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Title: Asian man sexually assaults train station bench
Post by: trekgeezer on August 08, 2008, 12:23:46 PM
 "OUCH!", there is something to that old saying about truth being stranger than fiction.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/


Title: Re: Asian man sexually assaults train station bench
Post by: Patient7 on August 08, 2008, 12:56:56 PM
Weirdo  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Asian man sexually assaults train station bench
Post by: Mr. DS on August 08, 2008, 06:38:36 PM
He had a nice selection of holes to choose from too...go figure he picked the wrong one. 


Title: Re: Asian man sexually assaults train station bench
Post by: Sister Grace on August 08, 2008, 07:46:57 PM
Maybe this guy should have met the man who had the fixation with his patio furniture....


Title: Re: Asian man sexually assaults train station bench
Post by: Torgo on August 08, 2008, 08:11:22 PM
"OUCH!", there is something to that old saying about truth being stranger than fiction.

[url]http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/[/url]


(http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u163/kpruss/pervert.jpg)

Man, what the hell, what happened to just being like most guys and using your good ol' hand?   :buggedout:


Title: Re: Asian man sexually assaults train station bench
Post by: Ash on August 08, 2008, 09:18:22 PM
Next time he'll remember to bring the Vasoline along.   :tongueout:


Title: Re: Asian man sexually assaults train station bench
Post by: AndyC on August 11, 2008, 10:31:11 AM
Of all the things he could have stuck it into, why would a one-inch hole in a piece of sheet metal have seemed like a good idea?

But some good did come of this. Cops always tell great stories, and this is undoubtedly going to be a staple for the responding officers for the rest of their lives.


Title: Re: Asian man sexually assaults train station bench
Post by: Patient7 on August 11, 2008, 11:02:03 AM
Of all the things he could have stuck it into, why would a one-inch hole in a piece of sheet metal have seemed like a good idea?

Everything else was probably too wide.  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Asian man sexually assaults train station bench
Post by: Psycho Circus on August 11, 2008, 01:05:26 PM
Somebody who took the offer to "take a seat" a bit too far...  :buggedout: