcha, AH.  And BB, save the smiting for those who actually need it!

You mean I'm no longer the arch-conservative? Damn the bad luck.


Speaking of jokes, I was talking to this liberal friend of mine .... oh never mind it's a long story.



 

BrotherBuzzard appeared 3 days after InYourRear was banned for 10 days.  BrotherBuzzard is also apparently "old friends" with 'Rear.   All information now readily available for board members; I appreciate the new karma system which provides a wealth of information about posters opinions.  It's crappy to be knocked because you like someone else's joke... but, that's the way it is.  That's like getting knocked repeatedly for not expressing an opinion.  Oh well, there is an old saying about being judged by the company you keep.   :wink:

brother buzzard has a very intense, apocolyptic worldview that is not precicely what I would call arch conservative though it resembles it in some ways

Thanks for your comments, Lester.  Without doubt you would be better informed than I am about political leanings of this board.  I just don't understand why I must be the target of the most virulent rightists and Bush supporters. 

Maybe they dislike your Gene Wilder avatar and his wry smile reminds of the happiness that nobody but themselves should be allowed to have. :wink:

Really...??
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/willyad5.gif)

Or maybe you just keep freaking the sh!t out of 'em with your seemingly endless supply of eff'ed up Willy Wonka graphics! :buggedout:

Careful, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt you are not generalizing with that statement.

Now now, AH - I don't think I've ever smited you, and I'm a rightie!!!!!

I don't know that, we've both been on here quite awhile, and I do believe you.  I consider you my friend, and admire you perhaps most of all on this board, though usually disagree with you (even about LOTR).  However, you're the one who slapped the label of "liberal" on me, and I despise labels, and it does not accurately describe me since, in fact, I admire John McCain more than any candidate I can remember in my own life, for one thing.  Though I'll not vote for him. 

Nonetheless Brother Buzzard has deemed it necessary to knock my karma a second time because of a private message to him, the contents of which I copy below.  I am in a karma war that is not of my making, but what can I do but let these turds grind me to hamburger?   :teddyr:  You boys need to decide what type of board you want to participate on.  Free or mindlessly retaliatory.  CHEEZE, you can make all the jokes you want, but I know you better than that. 

Well, apparently I freak them out for just being me... however, I have ASH to thank for the .gif; he sent it to me!!   :smile:

Do I smell hypocrisy?


If you knew me then you'd know that wasn't a joke.

CHEESE, really, who are you kidding?  So, you consider yourself a "virulent rightist?"  "Virulent" is the operative word. The "joke" that I was initially knocked for, which was not mine, and I myself described as "absurd" was about GEORGE BUSH and in a thread by our own Lester.  You know INYOURREAR was thrown off of this forum for 10 days for attacking me and other posters in a news item thread.  Brother Buzzard is his newbie lackey; just look at the profiles and who gave who karma and WHY. 

I naively actually thought you might want me on this board.  I don't get you at all. Instead of lending a helping hand, you choose to be a ratbastard and embattle me further.  Please don't trouble yourself again.  Thanks.  Thanks muchly for your support. 

I'll fix it for ya, CHEEZEE.  NO, you don't smell HYPOCRISY.  You presume to know me after denigrating me for presuming to know you??  You have no respect for me at all!  You choose not to take the high road, but instead to crown yourself with the Hanna-Barbera crown of Grand PooBah.  You'll have your way and I'll be gone.  King Ratbastard.  There you go. 

What wasn't a joke?  You so despise me?  I'm slack-jawed by your comments.  This is not small time, sweet potato.  You choose to destroy me. 


I was referring to this remark, but you are "Ming the Merciless" afterall. 

I get it.  You're not my friend and I'm a "MF spellchecker", "f" me.  Right?  "F" me.  "F" me.  "F" me. 
"F" me.  "F" me.  "F" me.

Wow....whatta insane mess!  :buggedout:
 I wish the karma system was GONE....it just seems to make people get crazy and p**sed.
 Is this JERRY SPRINGER or BAD MOVIES?

 I expect some big crazy hillbilly woman to get inna fist fight with her cheating lesbian biker girlfreind.

 Sorry...just trying to lighten the mood.

 It seems to me that Brother Buzzard....whoever he is,is a troll. 
 I wish the karma system was GONE. It just seems to fuel fights.
 And I also wish that  people wouldn't fight so much over politics and such....I HATE POLITICS. Being a "right" or a "left" ...snd not keeping an open mind to ALL views is fanatical and narrow. When you adhere to a certain line of ideology,you become a non-thinking  drone. To quote a party line is what put Hitler into power. I find myself dissallusioned by the Religion of Politics more everyday. It's sad.

 Of course,I seem to fall into the same trap as well....and I shouldn't talk. 

 I don't know what I'm trying to say. This all confuses me...people  should just free themselves of the Religion of Politics
 Simplify your life. Open your mind. Rise above! FREE YOURSELF!
 http://youtube.com/watch?v=PcWxWYXYXBE

  (suddenly all parties involved turn to the undersized,simple-minded idiot and say in unison-"AW-SHADDUP!")
 

I reckon I'll give you Karma for that rant even though you gave me a negative. Really it's because I'm so EVIL ... EVIL I tell you.

This thread sure is chillaxin'.

Did everyone in the Northern Hemisphere just wake up on the wrong side of the bed at the same time?  I thought it was summer there?  I'm in winter freezing my sack off, and I read this?

Karma no karma whatever. Lefty or righty whatever. 

All this doesn't seem to serve any quality purpose or value other than to vent anger really.  In which case might I suggest a  :hatred: or a  :hot: emoticon to suffice instead of blasting each other.  Political debate I'll get on board with, but this?


 :hatred: :hot: :hatred: :hot:


I really did think better of a few of the participants in this thread, regardless of how this all started.

Ya know, I've been looking around this thread trying to find that...um  out of hand thing you all seem to be talking about, and I'm just not succeeding. Could you all kindly point me in the right direction?

If this is pleading for something like that, I could certainly start something up. (http://5g8.net/smileys/lol-065.gif)

Makes ya kind of long for the days when I was registered; then everybody could simply vote me down (I think we all know that I'd do something to deserve it), hold hands, and dance in unison.

...eww....just made myself sick...thinking of you all holding hands and dancing in unison.

...ewww...just made myself sicker...thinking of everybody in a group kiss while Cheezey says to Andrew 'put some more tongue behind that'.

...ewwww....oh dear god!  I can't even repeat that. :buggedout:

Oh f**k that. You all stop holding hands, dancing, and kissing like lovers...and...ugg...worse. Take off the kid gloves, instead of putting on the rubbers, and come out swinging; it's much less disgusting.

Hope I have helped. :lookingup:





Uhm...could you expand on that a little?

Got pictures?

Video?

(http://5g8.net/smileys/lol-065.gif)
 

Dear Cheezeflixz and Allhallowsday;

There are alot of people on this board, and I consider the two of you some of my favorites. Please stop this bickering as I hate to see two friends going on this way. You both have valuable opinions and I enjoy banter with you guys on this board. I know, leave it to the woman to try and smoothe things over; however find a truce somewhere so the normal insanity can start to roll again....

Love you guys,

Grace

You know Menard, I dont think I need to plead with you to start anything else up, I think the mental image of all the board members getting involved in a group kiss just about did my head in!  :buggedout:

Then again, things might be a bit more 'loose' around here if that did happen, and some folks would be a lot more relaxed.  :wink:

And I feel the love ...

You know I had no idea someone was mad as they were/are ... I've got no problem with Allhollowsday, hell I'm not even mad at him. I don't get mad, never let anything take up room in your mind rent free.

CHEEZE, I don't like being called a hypocrite, in jest or otherwise. 

Cheeze was just being his usual sardonic, insulting, sarcastic self.  Ya gotta make allowances - I think the pharmacy was out of Geritol.

no...but I bet I could convince that weird she-beast and her inbreed boyfreind down the street to pose with some barnyard critters if I throw them a few bucks so they can buy they're beer and meth!

I'm sensing a lot of hostility on this thread, perhaps we should sit down and talk this out.

Now AllHallows got knocked karma for agreeing with someone.

Then Cheezee got mad about some kind of political thing and they're both kinda cranky now is that about right.

Whatever I wont get involved, just think for a moment though next time you're offended...

Wouldn't the world be funnier if everyone had midgets for legs?  Think about it.  I'm getting the giggles just thinking about it.  :bouncegiggle:

Ok then don't be one and we all are at times. :wink:


I don't like being called sardonic, insulting, sarcastic ... oh who am kidding, word can't hurt me. Call me what you want ... I know a few names too. You, you ... clinging to your guns and religion, you!


Polish the force young Jedi, Cheeze never got mad. Hell Cheeze was clueless there was a tiff ... now I'm referring to myself in the third person, I need a beer.

I should've mentioned I had no real idea what was going on, that's just what I could come up with from my insane perspective.

At this point I think the best resolution is for both gentlemen to step back and give it some time.

...and still is. :tongueout:



Okay, ladies, now enough of this resolution bulls**t; I want to see some blood.(http://5g8.net/smileys/lol-065.gif)

I think it's high time everyone called on their inner Menard, and pull it out.


 :buggedout: Goddammit, that's not your inner Menard; now put that little thing back in your pants.


I could imagine every one of you envying the idea of being like me. :smile:

Just imagine the possibilities: a board full of Menards. :cheers:

We could even invent a new song to sing in unison...



Everybody together



Can't you just feel it?

Stop scratching.

I'll pass on that thought, but we do what Menard is full of.

Oh, c'mon; you girls can do better than that.

next...

Speak for yourself.  :bouncegiggle:

A Board full of Menards....hmmmm....I.....I'm getting a weird visualization... :buggedout:

 http://youtube.com/watch?v=yUk84bKUDI0

 Brrrrrr.....!!!!  :buggedout:     ( :tongueout:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz-KDXWsepI&feature=related#

 We had to listen to those tapes in a dark room while lying on the floor in re-hab. I always had the almost unresistable urge to jump up and yell "FIRE!FIRE!" in the middle of them!  :buggedout:

 Of course...doing that in a room full of strung out junkies and drunkies would have gotton me killed,so I thought better of it.... :lookingup:

So, this is the thread causing the trouble.

AHD, I wouldn't go casting aspersions on others' associations if I were you. You'd be pretty shocked if you knew who and what some of your political allies are. Also, if all your childish name-calling and sulking like a little brat this past month while misplacing one political article after another in the movie news forum is "having no opinion," just call me a moderate! If you don't want to be labeled, don't keep proving your labelers right.

As for Inyarear, he and I have been good friends for longer than he's had that alias and longer than this forum has existed. Care to know why he and I are friends? It started when he caught me in a certain online den of iniquity and forgave me. He had me at his mercy. He could have blackmailed me or used me for a scapegoat and been admired for a hero. Instead, he showed me mercy. I don't think I could have expected that outcome from anyone else I know, even the other Christians from our church.

If it makes you feel any better, he and I and several other members of our church are going on a mission trip tomorrow and we'll be away for a solid week. Think carefully about what you're going to do next.

Lester, while we've had our disagreements, I admire your restraint while we've been arguing. I do believe I lean to the right politically, although your assessment of me may be accurate in its own way. It's not given to any of us to know when the last Great Tribulation is coming, but I do see some moral and financial apocalypses approaching us fast, shades of Germany in 1938.

As for you, Cheeze, I admire you for how well you've restrained your temper, but nobody's perfect. You'll have your bad days the same way any of us do. Just remember that what you said about hypocrisy extends to wrath too.

So you're finally out of jail, RCMerchant? Welcome back! And, um, see you later!

(http://z54.org/smileys/yawning-001.gif)


Goddamn.

Self-righteous and boring as hell.

So, let me get this straight; you and your butt buddy UpYourAss like to go around with an indignant superiority complex and smite people you don't like, or who just simply disagree with you and your god-appointed opinions.

Got it. :thumbup:

Now isn't it time that you and UpYourAss get back into the basement where your cowardly little asses belong and do each other?

Hmmm?

Well, Menard, I couldn't have said it better myself.   :teddyr:  Okay!  Knock me again, I thought it was funny!   :bouncegiggle:

Brother Buzzard, I have "political allies?"  Please point them out to me!  Yes, I post political news items, but you won't find much commentary from me in any of those threads, particularly with any of my initial postings.  It also seems to me that that portion of the forum has long hosted true news items, so I just followed suit.  You may also note that the news items that I have posted are on both sides of the fence, and it is up to the reader to construe any leaning in the writer's intent.  I'm not writing the stories.  Most importantly, I do not equate my personal disappointment in our President to being "liberal."  I'm no Democrat.  Perhaps I'm too far left? 

Brother Buzzard, I admire some of your commentary. I was out of line with CHEEZE, for sure, but as I explained to him privately, "hypocrite" is a hot button for me.  I'll make no further excuses (since, for one thing, your buddy went much further than I have ever done.  Or do you feel you have plausible deniability for him?)  Sulking?  Okay, I'll take that criticism.  I admit disappointment at the dark turn you and your ilk have brought to this forum. 
Peace, Brother Buzzard? 

First of all, AHD, I am glad that you decided to hang around!!!  I have enjoyed our exchanges and the respect with which you have conducted them.  The ONLY thing I will say to you is, don't sweat bad karma when it happens.  I've been one of the most smited people on the board for a long time, and what goes around comes around.  Those who hit the "Boo" button too easily or frequently get their own just desserts sooner or later.

BB, I have applauded you on a number of occasions because we share a common faith and political leaning.  However, when you come onto the board as a newbie and start dishing out bad karma to one of our most senior and respected members over what amounts to petty stuff, don't expect to win a lot of friends.  Many of your political arguments are spot on, and I appreciate your taking a stand.   But bashing people isn't always the best way to get a point across . . . unless they are Lester, of course  :teddyr:! 

And Cheeze, you truly have raised "curmudgeon" to an art form.  I salute you for it.

Menard . . . words fail me.  But you never fail to amuse me.

Is that enough lovin' for all, or should I go on?

I would, but I'm not into maintaining old grudges. Besides, I've just found an egotist worse than yourself on here. It says lots of unflattering things about you that you flatter him here.


I would, but I could get in trouble with the feds just for posting that kind of link, as you could for clicking on it. In theory it's all free speech, but you can spend a lot of time and money in court before you get acquitted of the frivolous charges they might bring against you. There's no "loser pays" law in America.

All I can give you is a hint. These allies you don't realize you have are former associates of mine from that den of iniquity I mentioned. The place has been shut down and moved a couple of times, but I've still got my account anywhere it goes, which my friend and I use to infiltrate the place from time to time.


This election has already re-clarified the difference between Democrat and leftist, I think.  As for these threads being "on both sides of the fence," one rarely sees that in the "mainstream" media. They all lean left, many of them very sharply left. Everything you've posted from them has had this leaning. I don't see where you've posted anything leaning the other way. Also, your own friend "Reverend" Powell seemed to think your political thread was misplaced. I still think these threads belong in the Off Topic forum if they belong anywhere.


Much further at what? You took a few knocks. Then you spent all ten days of Inyarear's exile bashing him and calling him names and complaining that the punishment was too light. How brave you are when attacking people who aren't around to defend themselves, AHD!  I don't think it's wise to go telling Andrew how to run his own board, either. As for dark turns, seeing this board get polluted with Bush-bashing just like so many others we used to like to visit has been a pretty dark turn for us. Leftists really do seem to live to take the fun out of everything.

So "hypocrite" is your hot button, even more than any obscenity or threat? If being called "hypocrite" is the worst thing that ever happens to you, be grateful. Some of my enemies aren't timid about calling for my extermination.


Don't scratch the wounds anymore, and they'll heal.

Did someone say f'd up wonka gifs?
(http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x89/edwardbayntun/gifs/WillyWonkaInTheShining.gif)

This thread has run its course.