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Title: One officer to another...
Post by: sprite75 on August 10, 2008, 03:20:32 PM
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Title: Re: One officer to another...
Post by: ghouck on August 10, 2008, 03:48:36 PM
I foresee a cavity search in your near future.


Title: Re: One officer to another...
Post by: Psycho Circus on August 10, 2008, 04:33:20 PM
"Now I'm gonna let you go this time, but no more makin' love to trailer homes!"


Title: Re: One officer to another...
Post by: Mr. DS on August 10, 2008, 08:28:14 PM
"Now you see what sex with Sally Fields does to you Bandit?"


Title: Re: One officer to another...
Post by: AndyC on August 10, 2008, 10:33:39 PM
"You got a purty mouth."


Title: Re: One officer to another...
Post by: Inferno on August 12, 2008, 05:40:36 PM
If you can make it all the way across the playground without getting caught, THEN you get your $50.


Title: Re: One officer to another...
Post by: sideorderofninjas on August 12, 2008, 10:38:22 PM
Sheriff Justice "Listen to me you scum bum, I'm gonna show you what 'Pow right in the kisser' really means.."


Title: Re: One officer to another...
Post by: sprite75 on August 15, 2008, 11:33:06 PM
Sheriff Justice "Listen to me you scum bum, I'm gonna show you what 'Pow right in the kisser' really means.."

Allow me to translate that into the non edited for TV version...

"Now you listen to me you sumb***h!  I'm going to show you what 'pow right your ass' really means, you tick turd!"


Title: Re: One officer to another...
Post by: Yaddo 42 on August 24, 2008, 09:38:30 PM
The good news is I going to let you off with a warning, the bad news is you have to have a three-way with Bea Arthur and Rosie O'Donnell before I let you go.