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Title: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: the master on July 26, 2008, 05:20:20 PM
ask me any thing


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Doc Daneeka on July 26, 2008, 08:36:58 PM
1. Rick vs. Falco?

2. Where do babies come from?


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Scott on July 26, 2008, 08:38:16 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU (http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Mr. DS on July 26, 2008, 08:51:32 PM
I often wondered how Mr. Ashtley got the nod for pranking.  Then again, I'm not sure if I can think of a much better choice.


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: the master on July 26, 2008, 09:25:47 PM
1. Rick vs. Falco?

2. Where do babies come from?
falco
the stork


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: the master on July 26, 2008, 09:26:37 PM
1. Rick vs. Falco?

2. Where do babies come from?
falco
the stork
they did hang up on me


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Patient7 on July 27, 2008, 12:51:24 AM
Would you rather punch a baby in the face, or kick a baby in the face?


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: RCMerchant on July 27, 2008, 06:23:22 AM
Would you rather punch a baby in the face, or kick a baby in the face?


I f it was a Hitler baby (think BOYS from BRAZIL) I would kill the baby!

 http://youtube.com/watch?v=_ks6dkG6H3c


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Mr. DS on July 27, 2008, 06:34:47 AM
Can you recommend a good feminine cleansing product?


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Sister Grace on July 27, 2008, 07:14:19 AM
Can you recommend a good feminine cleansing product?

Divorce...It rid my brother from his feminine problems   :smile:


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: the master on July 27, 2008, 01:44:10 PM
1.punch in face
2.try easy off BAM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr1fDOzLkAo


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Patient7 on July 27, 2008, 02:47:10 PM
1.punch in face

THIS GUY IS SICK HE JUST SAID HE'D PUNCH A BABY IN THE FACE!!!!!


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: the master on July 27, 2008, 06:00:32 PM
1.punch in face

THIS GUY IS SICK HE JUST SAID HE'D PUNCH A BABY IN THE FACE!!!!!
whats the dirfernce between a kick!


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: the master on July 27, 2008, 06:04:46 PM
1.punch in face

THIS GUY IS SICK HE JUST SAID HE'D PUNCH A BABY IN THE FACE!!!!!
whats the dirfernce between a kick!
what if it was the dead alive baby?


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Psycho Circus on July 27, 2008, 06:06:03 PM
Would you eat a garbage-pail kid? If so, which one?


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: the master on July 27, 2008, 08:54:45 PM
Would you eat a garbage-pail kid? If so, which one?
no just no....


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Sister Grace on July 27, 2008, 09:10:17 PM
Would you eat a garbage-pail kid? If so, which one?

Nasty Nick has always been my favorite; so i'd go with him. Funny this came up, I watched the garbage pail kids movie with my daughter on thursday. I remember seeing it as a kid; but had forgot how bad it was. There were far better gpk that they could have picked from; but you take what you can get. It will always be one of my favs; even if two of the main characters have names like Tangerine and Juice (which looked like 21 Jump Street throwback).


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Patient7 on July 27, 2008, 10:28:15 PM
1.punch in face

THIS GUY IS SICK HE JUST SAID HE'D PUNCH A BABY IN THE FACE!!!!!
whats the dirfernce between a kick!

There is none, I would have said the same thing about a kick in the face.  That's the main idea of the joke.


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Psycho Circus on July 28, 2008, 06:35:29 AM
Okay, okay..............Scott Baio or Tony Danza?


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Derf on July 28, 2008, 08:19:23 AM
ask me any thing

1. What is your name?





2. What is your quest?





3. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow (either African or European)?


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: asimpson2006 on July 28, 2008, 11:01:30 AM
1. What are you wearing?

2) Can you take it off?

3) Can you tell the difference between Butter and I can't believe it's not butter?



Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: the master on July 28, 2008, 02:06:17 PM
ask me any thing

1. What is your name?
the master





2. What is your quest?

to spread the will of manos



3. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow (either African or European)?
?


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: the master on July 28, 2008, 02:06:38 PM
Okay, okay..............Scott Baio or Tony Danza?
Tony Danza?


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: the master on July 28, 2008, 02:07:34 PM
1. What are you wearing?
nothing
2) Can you take it off?
no

3) Can you tell the difference between Butter and I can't believe it's not butter?
only chuck norris




Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 28, 2008, 04:11:30 PM
Is there a story behind your thread title?

If so, will you tell it?

When?

Why not now?

Don't you trust us?

Do you want me to get angry?

Do you think you'd like me when I'm angry?

Did I ask too many questions?



Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Psycho Circus on July 28, 2008, 04:18:03 PM
What relevance do architects have today? Are they just overpaid, out of touch developers?


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Patient7 on July 28, 2008, 06:21:40 PM
What does it mean to rick roll someone?


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: the master on July 28, 2008, 06:36:36 PM
Is there a story behind your thread title?

If so, will you tell it?
some lady called and i rick rolled her

When?
yesterday

Why not now?
cause she hasnt called back

Don't you trust us?
no

Do you want me to get angry?
no

Do you think you'd like me when I'm angry?
no


Did I ask too many questions?
yes




Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: the master on July 29, 2008, 01:07:23 PM
What does it mean to rick roll someone?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Patient7 on July 29, 2008, 02:59:26 PM
What does it mean to rick roll someone?

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU[/url]



I'm sorry, that video is no longer available.


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: the master on July 29, 2008, 06:08:00 PM
What does it mean to rick roll someone?

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU[/url]



I'm sorry, that video is no longer available.

sorry it was working when i posted it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2b1D5w82yU


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: the master on July 29, 2008, 06:09:08 PM
What does it mean to rick roll someone?

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU[/url]



I'm sorry, that video is no longer available.

sorry it was working when i posted it
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2b1D5w82yU[/url]

strange it might be screwing up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Psycho Circus on July 29, 2008, 06:24:39 PM
How strange....although Rick Astley is known to not work in posts on forums, as he does not approve of "socialising"


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Patient7 on July 29, 2008, 06:41:34 PM
Yeah something has to be wrong.


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: the master on July 29, 2008, 06:52:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHIA1LGuMhQ
lets see if mr will work
oh yeh i talked about this on troblue ticktets


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: the master on July 29, 2008, 06:54:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1i40rnpOsA
strange lets see if the first movie ever made works


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: the master on July 29, 2008, 06:55:45 PM
howbout the other anyoing song other than rick and will
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: the master on July 29, 2008, 06:56:59 PM
it looks like the master dosnt aprove of rick rolls and belairs


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Psycho Circus on July 29, 2008, 07:54:10 PM
"Chocolate Rain" is by far the most disturbing footage I have ever seen or heard.


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: RCMerchant on July 29, 2008, 07:58:47 PM
"Chocolate Rain" is by far the most disturbing footage I have ever seen or heard.


...oh...really...?

 http://youtube.com/watch?v=8mWW6kRITEY


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: the master on July 29, 2008, 08:02:11 PM
"Chocolate Rain" is by far the most disturbing footage I have ever seen or heard.


...oh...really...?

 [url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=8mWW6kRITEY[/url]

thanks alot rc merchant you gave me nightmares :buggedout:


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: RCMerchant on July 29, 2008, 08:10:15 PM
No thanks needed!  It's what I live for.  Good night and Gawd bless....and pleasent dreams....! MOOO HOOO HA HA HAAA!   :twirl:


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Psycho Circus on July 29, 2008, 08:26:06 PM
These two clips make me so angry that I want to stab people very violently.
What's happened to the world, that people are allowed to live after creating tripe like this??


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Sister Grace on July 29, 2008, 08:50:26 PM
"Chocolate Rain" is by far the most disturbing footage I have ever seen or heard.

you've obviously never seen any Prince's (excuse me, the artist formerly known as prince) outfits!!


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: RCMerchant on July 29, 2008, 09:10:15 PM
These two clips make me so angry that I want to stab people very violently.
What's happened to the world, that people are allowed to live after creating tripe like this??


...Aw...be HAPPY!!!

 http://youtube.com/watch?v=At-pfAFUldE


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: ghouck on July 29, 2008, 09:28:55 PM
That is just weird, even by my standards. . .


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Sister Grace on July 29, 2008, 09:37:32 PM



...Aw...be HAPPY!!!

 http://youtube.com/watch?v=At-pfAFUldE

Ok, I officially no longer suffer from asian fantasies...thanks RC


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Patient7 on July 30, 2008, 12:20:26 AM
What does it mean to rick roll someone?


Never mind, I checked it out on Wikipedia (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI).


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: the master on July 30, 2008, 10:44:59 AM
What does it mean to rick roll someone?


Never mind, I checked it out on Wikipedia ([url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI[/url]).

ITS A TRAP!


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Patient7 on July 30, 2008, 11:04:59 AM
What does it mean to rick roll someone?


Never mind, I checked it out on Wikipedia ([url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI[/url]).

ITS A TRAP!


CURSES!


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: sprite75 on July 30, 2008, 12:16:25 PM
A few times when telemarketers called and asked for me, I seriously considered telling them that I was deceased.  But I decided against it because it'd probably start all sorts of confusion, plus I was worried my family would start getting calls from other telemarketers trying to sell them markers and other crap.


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Patient7 on July 31, 2008, 12:07:00 AM
It's really weird, I was just watching Lewis Blacks Root of All Evil, and Patton Oswald was talking about blogging, he mentioned Rick Rolling people and went on with it.  His closing statement was in a videoblog format when he got in a few words and the video switched to Rick Astley singing, you guessed it, Never Gonna Give You Up.  The screen also flashed, YOU'VE BEEN RICK ROLLD.  And that was all I could stand to watch.


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: RCMerchant on July 31, 2008, 05:27:26 AM
A few times when telemarketers called and asked for me, I seriously considered telling them that I was deceased.  But I decided against it because it'd probably start all sorts of confusion, plus I was worried my family would start getting calls from other telemarketers trying to sell them markers and other crap.

Try telling them you are " I AM ERECTOR!" . Reply to them with that to everything....in a robot voice. THEY  hang up. Or ask them if they want to buy your comuc book collection. Ask if they'll trade new storm windows for a VG condition SGT. FURY and his HOWLING COMMANDOS #3. "Hey...I'm trying to make a deal with you here,man! I'ts Jack Kirby art! " This p**ses them off. If I'm in the mood,I can get real imaginative with telemarketers....I also like to go into my life story on and on and on...discribing my money woes,or the many ways I try to get the sand fleas out of my dog....I tried everything. They're everywhere! The powder stuff don't work. It just makes the fleas crazy....which makes Ted (Ted is my dog's name-hehe-my 13 year old son's name is Eddy,and his brother-my 15 year old-his name is Jed-so I got Ed,Jed,and Ted! ) just scratch's  hisself like CRAZY! His back leg goes to thumping THUMP!THUMP!THUMP!THUMP!THUMP! like he's some kinda drummer in a punk band,I gotta yell "DAMMIT! STOP IT TED!!!" ,but I feel bad about it ya know? cuz it's not-

    clik!-bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...... :wink:


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Patient7 on July 31, 2008, 11:09:32 AM
A few times when telemarketers called and asked for me, I seriously considered telling them that I was deceased.  But I decided against it because it'd probably start all sorts of confusion, plus I was worried my family would start getting calls from other telemarketers trying to sell them markers and other crap.

Try telling them you are " I AM ERECTOR!" . Reply to them with that to everything....in a robot voice. THEY  hang up. Or ask them if they want to buy your comuc book collection. Ask if they'll trade new storm windows for a VG condition SGT. FURY and his HOWLING COMMANDOS #3. "Hey...I'm trying to make a deal with you here,man! I'ts Jack Kirby art! " This p**ses them off. If I'm in the mood,I can get real imaginative with telemarketers....I also like to go into my life story on and on and on...discribing my money woes,or the many ways I try to get the sand fleas out of my dog....I tried everything. They're everywhere! The powder stuff don't work. It just makes the fleas crazy....which makes Ted (Ted is my dog's name-hehe-my 13 year old son's name is Eddy,and his brother-my 15 year old-his name is Jed-so I got Ed,Jed,and Ted! ) just scratch's  hisself like CRAZY! His back leg goes to thumping THUMP!THUMP!THUMP!THUMP!THUMP! like he's some kinda drummer in a punk band,I gotta yell "DAMMIT! STOP IT TED!!!" ,but I feel bad about it ya know? cuz it's not-

    clik!-bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...... :wink:

I like to tell them that they've reached the Smith's or Peterson's MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA.


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Psycho Circus on July 31, 2008, 11:19:39 AM
I usually let them do all the talking and then hang up. There was this one Welsh guy, who kept ringing me up and denying all knowledge of doing it and after like ten times or so, I just played Slayer down the phone at full blast!

He has NEVER called back!


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Sister Grace on July 31, 2008, 04:20:14 PM
The jackson sun , a local newspaper, called here continuously to the point it was really pis**** me off. I eventually got rid of them by telling them they could call back once they had a braille version.


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Allhallowsday on July 31, 2008, 05:48:34 PM
These two clips make me so angry that I want to stab people very violently.
What's happened to the world, that people are allowed to live after creating tripe like this??
...Aw...be HAPPY!!!
Okay! 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psERFM_vB0g


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: the master on July 31, 2008, 06:33:13 PM
These two clips make me so angry that I want to stab people very violently.
What's happened to the world, that people are allowed to live after creating tripe like this??
...Aw...be HAPPY!!!
Okay! 
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psERFM_vB0g[/url]

great rcmerchant is giving me nightmares while alhallowsday is getting a fiftys song
stuck in my head... lifes great :smile:


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: JJ80 on August 09, 2008, 08:16:53 PM
My favourite technique is to put on a somewhat stentonial, authoritarian English sounding accent when answering this kind of call. When I answer I always say "HELLO. WHO DO YOU REPRESENT?" which always seems to throw the caller completely.


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: the master on August 16, 2008, 02:19:47 PM
any more questions?


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Rev. Powell on August 17, 2008, 04:57:34 PM
any more questions?

Why do you ask?


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Kutter on August 18, 2008, 09:34:41 PM
Never saw the big deal with rick rolling, I like Rick Astley.

And for videos, I present this (If I can do this right):


**Edit:  Blah, can't get the embed to work, so here's the link.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffDPTKn7HiY

And I've found a wonderful to mess with people calling you is to answer the phone "Hello!  You're on the air!".


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Psycho Circus on August 19, 2008, 02:21:01 PM
any more questions?

Who is your daddy and what does he do?


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: the master on August 19, 2008, 06:34:31 PM
any more questions?

Who is your daddy and what does he do?
WHOS YAW DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO!


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: Psycho Circus on August 19, 2008, 06:40:48 PM
My daddy is a retired naval serviceman with a bad moustache


Title: Re: i just rick rolled a telemarketer
Post by: the master on August 23, 2008, 06:52:47 PM
My daddy is a retired naval serviceman with a bad moustache
intresting