Title: Asian man sexually assaults train station bench Post by: trekgeezer on August 08, 2008, 12:23:46 PM "OUCH!", there is something to that old saying about truth being stranger than fiction.
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/ Title: Re: Asian man sexually assaults train station bench Post by: Patient7 on August 08, 2008, 12:56:56 PM Weirdo :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: Asian man sexually assaults train station bench Post by: Mr. DS on August 08, 2008, 06:38:36 PM He had a nice selection of holes to choose from too...go figure he picked the wrong one.
Title: Re: Asian man sexually assaults train station bench Post by: Sister Grace on August 08, 2008, 07:46:57 PM Maybe this guy should have met the man who had the fixation with his patio furniture....
Title: Re: Asian man sexually assaults train station bench Post by: Torgo on August 08, 2008, 08:11:22 PM "OUCH!", there is something to that old saying about truth being stranger than fiction. [url]http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/[/url] (http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u163/kpruss/pervert.jpg) Man, what the hell, what happened to just being like most guys and using your good ol' hand? :buggedout: Title: Re: Asian man sexually assaults train station bench Post by: Ash on August 08, 2008, 09:18:22 PM Next time he'll remember to bring the Vasoline along. :tongueout:
Title: Re: Asian man sexually assaults train station bench Post by: AndyC on August 11, 2008, 10:31:11 AM Of all the things he could have stuck it into, why would a one-inch hole in a piece of sheet metal have seemed like a good idea?
But some good did come of this. Cops always tell great stories, and this is undoubtedly going to be a staple for the responding officers for the rest of their lives. Title: Re: Asian man sexually assaults train station bench Post by: Patient7 on August 11, 2008, 11:02:03 AM Of all the things he could have stuck it into, why would a one-inch hole in a piece of sheet metal have seemed like a good idea? Everything else was probably too wide. :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Asian man sexually assaults train station bench Post by: Psycho Circus on August 11, 2008, 01:05:26 PM Somebody who took the offer to "take a seat" a bit too far... :buggedout:
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