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Title: The aftermath
Post by: sprite75 on July 28, 2008, 03:16:36 PM
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Oh, hell.  Mr. Worf's Klingon chili has given me the mother of all Maalox moments!


Title: Re: The aftermath
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 28, 2008, 04:22:11 PM
I knew I shouldn't have gone to dinner in full costume!  Hopefully if I cover my face and insignia, those Trekkies over there won't recognize me.


Title: Re: The aftermath
Post by: indianasmith on July 28, 2008, 06:14:45 PM
How can I tell Commander Riker that EVERYONE can see he's wearing Counsellor Troi's bra under his uniform?


Title: Re: The aftermath
Post by: akiratubo on July 28, 2008, 08:15:59 PM
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Mr. Stewart, Rick Berman and Brannon Braga just took over the Star Trek franchise!  Aren't you excited?  Mr. Stewart?


Title: Re: The aftermath
Post by: Mr. DS on July 29, 2008, 08:28:12 PM
"Ok, I know I left the keys to the Enterprise somewhere but WHERE???"


Title: Re: The aftermath
Post by: Flangepart on July 30, 2008, 08:11:00 AM
Bajorin head massage grows hair? What a load of maerd...


Title: Re: The aftermath
Post by: asimpson2006 on July 30, 2008, 09:52:05 AM
I knew spending that time with a Klingon Lady of the night would come back to bite me in the end.  Who knew the condom was defective.


Title: Re: The aftermath
Post by: AndyC on August 02, 2008, 06:48:43 PM
In an act of desperation, Picard attempts to blind the hostile aliens taking over the bridge.


Title: Re: The aftermath
Post by: warlock92346 on December 11, 2008, 09:56:44 PM
I wish KirK, Janeway, and Sisko were here, they would know what to do!


Title: Re: The aftermath
Post by: warlock92346 on December 11, 2008, 10:01:04 PM
What, I have to solve this one one my own without having a meeting where the crew gives me the answer and we baffle the audience with Techno babble until we pull an ending out of our butts in the last five minutes of the show.


Title: Re: The aftermath
Post by: JJ80 on December 12, 2008, 07:41:47 PM
Picard always felt the same after conversing with Wesley Crusher!


Title: Re: The aftermath
Post by: sideorderofninjas on December 12, 2008, 11:18:51 PM
Picard's reaction to seeing Data's musical dance: Sweet Transisitor from Transvestite Trannsylvania


Title: Re: The aftermath
Post by: TheDope on December 13, 2008, 04:08:14 PM
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SHIP COMPUTER - Captain, incoming transmission from a...William Shatner.

PICARD - Oh God...tell him I'm not here....


Title: Re: The aftermath
Post by: ghouck on December 16, 2008, 07:35:18 PM
Man I was SOOO wasted last night, , , of all the women like Troi, Beverly, or even some of those hot, young ensigns there were to choose from, , I had to sleep with Guinan. I'm never going to live this down. Well, at least I did it with the only woman Riker hadn't banged yet, , and probably never would. .


Title: Re: The aftermath
Post by: Doggett on December 17, 2008, 09:46:20 PM
Counsellor Tori's mother is on board again.


Title: Re: The aftermath
Post by: AndyC on December 19, 2008, 12:03:16 AM
"Tell me when the scary part is over."


Title: Re: The aftermath
Post by: Pennywise on March 14, 2009, 12:51:34 AM
"Oh, no we're in an odd numbered Star Trek movie..."