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Title: A Gory Sacrifce
Post by: Mr. DS on July 24, 2008, 07:14:34 PM
From a review I'm working on for The Occultist...
(http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/occultist1.jpg)
"Whoops, sorry!  I meant to stab your testicles..."


Title: Re: A Gory Sacrifce
Post by: Sister Grace on July 24, 2008, 07:51:56 PM
 In the caldron boil and bake;
    Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
    Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
    Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,

....and don't forget the secret ingredient: Hair of Mullet


Title: Re: A Gory Sacrifce
Post by: AndyC on July 25, 2008, 12:22:57 PM
"Wait, the camera's not getting my good side."


Title: Re: A Gory Sacrifce
Post by: Texdar on July 25, 2008, 12:40:29 PM
Billy found out the hard way that the Haitian way for curing acne really sucked.


Title: Re: A Gory Sacrifce
Post by: Psycho Circus on July 25, 2008, 03:47:06 PM
"Hey man, we told you not f**k with the Cosby's!"


Title: Re: A Gory Sacrifce
Post by: Saucerman on July 25, 2008, 08:45:58 PM
A simple product test for the latest Old Spice deodorant goes horribly, horribly wrong.


Title: Re: A Gory Sacrifce
Post by: JJ80 on July 27, 2008, 02:51:21 PM
Don't yo' diss Mama's good ole jerk chicken!!!


Title: Re: A Gory Sacrifce
Post by: TheDope on August 07, 2008, 10:42:04 PM
Boy; this guy's really bursting with flavor.  Get the water boiling....


Title: Re: A Gory Sacrifce
Post by: Inferno on August 08, 2008, 05:29:57 PM
How to make the Big Mac's secret sauce.


Title: Re: A Gory Sacrifce
Post by: AndyC on August 08, 2008, 09:04:36 PM
Oh sure, horror movies get all the blame, but when somebody goes and copies something they saw in Fried Green Tomatoes, nobody says a word.


Title: Re: A Gory Sacrifce
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on August 08, 2008, 09:53:48 PM
Harvey's days since the accident haven't improved much.